It's time to officially settle this once and for all. Alpha

>>26273482
>Beta Male = ?
Eugine.
>Beta Female = ?
Samantha.

>>26273482
Steven is a pretty beta male name

>Alpha male
>Chad

Pick one. Most have a total disregard of male social responsabilities.

Beta make = Keith

Beta female = Trisha

>>26273482
Beta Male is always Cody

>>26273532
>>26273512
I like Eugene and Keith, Samantha is a maybe

not sure about Trisha though

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>>26273593

Ngl Eugene made me kekkle.

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OP here

putting my vote in for Eugene

>pic related

Samuel

Alicia

>>26273482
Beta Male = Carl
Beta Female = none because there are no beta females

>>26273593
Keith is a name you give your kid if you hate them.

I'd say Albert or Owen

Beta Male: Jake

or Kevin

What is a beta female? There is no such thing.

>>26273723
>none because all females are beta

ftfy senpylai

Beta Male - Baxter

Beta Female - Greg

Thomas

Cassidy

>>26273482
>Beta Male = ?
Dont listen to anyone in this thread.
The most beta male name possible is Dongus.

>>26273516
No, Stephen is a beta name. Steven is normie tier

>Beta Male
Elliot
>Beta female
No such thing all girls are beta

beta male is brad.... always has been always will be. No such thing as a beta female, no such thing as an alpha female.

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>>26273770
This nigga has it figured out

>>26273723
Carl is a solid pick

>>26273761
There was a Cassidy in my school who was the biggest fucking Stacy I've ever seen

No to that one

Beta male - Elliot
Alpha female - Olga

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>Beta Male = Wojak

male - virgil
female - gretchen

>>26273482
Beta male-Greg
Beta female-Becky

Alpha male= Chad Thundercock
Alpha Female= Stacy Thundercunt
Beta Male= (Wo)Jack McFeels
Beta Female= (Wo)Jackie McFeels

I could also see the logic behind calling Beta Girls "Tomokos"

Beta Male = Reginald

David

Mary

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>Alpha Male = Chad
>Alpha Female = Stacy
If these are the party animals, what are names for the easy-going, rich, sucessful males/females?
Discuss.

Garrett

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

Either caiden or elliot

>>26274904

I raise you this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSEvRsPQJfk

I always think Eric or Elliot or Ashley for a beta guy name.

>>26274904
the mega64 guy is alpha though

>>26274903
James and Victoria.

I'm going with Carl

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>>26273482
>Beta Male = ?
Timmy/Jimmy.

>Beta Female = ?

>Implying fembots exist.

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>>26273482
Beta male:
-Virgil, because it is almost Virgin, also pic related
-Eugine, sereotypical beta nerd name
-Gabriel, just generally a cringy name
Beta female:
-Victoria, just reminds me of betaness
-Any guy name ending with -ine, just why

>>26273482
Isnt it obvious?
beta male = Sven/Svein

>>26273482

BETA MALE = BRANDON

Eugene

and

Gina

betas 2k16

>>26273770
gotta agree with this

>>26273774
agreed on the female part, but brad is pretty much chad's cousin.. anything ending in 'ad' is alpha, chad, brad, thad...

Beta male is John. The good ol' John. Nothing remarkable about him, he just is. He's the kind of guy who when someone asks you to describe him, you can't think of any defining features. That is John.

>>26273482
Beta male: John


Beta female: Mary

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>>26277302
What about this fucking Chad?

>>26277302
The name of the guy you are describing is Bob

>>26273723
Another vote for Carl

>>26273482
>Beta Female
Kys OP

Beta male is Wojak you tards.
Beta females are just women that are uglier than Stacy, so a name like Bertha.

>>26273482
>Beta Male
Gaylord
>Beta Female
Edna

>>26277559
John Cena is literally a robot in a Chad's body. Sure he has a hot GF, but he's a total autist IRL.
He divorced his wife just so he could train to have a better match against the rock at wrestlemania.

>beta male: milhouse

my name is Steven
... the most stevens are cul guys with awesome body. social skills... great genetics
im a short obese piece of shit without friends.

>>26277868
Is this a meme yet? It's not very original

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>>26273723
I think carl is lame but I wanted to post this image.

>>26273482
beta = kevin and samantha