>Someone starts knocking on the front door
>You weren't expecting anyone
What do you do?
>Masturbating on my couch with earphones
>Who the fuck could this be?
>Put on pants and open the door
>Door to door gas salesman
>Slam the door in his face mid sentence
Fucking hell, I'm trying to fap here. Also it was 9:30 am on Saturday morning. Fuck off.
"I don't give a shit about your god, the last one was terrible"