should I just off myself? >ugly as fuck >beyond what plastic

yea prolly

I agree with your original idea, drop yourself off a building please

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Go for it. Stop the misery. I know I am.

why not pursue other endeavors?

just because you're a gril doesn't mean romance needs to define your life.

>>26278103

>alone for the rest of my life, no hope

You could get a dog

>>26278103
post face otherwise fuck off

>>26278103
How do you know if you're easy if you're so alone?

>>26278103
you could try getting away from your computer and going for a walk
>>26278171
with your new dog

>>26278127
>>26278131
>>26278147
will do

>>26278161
i can't help it

>>26278171
my dog hates me

>>26278236
>my dog hates me

Why does he hate you?

>Wat do ?

Nothing. Not a single fucking move in any direction ever. Just keep yourself in the stream, float in the emptiness, appreciate the peace, wander in the nothingness.
Then reach enlightenment.

Killing yourself will be a treason to all the "no"s starting your phrases. It will be a renunciation of your true soul, a forever alone traveler on the train to no destination.

>>26278236
dogs are good judges of character.
I rescind my previous post.

or get a bad dragon

>>26278233
ill fuck basically anything yet never get sex

>>26278254
>>26278269
I dont know, he just doesnt give a fuck about me unless i have food

>>26278103
niet, nit niowiht, nio

>>26278312
>ill fuck basically anything yet never get sex
>I dont know, he just doesnt give a fuck about me unless i have food

Have you tried letting your dog fuck you, or to suck his cock? He might appreciate you more if he can use your body for his pleasure.

>>26278103
maybe try the female version of a no-fap, and sublimate that energy into something useful, i don't know, say, carpentry, or bonsai tree pruning...doesn't matter. just focus on something else for a day. then two, etc. re-define who you are.

>Complains noone likes her and is lonely as fug
>doesn't post her contact info in the hopes of some robot liking her.
I mean COME ON, how are you doing anything but trolling at this point?

>>26278450
post yours and i will hit you up

>>26278103
im in the same boat op
being a shitskin makes everything worse
*sigh* i wonder if ill ever be genuienly loved and cared for

Post pics or you're just a weirdo larping on a Cantonese smoke signal forum.

>>26278512
is that kik or Skype?

>>26278526
skypeblox

>>26278553
gotcha. i added

>>26278613
IntelligentHeavy
Theres my kik, I know your talking to the other anon, but I wouldn't mind chatting also...

>>26278516
why? so the internet can tear me apart more?

>>26278103
>everyone thinks I'm easy
>i kind of am
>wants a loving bf

bye roast

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>>26278675
yes bawks

>>26278675
No(yes), so we know you aren't bullshitting for attention (though we know you are).

>>26278687
thats my problem dumbshit. no one likes me so i always end up giving it up to anyone who offers

>>26278675


yep

or to request your pussy if the internet likes what it sees

>>26278737
come over here and take my virginity you cumdumpster

>>26278737
>wants people to like her
>calls them dumbshit

>>26278103
I guarantee that someone on here will ask for contact info if you post your face.

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>>26278763
only if they look like this

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You sound like a female version of me, and I never thought that was possible.
I would like to meet you but then I realize you probably live a thousand miles away and it would be useless

>>26278749
they won't

>>26278759
omw

>>26278763
pretty much...

>>26278801
i probably am, were both here on 4chan aren't we?

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>I'm a girl please pity me

Go to reddit.

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>>26278821
>they won't

What about your asshole? I'm an experienced asshole connoisseur and surely would appreciate it.

>>26278869
as opposed to the threads asking for pity that are males?

>>26278103
It's not about what you have, it's about how you use it and the confidence with which you use it. There are all kinds of ugly celebrities who have made it not in spite of their unusual looks, but because of them. Just a few who spring to mind: John Berryman, DJ Qualls, Lemmy, Marty Feldman, Donatella Versace, Tori Spelling, Amy Winehouse, and Lily Tomlin.

You're never going to be conventionally attractive, so stop trying. Embrace your ugliness and do something interesting with it. I have. I'm fat, ugly, hairy, and I have indifferent hygiene -- and I wear a fucking *fedora*. But I have a unique style which removes context, so people have no way to judge me against anyone else. As a result, I get lots of people flirting with me whom my friends regard as way out of my league. Own it and be proud of it, OP, and you'll do just fine.

>>26278971
This is a place for robots to share feels, not cunts. You have the rest of the internet for that.

>>26278971
haha, this is bait guys go home
It should have been obvious from the start but now I'm 100% sure
trust me on this I pretend to be a girl on here often

>>26278974
fuck i kinda look like amy winehouse

>>26278971
Female = ez mode, no need for pity
Male = not so ez mode, pity may be ok.

>>26279079
Have you thought about doing something unique with makeup, then, the way Amy Winehouse did? If you're not going to be conventionally attractive anyway, then you might as well take a chance and be unique. People won't think any less of you, and some will find your style intriguing.

>>26279296
i really like this idea, actually