>mfw the cashier makes snarky comments about me buying a bunch

>having interactions with a cashier

consider yourself lucky

>>26277208
What, they just say nothing to you?

>>26277180

a man actually said that?

you must give off a massive beta vibe

>>26277268
Pretty much

>hello
>good bye

I had one qt smile at me the other day, felt the best I have ever felt in a month

>>26277311
Yes a man said that.
And yes I probably did.

>>26277336
What did you say in response? "Y-y-you too"?

>>26277351
Here's what was said

>Guy: Staying healthy tonight huh
>Me: You know it

>>26277465
>Staying poor tonight, huh?

>>26277180
>go to McDonalds
>order a milkshake
>"Do you want the whip-cream and cherry?"
>"yes"
>cashier gives me a funny look before continuing

Fuck you. I'm a scrawny manlet trying to bulk up. I'm not gonna let you shame me out of the calories that I rightfully paid for.

If whip-cream and cherries are so frowned upon, why do they come standard instead of as a paid extra?

>>26277859
Because mcdonalds doesn't exactly have a reputation for being healthy

>>26277899
So what
McDonalds cashiers dont have a reputation of being human beings worthy of respect or decency, yet I still dont act like an asshole towards them

>>26277180
report that shit to their manager, make sure to over react and make up a lie so they'll get fired, remember you have the power. Wagecucks should never speak out of line.

>>26278255
No I mean that's why super calorific shit is standard

Of course mcdonalds workers are lower than dirt and should shut the fuck up

>cafe at my college has these great little muffins
>literally the only thing I look forward to in a given day is locking myself in the bathroom and eating a delicious muffin (AvPD, couldn't eat in public or in front of roommate)
>one day the lady at the register asks me "Are you going to eat these every day?"
>blush, don't say anything and walk away
>cried as I ate my muffin on the bathroom floor
>never went back
Fuck you, bitch. That was the last joy I had left.

>>26278294
I'd feel bad. Also I personally know the manager and it'd be wierd.

Also I'm seriously wondering if I would have heard that comment if I was actually fat. Somehow I get the idea there's be more inhibitions.

>>26277180
I eat really unhealthy shit all of the time, this is my fear, I do my shopping online now to avoid it and I still think about the people going about the warehouse getting my stuff thinking about what a fat alcoholic piece of shit I am

>>26278360
Jesus christ just enjoy your fucking muffin.
Her question didn't even explicitly imply anything.
She could have been hitting on you or just making an observation that you're there all the time. Normies just make smalltalk, you're reading between the lines when there are no lines.

>>26277180
>eating junk food
it tastes like shit and makes you feel like shit

>>26277180
>be cashier
>pretty boring day but feelin alright
>some guy comes up and buys a bunch of junk food
>see some of your favorites
>this anon has good tastes
>I should make a sarcastic joke to break the ice and befriend this candy connoisseur
>"Staying healthy tonight huh?" *nudge, wink*
>"You know it"
>"Have a nice day"
>Alright! what a cool bro. I think I made a connection with another sugar enthusiast. We both now darn good and well that those snacks aren't healthy, but they're so tasty its totally worth it.

>>26278371
>I'd feel bad

Beta as fuck man. It's not like he didn't do anything to you

>>26278360
should have told her you'd follow her home and eat her fucking kids

>>26278495
It was very obviously not that.

>>26278360
Why do you give a fuck?

So what? A girl you have no chance with said something out of line, man the fuck up and go back, if she says anything again call her a bitch

>>26278371
How would it be weird? If you personally know the manager than that would increase your chances of getting that wagecuck normie fired. I hate wagecucks so much they deserve nothing more than to be spat on like the filthy pigs they are!

>>26278581
Personally knowing the manager would also increase the chances of him arguing with me.

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>tfw you go to a different store because you bought beer from your regular one the previous day and don't want to buy two days in a row form the same cashier

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>>26277465
>Yes as a matter of fact, sir. It is healthy to have a cheat day once in a while to let your body experience a sugar shock and let it taste something else than chicken, rice and broccoli that I usually eat. But I reccon you already knew that, seeing that you're 30 and obviously "buff". I bet you could even bench 4plate. Well it was nice talking to you, have a nice day, sir.

>>26277859
>bulk
>mcdonald's
Not gonna make it, back to SS+GOMAD

>>26277180
Man the fuck up you pussy.

>>26277180
>cashier makes snarky comments
I'd call a manager and bitch just to fuck with him. I worked retail so I know nobody actually gives a shit about customer complaints, but at least you get to watch them drop some spaghetti and act apologetically

>>26278453
>>26278499
>>26278580

Niggas the dude said he has AvPD, are you retarded or?

>>26277180

I think you're only having this reaction because you internally agree with the perspective you're assuming the cashier has. I guarantee that the cashier does not actually care at all what you do with your body, especially if they're like fucking 30 and work a fucking cash register at the supermarket; that person has plenty enough problems on their own plate to never feel the need to try and put more onto yours. Cashiers just make conversation sometimes to lighten the monotony and they forget you as soon as the cash is transacted.

What's actually going on is that you feel guilty for buying the junkfood, but you're projecting (check it out lads, I'm actually using that word in the correct way and in the right context) that feeling onto the cashier, because that particular phrasing snapped your guilt past the breaking point. What you're perceiving as shame in this scenario is actually misidentified guilt.

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>>26277180
>what gives you the right to judge and feel smug you faggot?!
The cashier probably isn't a fat fucking faggot, therefore they're better than you.

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>>26278360
>cried as I ate my muffin on the bathroom floor

>>26277465
But what did you buy?

>>26279164
I don't know what that is, sorry qt

>>26279227
Projecting or not he was rude.

