>Parents get worried that I sit home every night and browse 4chan
>Threaten to send me to therapist
>Tell my parents I make friends
>Go out every weekend night
>Actually just sit in my car in Arby's parking lot browsing 4chan until midnight
What are you up to, /r9k/?
feigning human interaction. I know that feel
one is acceptable and one is not
it would give you something to DO that you could actually tell your parents about and have it be an ACTUAL hobby to get them off your back
>mom and Dadhey anon what did you do today?
>You/Anon: went gold panning again, i scanned the river for sand banks, then set up my equipment and hada t er! made $100 of gold! look at it! "shows small jar of actual profit"
>Mom and Dad: WOW! thats great anon, there are STILL gold panners out there, hope you enjoy your next time down by the river! hope you strike it rich
compared to your "dumpster diving"
>mom and Dad : hey anon what did you do today?
>You/Anon: well i spent most of my time in human waste! mostly old food, broken furniture...Ooooh! i saw a few rats as well when i was being a parttime homeless person! i brought one home, i call him Fluffy!
>Dad & mom:...
>Dad: honey call the mental institution
>Mom: i have them on speed dial, dont worry!
>$100 gold panning
You know that shit doesn't happen?
Maybe if you live in fucking colorado or something but you're not going to find gold in the river by your house
You have a better chance of salvaging computer components and empty toner cartridges from a dumpster outside of an accounting firm