Hello, /r9k/. I am an aspiring long-term NEETking on autismbux.

>>26271293
>no fast internet

D R O P P E D

>>26271293
It sounds like you have a peaceful, worry-free life. As a college student, I'm jealous. Keep on keeping on, OP.

Also where do you find cheap seeds? I want bird friends too. And would you mind posting your DIY brewing stuff? Sorry my comment is so needy.

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> He spends all his time at home on the internet but still has low speed internet with a DL cap!

>>26271484
>seeds
Local stores should have cheap sesame seeds. You can also forage for some additional random seeds. If you bake bread, some can be given to the little birdbros too. I occasionally go on treks through bushland and near the beach, so I pick up fennel seeds (cleansing) and cuttlefish bones (abrasive) to make a toothpaste alternative (I've also located mint leaves which I occasionally swipe to help with the taste).

Brewing stuff would be a long post which you would best find information for elsewhere, friend. :)

>>26271688
I don't need fast Internet when I have library books, a hard drive full of PDFs, movies, games, porn, etc. I like to keep my budget positively geared so I can save and replace components in my computer, if need be.

>>26271484
are you implying being a college student isnt the easiest fuckng time of your life? Honestly if youre finding college stressful you should off yourself because real life is going to be unbearable

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>>26272147
Have fun playing anything online when your ping is measured in seconds instead of milliseconds, neetcuck. That is, if your 11 year old Dell doesn't break down trying to load up Minesweeper. Better save up your Obamabux, neet!

>>26273150
I'm not from Amerifuck, thankfully. Also, I have a custom built $4k computer which was a graduation gift before my autism went maximum overload. Have fun working long hours to afford a decent computer that you won't have enough time to use - because you'll be too busy working more hours to pay for games.

>>26272346
>Maintaining 4.0
>Working 30 hours a week
>Volunteer work on the reg to build experience in my field
>Juggling friends and family

>>26274633
Shouldn't have been born in America. In my country they pay you whilst in education. Albeit, it's not the high life. But I have some friends that fill the financial gap with occasional busking. And then they just volunteer for building credentials.

>>26272346
Bullshit, I was way more stressed during college than now. What the fuck is stressful about being an adult?

Wahhhh I need to never have homework again. Boohoo, I have to set up all of my bills to be paid automatically online. Woe is me, I have money saved up and a nice car!

If you find "real life" more stressful than college then you're fucking it up.

>>26274695
What after-college job did you get that hasn't Jewed you out of more than 40 hours a week of your time?