>>26279255
I'm skinny, read the damn post.

>>26279338
I bought 2 bags of chips, 3 large chocolate bars, 2 bags of gummy bears, 2 1.5l sodas, and a large black dildo.

>>26279369
I hope you save that healthy black dildo for last, OP. But that sounds amazing. I am jealous.

>>26279369
That's not me.
I just bought a bunch of frozen shit.

>>26279369
define "large"

>>26279407
Oh. Well in that case, I hope you bought mozzarella sticks and ice cream. Because that's what I would have bought.

>>26279433
>mozzarella sticks

Not OP but I've bought that frozen shit and got sick from eating it. No idea why. plus they are overly salty and just cheese+bread+salt.

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>>26277180

>"a lot of X today eh"
>"having a party?"

NO I'M NOT YOU MINIMUM WAGE SERF

ENJOY BEING KEKED BY AN AUTOMATIC CHECKOUT IN 3 YEARS

>>26279407
Errr...no I'm OP, just finished by food, gonna train with the dildo now until Abdul comes home.

>>26277465
That is called a joke.

>>26277180
You should've done the white thing and demanded to speak to the manager.

>>26279538
A joke at my expense.

>>26279590
Sorry your ego is so sensitive

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>>26277180
>tfw a lowly server shamed me for ordering a beer at 11:30 a.m. last Saturday

Fuck off, asshole, I actually do real work. If I want a goddamn beer with my Saturday lunch I'm going to get one one.

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Glad I'm not the only one who takes comments from cashiers really personally

>Buy frozen meals and eat nothing else for months
>Eventually realise I need to eat healthy
>Go to the store
>Pick up some fresh chicken, fruit, vegetables and nuts
>Cashier is scanning it
>'haha, no more frozen food buddy?'
>feel like he is upset with me for not buying frozen food
>laugh and say 'n-n-no my microwave is broken'
>stress out all night about it
>stay up until 5am eating Lychees worrying about what the cashiers at the supermarket think of me
>decide that if he believes I actually have a broken microwave he will forgive me
>unplug my microwave
>put it into a large plastic bag
>go shopping the next day to the same store
>pick up 4 frozen dinners
>walk past him
>as he is scanning my items loudly slam the microwave down onto the counter
>''wow this NEW MICROWAVE sure is heavy!''
>he looks at me and smiles
>go home and eat all 4 frozen meals

I haven't been back there since because I need to eat healthy.

>>26277465
>>Guy: Staying healthy tonight huh
He made a joke, man.

>>26277180
>>26277859
I hope these are satire. Can you actually be this insecure? Seriously, who gives a fuck? Are you just venting or you really contemplate about these interactions for hours end and then make agressive posts on /r9k/?

>>26277859
In civilised society we say 'yes, please.'

>>26279700
now thats what I call autism

fucks sake man

>>26279661
Having a beer with lunch honestly isn't unusual at all. Especially out at a restaurant. What did he say? Why?

>>26279700
This is advanced autism

I feel for you brother

>>26277180
report her to the store any store with wage cuck cashiers has a complaint section just get her name and she will be fired pretty much on the spot because thats how those jobs work

>>26279783
Not always. This one girl at my work (at a grocery store) always comes in blazed and we have to pull her weight. Countless customers and employees have complained, but she's still here. To fire her, the manager would actually have to give two shits.

>>26279700
You should complain to the manager

fuck chadshiers man

>live in eastern europe
>cashiers too busy pondering suicide to make snarky remarks

all is right

>>26280979
Where? How do I get a qt cashier gf?

>>26277180
if you say more than one one word during your interaction with a cashier you are doing it wrong

>>26280785
anyone have the image of chad stealing wojak's lunch money and then growing up to be a cashier?

>>26277180
What's a "proper fucking job"?

I don't think you have a proper job, otherwise you wouldn't be so insecure.

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>>26277180
>get 2 big bags of Hot Cheetos
>cashier lady says "These are going to kill you later in life"
What of it, cunt?

>>26281683
anytime somebody says something is going to kill me later or catch up with me in life I just say "Not if I shift into- MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE" and they usually leave me alone. sometimes they laugh, but mostly they cringe

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>>26279352
>I'm skinny, read the damn post.
Well then you have no reason to be offended you autistic fag.

>>26279700
what the fuck man i'm dying from laughing here
Feels a little sad though, this is what avoidant personality disorder actually looks like. Poor guys just want to be invisible but normies don't understand

>>26281958
Take notes from this man.

>interacting with a cashier
>not always using self checkout

I usually never go to a supermarket if they don't have self checkout.

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>be typical khv fatass (natch)
>go into a Starbucks
>some skinny fitbro working the register
>order a large faggy coffee drink
>"dont you want something to eat?"
F-fuck you I know I have a problem

>>26278360
>work at a restaurant
>always avoid acknowledging the regulars that come in every day
>act like I don't recognize them at all
I like to think I'm doing the right thing. I usually stop going to any store once the people working their start recognizing me. The worst is when you leave hoping when you come back there will be someone else working, but there isn't

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>>26282180
>self-checkout fucks up
>have to call human being over for assistance

Why do you even care what they think of you? You already went into detail about how they're irrelevant.

>go to check out
>they don't look me in the eye
>tfw look scary as fuck
>tfw actually human

>>26279008
i read that in supermong's voice

>low wage workers who try to talk shit about customers who are buying shit at their place of employment

why do managers let these shitheads get away with it.

>>26282334

Holy shit, are you me?


kl;jkl;jk

>>26281421
Well for one I actually produce something tangible. And I can't theoretically earn my money doing nothing like a cashier possibly could.