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You're magically transported into the body of Vin Diesel, what do you do?
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Find his character sheets and game notes. I wanna know all his tabletop adventures.
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turn 360 degrees and double clutch
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>>26277934
Break dance everywhere and not be a faggot for starters.

He was actually a break dancer back in the 80s. Look it up.
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>>26277934
Challenge Paul Walker into death-race
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Do some vocaroo for people on 4chan.

They'll think it's a good impersonator and no one will suspect it was the real Vin Diesel.
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Shave my head
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>get pen and paper
>write "sup /r9k/!" and the current date on the paper
>take out his phone and snap a pic through the mirror
>make a thread here

I'd then probably make a video of myself (Vin Diesel) jerking off and wire myself some money.
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Come out of the closet
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>>26277934
>get fat as fuck so he gets mocked on TMZ and other celeb shites.
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>>26277998
This, I would make a timestamped photo, do some requests to prove it's really Vin Diesel, and watch the thread explode.
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>>26277934
>fuck his wife
>>26277993 this
>>26277998 this
>get fucked up on a load of expensive drugs
>make fast and furious 8 to get money so I can then
>make a good pitch black sequel
>fuck his wife again
>do cool shit I could never afford to do
>travel the world
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My mum.
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I think about my dead friend, Paul.
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>>26277934
Do exactly what vin diesel would have done anyway because my body parts were left behind.
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Kill myself for having such a weak jawline
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