>you would never get to join him in bed
>you will never get to wake him up with tons of kisses
>you will never get to take care of his morning. Woood
>he will never burry his while cock in your ass
>he will never tell you I love you after
>you will never get to make him a delicious breakfast while he is being lazy in bed
>you will never kiss him goodbye as he goes to work
>be 30 but still twink
>bf is an extremely alpha half criminal guy
>he basically shows up to drill you only
>sometimes overpowers you and fucks you anyway even if you want to
>he's smoking cigs and watching tv after while you're wanking yourself off, will never touch your dick
I hate having a woman-brain
>Girlfriend woke me up with a blowjob
>I came in her mouth
>'What do you want for breakfast, daddy?"
>'I don't care, as long as there is coffee"
>shower, shit brush teeth
>collared shirt, khakis
>leave the bathroom
>'You look so handsome, daddy! look, I made outmeal!"
>eat delicious oatmeal
>get up to leave
>she kisses me goodbye
>"will you come by on your lunch break to play with me?"
>get to work
>pull up /r9k/
why am i here