>guys who get $20+ haircuts instead of going to 5 dollar cuts
literally why , you have to be some type of ultra faggot to care that much about a fruity haircut
>taking pride in your appearance is faggotry
Meanwhile, in another thread...
>waaaah! Women treat me like I don't exist! tfw no gf. I'm so alone and miserable
People like you are the architects of your own misery.
>not letting your mom cut your hair with a flobee
Complete fucking faggots. All of you.
OP is an angry white boii that goes to SUPER CUTS inside the nearest KEK-MART. Seriously you look like a faggot with a shitty haircut. No girl is gonna wanna talk to a smelly neckbeard with a $5 haircut.
>this nigga don't even got the fresh lineup
>nigga can't even get $20 for his fade
Growing your hair out is unpractical you fucking normie, it's a textbook case of caring so much you have to appear like you don't care at all. We don't all like to wipe it out of our face every ten seconds. You're just piss scared of not having your hair, coward.
She always leaves long pieces of hair all over and it pisses me off. She also thinks really really long bangs are still in and my hair ends up looking like a bowl. Stopped doing mom haircuts years ago cause of this.
Showing your true colors, bitch.
You are all the same.
>le u r le female because you don't agree with me maymay
Typical subclass omega, reverting to all the usual poor defences when you've been BTFO and can't stop crying in yet another moment of ineffectual failure
Don't bother to deny it, everyone can see what a tryhard you are.
>MUH MUH FAAADDEEE MUH MUH FASHION TRENDS. YOOOO CHECK OUT THIS MOHAWK BROS. GIMME THAT 50 DOLLAR GENTLEMAN HAIR CUT BRO, IT"LL LOOK NICE WITH MY EARINGS
but i'm the tryhard. haaaaaaaahahahahahaa
Just go to the barber, with a picture of someone with the hair you like, and show them. It's that easy stop being so scared of haircutters. You don't need to know the name of haircuts robots. My routine is going to the barber with a picture of Ryu because I like the messy badboy style of hair. Never had a problem.
>going to this much effort to hide your shame
You should try having some self respect instead of resorting to posting angry, made up rants when you're struggling to accept you're wrong
Now look who's projecting. Literally none of that applies to anything I've said. It's pretty obvious now, you're just a shitposter.
>still projecting the post
Don't tell me your bald?
>Being this stupid to think that every anon is the same
>White knighting this hard
You know you won't get the favor of any Stacy or any bitch that posts here, right?
If I am as much of a loser you claim me to be, then why do you come to this site? You are nothing but an hypocrite.
he's got a point though, robots want 9/10 girlfriends and are extremely picky with their women yet wont put out the sheckles for even a decent haircut, then call every women who does vain whores.
>"men" who don't cut their own hair
>"men" who don't do a buzzcut when cutting their hair
>"men" who let their hair grow further than their jaw in any case
'LOL YOU PAY 20 DOLLARS WHEN YOU SHOULD PAY 5 FUCKING FAG'
'LOL YOU PAY 5 WHEN YOU SHOULD JUST CUT IT YOURSELF FUCKING FAG'
'LOL YOU CUT IT WHEN YOU SHOULD JUST LET IT GROW FOREVER FUCKING FAG'
'LOL YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL WITH YOUR HAIR LOL FUCKING TRYHARD FAG'
quality r9k thread
everyone posting sincerely in this thread should be gassed.
>using big words you don't understand - the post
>le r9k is my loser hug box maymay
>le u r white knight trying to impress Stacy maymay
How shameless do you have to be to come to a board with no set topic and try to claim it's yours and then assign some sort of hilarious value to posting here?
You are a embarrassment
Sitting in the barber right now waiting for my fresh $30 cut. Caring about your appearance gets you laid boys.
But sure tell me how the things that aren't working for you are superior. Do you know the definition of insanity according to Far Cry?
Why are you here of all places on a friday night instead of getting drunk with your chad friends? Seriously, you are digging yourself a deeper hole.
>mfw my friend always complains about the girl at Wal-Mart fucking up his hair.
Are you implying there are no $10 cuts in Aus? I'm pretty sure I've seen $8 for a buzzcut and the cheapest was probably $10-$15. The cheapest hairdressers are always run by asians.
My last haircut was $45 at a real salon.
I'm not a robot, I just lurk for tendies stories (hilarious) and it's important to me to be well groomed. And presentable at work and to my fiancee.
That is very shallow. Women should not care about a guys hair. That is disgusting. Why cant you just be a good person honestly? I do not care what you do to your hair or what you wear, just be a good person.
