When was the last time you ate a piece of fruit, bots? Bonus points if mommy didn't force you
I eat tons of fruits and drink juice and soda and I'm slim as fuck. Get rekt.
What are the official fruit power ranking though?\
Well if I have veggies it'll probably be with rice, made some the other night, still working on left overs. Also had a carrot and bran muffin this morning.
That just about covers it right?
>tfw planning to grow carrots in spring once I get myself a nearby allotment
Also, who /carrotmasterrace/?
>nice bright orange
>sweet, tasty and great for cooking
>make great carrot smoothies with a bit of ginger for spicy kick
>come in a variety of colors and sizes
Easily the best veggie.
True fruit power ranking:
1. Oranges - Literally called "Golden Apples" in Greek, German, Russian, etc.
2. Grapes - Highest sugar content, makes wine.
3. Banana - Easy peel, easy eat; superfruit
4. Guava - Especially the soft white ones
5. Strawberries - Best fruit with dessert
6. Blackberries - Every had one straight from the tree? Delicious.
7. Pears - Juicy as fuck
8. Black cherries - Germany has the best
9. Grapefruit - Tasty fruit as a soda, great once in a while.
10. Kiwi - Tasty but peel makes it difficult to eat
11. Mangoes - Good once in a while.
Shit tier fruits:
Apples - Only eat them when there is nothing else
Blueberries - yuck
Raspberries - yuck
Dragonfruit - Similar to kiwi tasty but without sourness for balance.
Pomegranate - Meme fruit
Star fruit - Tastes like apple?
Passion fruit - Disgusting
Grapples are pretty tasty. But they're an artificial cross between grapes and apples. I'd eat bushels.
I'd like to try Figs, Durans and Jack fruit.
>tfw can't eat fruit
>No matter how hard I try I just can't do it
>Want to seem more mature at work
>Normies who I work with get disgusted whenever they see me eat because all I eat is chips and chocolate from the vending machine
>Want them to think I am normal and not a fucking loser weirdo
>Decide to manufacture a campaign so that it seems as though I am wanting to eat healthy at work
>Draft a long, 4000 word email to the HR department demanding that we have fruit placed into the vending machine or at very least a fruit bowl in the dining area
>call the nice girl in HR a stupid fatass who is scared that they might remove the 40 bags of chips she needs a day to put in some berries
>'accidentally' send it to the entire work office
>people get really mad at me for some reason
>have to apologise to the girl in HR
>they actually end up putting a fruit bowl in the kitchen
>literally every break time now I pretend to eat a piece of fruit
>usually I just buy a piece of fruit before work and cut it into pieces so it looks eaten, then grab a fruit from the work bowl and when nobody is looking making the switch
>can't eat candy and chips now without looking like a dick
>not eating enough protein but min wage slave at mcds
>eat lots of protein but between lifting, work, volunteering and college i forget fruit and fibre
>also dont have time for cardio
>old knee injury starts to hurt
>old wrist injury from 10 years ago starts to hurt
>get mcds every day, on your break you get 4 points a big mac is one point as is chips and drinks, pineapple sticks, milk and carrot sticks are also one point each
>not spending my points on a fucking carrot stick
>body feels like its falling apart
>know if i do a bit of cardio and eat fruit il feel great again
just remembered i got some tinned peaches downstairs. i'll have them
if this is true (which i doubt) then holy mother of autism
if it isnt then you're still pretty autistic for coming up with that. its friday night for god sake, do something with your life.