Let's play an old game, robots.
Go to Google images, search [your name] the Hedgehog
Post results.
Bonus points for cringiest.
>>26279800
alright ill bite
pretty autistic
OP here, brb gotta seppuku
Mine is pretty edgy.
OP here again with new rule, if you have the same name as someone else, find an even cringier OC to beat them, if someone beats you out, feel free to make a new, cringier post.
I won this edge game
Oooga booga 123
Pssshh nothing personAL..................... Kid
XxXShadowXxX
>>26280097
Damn you, so close to winning
Found a bisexual hedge hog, you gotta read
>>26280258
Early competitor for winrar? Cringy as all hell m8
Also, I don't believe your name is rusty unless you live in Texas
Doesn't even look like one but cringy anyway.
>>26279863
>aiden
literally the most autistic name ever
so broody
I bet all you guys wish your hedgehog had a wiki page about his "anger powers." I think Lorenzo the Hedgehog is a contender.
>>26279863
>Aiden
Are you a white Mormon?
>>26279800
make it stop, please I beg of you.
>>26280049
thats not even an OC that's scourge, a legit character.
cutest hedgehog
>>26279800
jfc why
>>26280558
Why do you know this? You really shouldn't.
>>26280353
Names rustin desu so I cheated a lil
>>26280525
NO STOPPING NOW
MR BONE'S RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>26280580
Because, cringiness aside I enjoy sonic games and shit and as a kid I non-autistically enjoyed it quite a lot. At that point it was normal, though and I didn't talk about it much.
>>26280604
MY SIDES
YOUR COMMENT AND PICTURE WITH MY COMMENT PRETTY MUCH INTERLOCK PERFECTLY
YOU'RE A GENIUS, JACK
>>26279863
I named my dog Aiden. Hope that gives you a clue at how shitty your name is
this is a shitpost :^)))))
original comment
try to find one that's more autistic
not sure if edgy, metro, or what nigga
Almost threw up
>>26280680
>>26280689
These two are top contenders, I especially like the former in a "so bad it's good" way.
>>26280689
forgot name cause i'm a stupid nignog. Victor the Hedgehod. Still tho just...what?
>>26280680
i win.
original comment, robot.
>>26280693
THATS UP THERE WITH OUR LEGENDS,
>>26280680
DAVID AND
>>26280258
RUSTY
Now, what's your name, sailor?
>>26280727
... Jamal the hedgehog? Daquan? Wo'Dazieus?
>>26280770
Carlton.
Jeff the hedgehog seems pretty chill
origins
>>26279800
Bonus points are mine
>>26280680
>>26280689
>>26281188
I guess you call these edgehogs
>>26280727
>the fucking nigger lips
AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHA HOLY SHIT
>>26281227
DAMNIT CARLOS
>>26281304
i love that it's unironic, too. fucking horrifying.I used to do sonic rp on AIM and there was a guy who's OC had a fedora, it was so cringey even I made fun of him
I was a cringe-worthy kid
>>26281227
Look what I found for ya
>>26281390
im looking sharp
Main Theme Rumble Jonathan's Fighting Theme
Affilation: G.U.N.
Birthplace: Mobius
'Ideal Accent: American
Alignment: Good
Class: Hedgehogs
Allies: Shadow The Hedgehog, Sonic The Hedgehog, Knuckles The Echidna, Amy Rose, Julie-Su (Multiple Times)
Enemies: Dr. Eggman
Girlfriend: Cheynne 'Shine' Aktani The Hedgehog
Human Counterpart/Owner: Jonathan
Catchphrase: Jonathan Is Gonna Wreck It Hard Yo
Nicknames: Mr Magnificient By Shine (Twice) J-Kid By Shadow (Three Times) JJ (Himself Numerous Times, The Big Sonic Boom (Jonathan Twice) X-Man (Shadow Twice)
Fanfiction
The Return Of Enerjak (JonxShine)
Cheyenne 'Shine' Aktani The Hedgehog's Thoughts On Jonathan The Hedgehog And Human
"When I Saw Jonathan Revert Back To His Human Form I Immediately Was Attracted To His Human And Hedgehog Form He Is The One For Me"
>>26281390
I found a better one for Carlos.
>>26281426
>Jonathan Is Gonna Wreck It Hard Yo
well this is kind of unexpected
>>26281412
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT
CARLOS
Making fun of edgy oc's with sharp puns
I like you
Callum's a pretty autistic name. I thought I'd get something better.
>>26281426
horrible cringe, also hate how Enerjak is literally mentioned at random
Enerjak was literally the edgy beta uprising of the sonic series kek
>>26281426
Someone spent time making this
>Someone wrote "Jonathan is gonna wreck it hard yo"
What has our race become
>>26281466
>art skills status: wasted
>>26280680
You've fucking won m8.
>>26279800
Literally me tbqh fampai
wefjoowejfowjef
>>26281118
>Those abs
>That facial expression
>That hair
HAHAHAHAHAH!!
>>26281516
>>26281462
Normies call me Jon or Johnny. I'm in the army now so I'm used to being called by last name.
>>26281556
>flame gloves
>weird-ass furry nose
sad part is this is actually well made, too bad it was done by an autist to look like an autist. wasted talent, kek.
>>26281582
>tfw your talent is drawing furry anthroshit well but can't do anything else even remotely right
Don't cut yourselves on my edge, heh.