>Women should not care about a guys hair
Are you an attractive woman? Of course not, so your opinion doesn't matter.
> I do not care what you do to your hair or what you wear, just be a good person.
This sounds like something straight from Tumblr, fucking hell.
Good looking people care about their appearance and the appearance of others. These uggos want to speak for their gender as a whole. What a joke.
why even bother cutting your hair man i havent cut mine in 2 years. stop caring about your life bc you will never be a chad therefore you will never be happy. you lost get used to it i did
Yeah, I would like there to be eternal sunshine, rainbows, no hatred, no starvation, and all love.
But IRL you are automatically excluded from a lot of opportunities if you don't make yourself at least somewhat presentable. This isn't new.
>stop caring about your life bc you will never be a chad therefore you will never be happy
You are a robot. This board isn't full of robots, it's full of failed normies. These failed normies still feel "tfw no gf" and they still want to fit in with normies.
You should try to understand that before telling these people to stop caring.
I usually say Short with scissors. The females understand me most of the time , but if it's a male barber I have to explain I don't know hair lengths and I trust his judgement in what he considers good for me.
>I don't know hair lengths
Do you know what Google Images is? That's all you need to see hundreds of examples of any hair length you want, including guard lengths for buzz cuts.
How do people not think of these things themselves?
When the hairdresser gives you a book to look at haircuts, it's full of fucking models as well. If you look like shit with any haircut then just get a buzzcut or grow your hair out.
I agree that ugly people just waste their time with a nice haircut. They don't look better at all.
>look up "number 5 haircut"
>pics of guys with varying hair sizes show up including guy with shaved head
>one guy shows up in every search I make no matter the number
what number is the circled guy, that's what I want
That circled guy has a buzzcut. But a buzzcut can be different lengths depending on the guard used.
There's something you can read. Since you googled number 5, it's probably a 5. So just ask for a buzzcut and then say you want a number 5 for the length.
>yfw you come out looking like this
I pay $20 with a $5 tip to go to the female salon and have a cute girl hand massage/shampoo my hair and then run their fingers through my scalp while they cut it by hand.
She asked me about my pet lizard and so I got to show her the gallery on my phone. It's a much better use of money than the fast food I would normally blow it on
That's almost definitely a 2, maybe a 3. God-tier haircut is 1 or 2 on the sides, "cut with scissors" on top.
You can get this at your 15$ supercuts, or you can spend 25$ at a real place if you want the details to looks spot-on. I can't believe the level of autism being produced over such a simple topic.
>25 dollary doos later and you still look like this
>I can't believe the level of autism being produced over such a simple topic.
That's because you're not somewhere you belong. I can completely relate to the people in this thread which is why I'm trying to help them out. I have the exact haircut that you explained. Why? So people think I'm normal. These people also want to appear normal, even if they aren't. The ones who actually don't care are the ones who cut it themselves, have their mother cut it, or don't cut it at all.
>go to same barber ever since I was a kid
>get the exact same haircut
>French crop with #2 back & sides
>don't know his name
>he doesn't speak to me, I don't speak to him
>he just cuts my hair, I thank him, pay and then leave
>he closed down late last year
>what the fuck do I do now?
>have to go to a hairdressers
>feel fucking terrible the entire time
>burning with anxiety that the women is going to try and ask me what I'm doing
>no female hairdresser has ever heard of my style of haircut
The fuck do I do now? I had the perfect setup now I'm left with my ass hanging out in the fucking wind.
I suck at choosing cuts. I have a trap face so if I get it too short I look like a dyke, but too long and I look like a 12 year old boy.
I don't know if there's any hope for me; it's down to my shoulders now.
Are there even any haircuts good for round faces? Taking in consideration I'm fem and a manlet.
I kinda know that feel, bruh. Been to the same barber for years now and he cuts it just the way I like it and I don't know what I'd do if he closed shop. It would be a sad day indeed.
Best thing to do would be to just look at pictures of hairstyles and try to imagine them on yourself.
>a $25 dollar cut
pic related it is you
this guy? he would literally look a million times better. long hair doesnt look good on anybody unless your 10/10. obviously there are exceptions this guy aint one of them
>he would only look weird because you're used to him with long hair
Used to him? I've seen like three pictures of him. That's me being used to him? I haven't even seen the latest star wars.
This, a million times. I work with a lot of offshore guys who preach that their wife likes their shaved head and the second they get laid off their wife goes and fucks some guy with shaggy/long/styled hair. Sometimes they do it while they're offshore.
