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Okay faggots, let's play a super hard game called "Trying to convince me not to date a whore" (pic unrelated). It goes like this
>acne and shit
>hairy as fuck
>19 and kissless virgin
>no college degree or shit
>basically, I spend all day long inside, on the computer
>I was like most of y'all
>only that I have the fortunate gift of god of being VERY delusional, thinking VERY high of myself
>have the attitude and self-esteem of kanye west
>start putting some hard action into improving this shit life
>get rid of acne and shit
>start making loadsa money (I'm some kind of musician)
>start working out
>things are great yadda yadda
>man this shit took months
>but I'm still a fucking kissless virgin
>pale white, hot, nice ass, innocent bitch face on a depraved bitch
>is a hoe
>like a depraved sex-crazed hoe
>friends be like "anon, anonette is a total slut man"
>I'm like "coooool"
>"She sucks mad dicks man"
>"She has been assfucked hard, man!"
>this hoe is flirting hard with me
>prolly trying to gold dig me (poor dumb hoe)
>wants to date me
>bitch so depraved would do anything that cross my sick mind
Why the fuck not date this hoe?
>she will cheat
I don't like this girl, I just want to fuck her. A lot. Until her body breaks.
>you will get a bad reputation
everyone of my friends and family considers me, both jokingly and not, "insane" (it's a long story that includes the way I act and speak and shit) and knows that I'm depraved as fuck
>she is trying to gold dig you
Good luck for her with that.
Can anyone else tryna convince me? Think not.