You're magically transported into the body of Vin Diesel,

Find his character sheets and game notes. I wanna know all his tabletop adventures.

turn 360 degrees and double clutch

>>26277934
Break dance everywhere and not be a faggot for starters.

He was actually a break dancer back in the 80s. Look it up.

>>26277934
Challenge Paul Walker into death-race

Do some vocaroo for people on 4chan.

They'll think it's a good impersonator and no one will suspect it was the real Vin Diesel.

Shave my head

>get pen and paper
>write "sup /r9k/!" and the current date on the paper
>take out his phone and snap a pic through the mirror
>make a thread here

I'd then probably make a video of myself (Vin Diesel) jerking off and wire myself some money.

Come out of the closet

>>26277934
>get fat as fuck so he gets mocked on TMZ and other celeb shites.

>>26277998
This, I would make a timestamped photo, do some requests to prove it's really Vin Diesel, and watch the thread explode.

>>26277934
>fuck his wife
>>26277993 this
>>26277998 this
>get fucked up on a load of expensive drugs
>make fast and furious 8 to get money so I can then
>make a good pitch black sequel
>fuck his wife again
>do cool shit I could never afford to do
>travel the world

My mum.

I think about my dead friend, Paul.

>>26277934
Do exactly what vin diesel would have done anyway because my body parts were left behind.

Kill myself for having such a weak jawline