It's the way of the redneck, redneck-do. Close shave, baseball cap, white pick-up truck, beer gut, unkempt beard, and an Xbox one. They have a powerful network of connections that keeps them employed where they'll make $50kplus/yr so they can manage to attract a gold digging white trash bitch.
Believe me. I'm white and I'm no liberal, I just call them like I see them.
thats like having your mom buy clothes for you
never allow that. every piece of attire she bought me was absolute trash. she even bought me those fugly fuckin brown laceless shoes once. never wore them ever
>was gettin my haircut from a lady
>turned out really well
>return again with same picture, she remembers
>fuckin faggot owner pairs me with some new girl i haven't talked to with tattoos , gauged earings and r2d2 ring tone
>butchered to fucking shit
always make sure to specify your barber
growing your hair out is not a big deal
as long as you style and take care of it
>average neckbeard with long hair
barbers are way better. they dont fuckin try to talk to you constantly and just get it done
women just love to just yap their fuckin mouth off about mundane shit that they honestly dont really give a shit about, they are just tryin to make it comfortable for them
its like the fuckin dentist
It's particularly in Louisiana.
Everyone's related one way or another and they look out for anyone within this web of relations. More commonly, you'll have a redneck who loses his job then he goes up to every other redneck with his pity story until one of them falls for his guilt trip and gets him a job at a shipyard where he's the boss's godnephew-in-law or they went to church together or they went to the same wedding once. Then when they get a job again they drop the Tiny Tim "spare a coin me children are starving" act and start acting like ostentatious blowhards again. Their wives are NOT attracted to them but they laugh and agree with everything, all the while denying them sex unless they want to obscure the paternity of their incoming bastard son.
then they just yammer on to the hairdresser next to them.
they get so distracted sometimes they just butcher it hardcore
last time i was at some corporate great clips dill and thats what happened. it looked like i had a god damn mullet because they left the back of my hair super thick
On the topic of haircuts I've been thinking of just asking for a buzzcut next time and keeping it that way since my hairline is fucking off towards the back of my neck but I'm on the edge of doing it cause I am a pale hungry skeleton and I'll end up looking like some sort of cancer survivor or meth head. Shit sucks.
If this was honestly what you thought, and you weren't shallower yourself, you wouldn't be a virgin. Nature is shallow, just look at how fucking stupid male birds of paradise look.
Well she was flirting with me saying how she thought I was handsome and was saying if I was older she would date me. The next time she was shampooing my hair and I was getting turned on and just grabbed her ass. She looked at me and just stood there silently and I was like s-sorry and then it was pretty much just awkward silence the rest of the haircut. I think I kind of freaked her out since she seemed to avoid me afterwards.
failed normie here - more normie than failed tbqh it's just that I don't intend to stay much longer alive (you won't need to worry about me shitting up your board, I mainly lurky anyway) and it's not due to classic "failed normie" type shit
anyway the sole reason you should try to find a decent barber that racks you up for "over 20$" is because a decent haircut and literally turn you up from a 3/4 to a 6/7
Granted, there's some things you can do about your appearance and some not.
Fat? You know you can change that, noone's saying it's easy but it is possible.
Ugly? Try different hair cuts from different barbers, ask them what they think will suit you. Faggots and women seem to know their shit - not trying to generalize here just vomiting my experience and shitty opinion on this keyboard.
"fuck you normie how is a shitty haircut supposed to make me not ugly" it won't - getting a decent haircut may move away the initial attention someone places on your face and drags it to the decent-looking hair.
Cripple? well there's plenty of women that are disabled in some way too.
words hurt anon
think about what you say before you post.
well she pretty much provoked you so i dont blame you
you in a sense called her bluff without realizing it with your action.
if she didn't reciprocate positively then she obviously didn't mean any of it
This. I dare someone to show a more handsome cut than mine.
>tfw just spent 10quid on a haircut, 55 on a polo shirt, 74 on jeans, 58 on trainers and 75 on a nice knit sweatshirt.
>tfw no friends or any plqce to go.
>tfw wear it to asda to get my shopping and up town to get my comics.
If you know what you want, and want it done a specific way, you need someone who
>1) knows their shit
>2) is interested in their job enough to learn the way your hair is
>3) is capable to use 1) and 2) to work around the quirks of your hair to get it just right AND make it stay that way
I pay $35/cut.
It's like John Donaghy in 30 Rock put it
>your haircut is your suit for your hair
If you're gonna dress sharp, you're going to have to be consistent about it.