You're magically transported into the body of Vin Diesel, what do you do?
>get pen and paper
>write "sup /r9k/!" and the current date on the paper
>take out his phone and snap a pic through the mirror
>make a thread here
I'd then probably make a video of myself (Vin Diesel) jerking off and wire myself some money.
>fuck his wife
>get fucked up on a load of expensive drugs
>make fast and furious 8 to get money so I can then
>make a good pitch black sequel
>fuck his wife again
>do cool shit I could never afford to do
>travel the world