It's time to officially settle this once and for all.
Alpha Male = Chad
Alpha Female = Stacy
Beta Male = ?
Beta Female = ?
Ngl Eugene made me kekkle.
>Alpha Male = Chad
>Alpha Female = Stacy
If these are the party animals, what are names for the easy-going, rich, sucessful males/females?
>Beta Male = ?
>Beta Female = ?
>Implying fembots exist.
-Virgil, because it is almost Virgin, also pic related
-Eugine, sereotypical beta nerd name
-Gabriel, just generally a cringy name
-Victoria, just reminds me of betaness
-Any guy name ending with -ine, just why
Beta male is John. The good ol' John. Nothing remarkable about him, he just is. He's the kind of guy who when someone asks you to describe him, you can't think of any defining features. That is John.
John Cena is literally a robot in a Chad's body. Sure he has a hot GF, but he's a total autist IRL.
He divorced his wife just so he could train to have a better match against the rock at wrestlemania.
I think carl is lame but I wanted to post this image.