>mfw the cashier makes snarky comments about me buying a bunch of junk food
Fuck you. I'm not fat, I have a proper fucking job, why shouldn't I get to indulge myself in some fucking junk food? You're like fucking 30 and work a fucking cash register at the supermarket, what gives you the right to judge and feel smug you faggot?!
Not to mention you fucking sell this shit and then try to shame me for actually buying it? Fuck off.
>go to McDonalds
>order a milkshake
>"Do you want the whip-cream and cherry?"
>cashier gives me a funny look before continuing
Fuck you. I'm a scrawny manlet trying to bulk up. I'm not gonna let you shame me out of the calories that I rightfully paid for.
If whip-cream and cherries are so frowned upon, why do they come standard instead of as a paid extra?
>cafe at my college has these great little muffins
>literally the only thing I look forward to in a given day is locking myself in the bathroom and eating a delicious muffin (AvPD, couldn't eat in public or in front of roommate)
>one day the lady at the register asks me "Are you going to eat these every day?"
>blush, don't say anything and walk away
>cried as I ate my muffin on the bathroom floor
>never went back
Fuck you, bitch. That was the last joy I had left.
I'd feel bad. Also I personally know the manager and it'd be wierd.
Also I'm seriously wondering if I would have heard that comment if I was actually fat. Somehow I get the idea there's be more inhibitions.
I eat really unhealthy shit all of the time, this is my fear, I do my shopping online now to avoid it and I still think about the people going about the warehouse getting my stuff thinking about what a fat alcoholic piece of shit I am
Jesus christ just enjoy your fucking muffin.
Her question didn't even explicitly imply anything.
She could have been hitting on you or just making an observation that you're there all the time. Normies just make smalltalk, you're reading between the lines when there are no lines.
>eating junk food
it tastes like shit and makes you feel like shit
>pretty boring day but feelin alright
>some guy comes up and buys a bunch of junk food
>see some of your favorites
>this anon has good tastes
>I should make a sarcastic joke to break the ice and befriend this candy connoisseur
>"Staying healthy tonight huh?" *nudge, wink*
>"You know it"
>"Have a nice day"
>Alright! what a cool bro. I think I made a connection with another sugar enthusiast. We both now darn good and well that those snacks aren't healthy, but they're so tasty its totally worth it.
How would it be weird? If you personally know the manager than that would increase your chances of getting that wagecuck normie fired. I hate wagecucks so much they deserve nothing more than to be spat on like the filthy pigs they are!
>tfw you go to a different store because you bought beer from your regular one the previous day and don't want to buy two days in a row form the same cashier
>Yes as a matter of fact, sir. It is healthy to have a cheat day once in a while to let your body experience a sugar shock and let it taste something else than chicken, rice and broccoli that I usually eat. But I reccon you already knew that, seeing that you're 30 and obviously "buff". I bet you could even bench 4plate. Well it was nice talking to you, have a nice day, sir.
>cashier makes snarky comments
I'd call a manager and bitch just to fuck with him. I worked retail so I know nobody actually gives a shit about customer complaints, but at least you get to watch them drop some spaghetti and act apologetically
I think you're only having this reaction because you internally agree with the perspective you're assuming the cashier has. I guarantee that the cashier does not actually care at all what you do with your body, especially if they're like fucking 30 and work a fucking cash register at the supermarket; that person has plenty enough problems on their own plate to never feel the need to try and put more onto yours. Cashiers just make conversation sometimes to lighten the monotony and they forget you as soon as the cash is transacted.
What's actually going on is that you feel guilty for buying the junkfood, but you're projecting (check it out lads, I'm actually using that word in the correct way and in the right context) that feeling onto the cashier, because that particular phrasing snapped your guilt past the breaking point. What you're perceiving as shame in this scenario is actually misidentified guilt.
>what gives you the right to judge and feel smug you faggot?!
The cashier probably isn't a fat fucking faggot, therefore they're better than you.
>cried as I ate my muffin on the bathroom floor
>"a lot of X today eh"
>"having a party?"
NO I'M NOT YOU MINIMUM WAGE SERF
ENJOY BEING KEKED BY AN AUTOMATIC CHECKOUT IN 3 YEARS
>tfw a lowly server shamed me for ordering a beer at 11:30 a.m. last Saturday
Fuck off, asshole, I actually do real work. If I want a goddamn beer with my Saturday lunch I'm going to get one one.
Glad I'm not the only one who takes comments from cashiers really personally
>Buy frozen meals and eat nothing else for months
>Eventually realise I need to eat healthy
>Go to the store
>Pick up some fresh chicken, fruit, vegetables and nuts
>Cashier is scanning it
>'haha, no more frozen food buddy?'
>feel like he is upset with me for not buying frozen food
>laugh and say 'n-n-no my microwave is broken'
>stress out all night about it
>stay up until 5am eating Lychees worrying about what the cashiers at the supermarket think of me
>decide that if he believes I actually have a broken microwave he will forgive me
>unplug my microwave
>put it into a large plastic bag
>go shopping the next day to the same store
>pick up 4 frozen dinners
>walk past him
>as he is scanning my items loudly slam the microwave down onto the counter
>''wow this NEW MICROWAVE sure is heavy!''
>he looks at me and smiles
>go home and eat all 4 frozen meals
I haven't been back there since because I need to eat healthy.
I hope these are satire. Can you actually be this insecure? Seriously, who gives a fuck? Are you just venting or you really contemplate about these interactions for hours end and then make agressive posts on /r9k/?
report her to the store any store with wage cuck cashiers has a complaint section just get her name and she will be fired pretty much on the spot because thats how those jobs work
Not always. This one girl at my work (at a grocery store) always comes in blazed and we have to pull her weight. Countless customers and employees have complained, but she's still here. To fire her, the manager would actually have to give two shits.
>get 2 big bags of Hot Cheetos
>cashier lady says "These are going to kill you later in life"
What of it, cunt?
anytime somebody says something is going to kill me later or catch up with me in life I just say "Not if I shift into- MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE" and they usually leave me alone. sometimes they laugh, but mostly they cringe
>I'm skinny, read the damn post.
Well then you have no reason to be offended you autistic fag.
what the fuck man i'm dying from laughing here
Feels a little sad though, this is what avoidant personality disorder actually looks like. Poor guys just want to be invisible but normies don't understand
>be typical khv fatass (natch)
>go into a Starbucks
>some skinny fitbro working the register
>order a large faggy coffee drink
>"dont you want something to eat?"
F-fuck you I know I have a problem
>work at a restaurant
>always avoid acknowledging the regulars that come in every day
>act like I don't recognize them at all
I like to think I'm doing the right thing. I usually stop going to any store once the people working their start recognizing me. The worst is when you leave hoping when you come back there will be someone else working, but there isn't
>self-checkout fucks up
>have to call human being over for assistance