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Guys, I became Normie, I know I shouldn't really be here but I thought I'd tell you how to achieve Normie status.
After 20 years of a dryspell, I finally managed to fuck a 6/10 I met on tinder. She was my 6th match.
Afterwards I actually gained a shit tonne of confidence and became cocky despite being a 7/10 myself.
From that personality change alone, I've come to the conclusion. NEVER just be yourself, be a big headed asshole who thinks every girl wants to bang him. I've recently started talking to this 8/10 26 year old teacher despite being only 19 myself. All I had to do was act like gods gift.
Pic related, how to act
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the thing is though, your probably attrative or at least have a good face.
thanks for trying normie, but not all of us are lucky as you are.
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>>26271151
Pt2
I know I'm going to get the whole REEEEEEEEE thing but I'm trying to help
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>>26271151
Did you ever used to be depressed anon
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>7/10
well you have above average looks
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>>26271151
My face includes a huge nose, missing tooth, pasty skin, huge bags and I'm a skeletor.
>>26271190
Yes. Lost a lot of friends due to it
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>>26271245
S-so I just have to become an asshole to make it?
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>>26271245
if ur 7/10 your clearly not ugly...
it seems like u want o brag more than help
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>>26271245
>>26271187
>>26271151
the bragging.
Good for you buddy, now do me a solid and off yourself.
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>>26271333
Yes! Compliment yourself instead of her and never tell her what she wants to hear
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>>26271151
>>26271187
>>26271245
Shit bait story with, on this board, unobtainable attraction ratio's (7:10 go fuck yourself).
Shit logic that would make someone look like even more of an autistic asshole to everyone around and probably drive them to suicide.
Random text conversations with zero proof of ownership and zero proof of actually closing any sort of deal beyond being friendzoned by someone who's a flirty cocktease.
Move along people. Nothing to see here.
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>>26271408
I'm not ugly but I'm not good looking either. I'm painfully average.
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>>26271474
If that's bait... Why did you reply?
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>>26271548
To save the robots. Because some will actually believe. I do not want them to get hurt.
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>>26271151
>20 years dry spell
>being 19 myself
Hmmmmmmmm
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>>26271578
please post a pic of yourself
i need to know
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It's honestly really easy to get a girl
Even ugly guys get them
I don't understand why r9k obsesses over this girlfriend thing so much, they're not even real robots
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