>teleports into a woodchipper
>>26281612
>mfw I can draw sonic shit incredibly well but cant draw anything else so this whole issue hits me in the feels incredibly hard
>>26281622
>'death' on shirt
>bracelet on tale
Holy shit, the saddest Robin in the world made this abomination.
How is it, fellow bots?
>>26281668
>dislikes being called a freak/ugly
>thin body, seductive pose
bullied fat chick made this.
>>26280471
Fuck off, Chad.
Original commento.
>>26281668
>this is 8 years old
>mfw I realise people don't make these cringe fests anymore
I want off this ride
>>26281118
Jeff the hedgehog is a twink prostitute.
>>26281735
Our lord and savior, Elliot, has returned.
>>26281774
Refer to >>26280604
This is original text.
niceme.me
>>26281363
>Sonic RP
Maybe you can explain this shit to us then. Why are autists so into the sonic universe? And why are they all edgy af?
What.totes Mc scrotes original my home dog
>>26281426
>"When I Saw Jonathan Revert Back To His Human Form I Immediately Was Attracted To His Human And Hedgehog Form He Is The One For Me"
This makes me want to murder people. Coldly, I'm not angry, it just has to be done.
>>26279800
cool iron
>>26281839
Oh, yeah ask me anything. The actual sonic series is pretty normal, not very autist. It's the fans (people like chris chan) and lazyass lonely people that ruin it. I still have a tight-knit group of friends from Sonic Rp, people who were less cringey and at least tried in there rping. We made fun of the cringefags. I mean, not to say we weren't cringewrothy--we were. It's just some sort of resonating thing where faggots are attracted to the sonic fandom.
oh what the shit
fucking diaperfags
>>26281930
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
original comment fucktard bot.
>>26279892
I read "enemies" as "memes".
>>26280604
Jesus fuck
This is unfit to exist
>>26281227
Fucking hell, carlos
>>26279800
I am so tired right now...
>>26280458
Yeah yeah I know my names shit haha. blame my Irish parts for that one.
>>26281426
>JONATHAN IS GONNA WRECK IT HARD YO
JONATHAN IS GONNA WRECK IT HARD YO
>JONATHAN IS GONNA WRECK IT HARD YO
JONATHAN IS GONNA WRECK IT HARD YO
>JONATHAN IS GONNA WRECK IT HARD YO
>>26282192
Oh my fucking god
What is your name
This is legendary
Holy fuck
What is it that attracts autists to hedgehogs
>>26281668
>special: 9 stars
special as in autistic?
>>26282192
Kek of the century.
>>26282388
Dick? Or Richard?
>>26282391
former rp guy from earlier in the thread, it's a mystery. all I know is, there's plenty of them that love it. The chris-chan phenomena, I call it.
Dear god why me every fucking time
>>26279800
"Michael" well could be worse... right?... right!?
>>26282460
it can't be worse, anon. It really can't.
>>26282455
>"color's" doesn't feature mouth colour
what the fuck nigga how the shit am i meant to recreate this image
will bro you fucked up
Sean the Hedgehog.
Is mine the edgiest so far?
>>26280458
What's wrong with Aiden?
>>26279863
Are you a FtM tranny?
Posting the very best Hedgehog thread.
>>26280654
Then your dog has got a sick cunt name faggot bet youve got some white trash americuck name like Darrel.
>>26281564
Flores?
>>26281668
How are you a hero and dark ??
I'm sorry guys, mine was the gayest and literally cringey as fuck. Why did I even want to play, I regret it.
>>26282977
wow I went full autist and forgot to add image file.
>the names Ashton
Not bad
fush bfoskqkdpd blox
>>26282993
Also this is so off putting cause I'm a male.
>>26282993
That a girl or boy name ima say boy
>>26279800
end my misery
fuck off hiro this is original you mangy hole
>>26283042
Unisex ayy lmao
>>26283056
>Likes: Sonic
>Hates: Everything
???
>>26282900
No lol not saying which unit or country but infantry is my trade.
>tfw boring af
>tfw rather be shot than go on a field exercise
>>26279800
Pretty cringy,but it could be worse
>>26283122
Bru getting Shot makesc me do my job so so dont
>Ok well check dis cringe
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SYu7aYJapmc
>>26282701
Sweet Christ lol
What do I win?originality
>>26283304
You..t-too
You can't defeat my autism, my true final form is sealed behind these sick shades
>>26282549
I fucked up the day I was born...
>>26283354
NO
N-N-NO
THE AUTISM
IT BURNSsSsSSSSSs
>original comment, I love lolis
>>26279892
what took place in the past senpai?
E R E C T
R
E
C
T
Why is this a thing. I don't want this name.
>>26283228
That picture that video you have Givin me screen induced autism .... just the level of skill in the video .... why .... why did they cut to j pop videos and k pop videos while making it I'm so confused and hurt......
>>26283228
MS PAINT THANK YOU LORD.
>>26283354
well you got me beat hahaha fuk
>>26283518
I know, right? I laugh-cringe when I gaze upon it
Please end me.
>>26283658
Also found this.
>>26279800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MYZNW-VVOw
oh...
>>26279863
Your brother named Leo?
>>26281894
it disgusts me that someone took the time to create this
>>26283921
I thought it was a parody.
apparently i lose
>>26279800
pretty uncanny.
Cringier shit has been witnessed, tho.
>>26280727
>the teeth
>the lips
MY FUCKING SIDES
it's a literal silver recolor.
clearly I have the best one here
I think mine has downs