>you would never get to join him in bed >you will never

>the smugness
>it hides the pain

>>26269661
Post a pic of you

Didudbe

>>26269785
>implying I don't have an onetis already
>implying he is not ten times better than you

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>>26269661
This blows wagies the TFO out.

Every time I mention sex in a wagekek thread the post is ignored. You may have unlimited free time in your room, but you don't drive or have sex.

>be 30 but still twink
>bf is an extremely alpha half criminal guy
>he basically shows up to drill you only
>sometimes overpowers you and fucks you anyway even if you want to
>he's smoking cigs and watching tv after while you're wanking yourself off, will never touch your dick

I hate having a woman-brain

>>26269661
>Girlfriend woke me up with a blowjob
>I came in her mouth
>'What do you want for breakfast, daddy?"
>'I don't care, as long as there is coffee"
>shower, shit brush teeth
>collared shirt, khakis
>leave the bathroom
>'You look so handsome, daddy! look, I made outmeal!"
>eat delicious oatmeal
>get up to leave
>"Bye daddy!"
>"Bye babygirl"
>she kisses me goodbye
>"will you come by on your lunch break to play with me?"
>sure baby
>I leave
>get to work
>pull up /r9k/
why am i here

>>26270327
Thank you, this is the first thing that made me smile in the whole day

>>26270705
bro why do you fuck your daughter?

>>26272572
it's the purest love that there is.