ITT: an /r9k/ Friday night

>>26267919

It's a miracle you're alive and moving.
I think you're experiencing one of the better realities.

I don't have friends, so I'm just going to study (uni) and be comfy. Wanting more would be too much to ask.

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>>26267919

gonna stay in all weekend for sure.

don't have a desire to go outside.

some music, some movies. distract myself as much as i can.

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>>26267919
>eat shrimp noodle with a beer
>watch a depressing movie
>try to find people on the Kane & Lynch multiplayer

comfy asf bro i really want to die

>>26267919

its friday morning in nyc and its snowing but i think im gonna drink until i pass out tonight

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>>26267919
If one of my two friends is available, we'll probably get drunk, play doto, and watch anime. Otherwise I'm just going to go to the range and plink all day

>>26267919
>work till 4
>walk home
>dude weed lmao
>play dark souls 2
>get shrekt on the liquid jew
>netflix and pass out

Pretty much like every other day except I leave work an hour early.

>>26268149
Sounds pretty comfy to be honest.

Welcome to the Hotel R9K
Such a lonely place
(Such a lonely place)
Such a depressed face
Plenty of room at the Hotel r9k
Any time of year
(Any time of year)
You can find it here

Stacy's mind is twisted, she got the Mercedes Bends
She got a lot of pretty, beta fags that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget


We are all just prisoners here of our own device

>>26267919
>snapchat
hello normie. How's your facebook and twitter accounts doing

>>26268194
"And I was thinking to myself, this could be heaven or this could be hell."

>>26268215
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door.
I had to find the passage back, to the place I was before.
"Relax", said the night man, we are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

This song is eerily relevant even without the altered lyrics.

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>get home at 7am, crack a beer
>go shopping when the store opens at 9, get groceries
>come back, sleep
>wake up whenever, cook
>proceed to drink and play vidya until the wee hours of the morning

Pretty much the same on Saturday, except maybe study a bit and drink a tad less. What should I get at the store? I might make salmon tonight. Does anyone have tasty-ass recipes?

>>26267919

Is it healthy to sit like the guy in the OP picture? I feel really uncomfortable sitting any other way, even in an office chair. But I'm worried it will mess up my back or something.

>My 1000 friends are too busy for me better have a quiet night in to myself I'm such a robot lol xD

Get out.

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>>26267919
It's almost 10am here. The plan was to go about my business downtown 1 hour ago, but I'm still in bed. I don't even have the motivation to go to the bathroom and take a leak...

The house is full of Stacies and Chads who spent the night here. Friends of my roomate. I'm about to lose my shit and try my best to make everyone uncomfortable so they leave already.

>>26268215
------And still those voices are calling from far away
---------Wake you up in the middle of the night just to hear them say..........
--------------you can check out any time you like but you can't leave

it's funny how you can butcher the lyrics of a song and they still make sense.

>>26267919
>work 8 - 5
>get cheap asian food on the walk home
>stuff my face
>drink cheap wine and play hearthstone
>soon i will lay in bed and watch anime i've already seen until sleep comes

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>watch shit on youtube
>eat too much pizza like the fat cunt I am
>think about playing games
>post on /r9k/
>get no replies
>post my experience with 'friends'
>suicidal urges are nearly overwhelming
>sit and stare and my desktop for 30 minutes
>check skype
>no messages
>check email
>no response
>feel like killing myself some more
>think about watching anime but I'm just not feeling like it
>watch some porn and see if I get hard
>don't
>make this post

Just bought some weed yesterday so most likely get high and play xcom. Cry if I start to feel like shit, which is likely

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>>26267919
Became a mod on a Twitch channel which is growing quite quickly - I spend most of my nights there. I ought to catch up on a ton of anime though..
I'll probably spend my late night trying to become the shogun of TW:Shogun 2 - maybe this is the one!

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So she tells him she must go out for the evening
To comfort an old friend who's feelin' down
But he knows where she's goin' as she's leavin'
She is headed for the cheatin' side of town.

You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin eyes.


based eagles BTFO'ing women since 1977

Ayyyyy

>>26268210
>>26268330

The psychology behind this:

I can't relate to anyone who maintains a friendship with more than two people.
Any one who does so is automatically rounded upwards into the catagory of Chads and Stacies.

Probably gonna sit in and debate what to do with my future, then study some more Japanese (I think I'm almost ready to start trying to talk with native speakers) and learn some more python then maybe read through Heaven''s Feel after my workout. Close to the edge tbqh.

>>26268306
Nah, your back won't be the problem of you keep sitting like that, your legs will, due to the constant cutting of their circulation.

At least, that's what my kindergarten teacher told me once.

>>26268476
Correct. Social media is only for creeping and masturbating. Have you not read the holy book?

>>26268456
Do you get paid for that or is it voluntary?

My plan is to eat a bunch of cough medicine.

>>26268631
Doesn't sound too bad anon.

>>26268572
Voluntarily there. I-It's not like I'm there for company or anything..

>>26267919
>get home
>420 is a good number
>re-sub to wow
>play wow for a few hours
>maybe play some battlefront 3
>maybe play some runescape
>need 420 a bit more
>pass out at like 4 or 5 a.m.
Such is my Friday. Pretty comfy desu

>>26268285
Let the salmon sit in a mix of honey and whatever spices you like the taste of, inside a Ziploc bag, for a few hours. Then, into the oven for a short time!

>>26268731
>He does it for fRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Had my last exam for a while today and now I'm going to drink to forget that I'm a fucking loser and that nothing good will ever happen.

>>26268285
Butter and Lemon is good, with a pinch of salt and pepper.

Do not overcook. Put foil on pan, put a little butter and squeeze of lemon, salt pepper, on salmon on foil. Bake for 15 -20 minutes on 325.

>do laundry
>do homework
>get tacobell
>play cybersleuth
>maybe jack off
>play cybersleuth until I get sleepy

>>26268352
This is the rest of our lives, this is the life we chose

Studying for a final, and probably jerking off for two hours because that happens every time I take Adderall.

I also have a job interview on Tuesday so I'm getting a haircut, background check, and my balls touched by a doctor. Wish me luck.

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>warm all week
>gets cold on the weekend
At least I can get comfy under a blanket

>>26267919
going to my best friend's wedding while being a KHHV at 26

>>26267919
drinking beer and shots in my room, playing games on steam (probably sven co op) music, might draw for a bit, eat some food

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>playing world of warcraft
>level 53, got a 100 boost, going for 60 for dem professions
>want to sleep, but gotta be up at 5am tomorrow for a 12 hour manual labor shift, work 12 hours a day doing manual labor until next wednesday
>want to drink, but can't because tomorrow will suck even more if hungover.

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>Up at 8am
>Didn't go to class because fuck it.
>Eat breakfast bar
>Debate whether to make coffee or not, trying to quit caffeine
>Start getting caffeine withdrawal headache so say fuck it and make some
>Check email, volunteer event that I was really looking forward to tomorrow was cancelled

It's 12 and that's basically what I've accomplished today. Volunteering is the only thing that makes me feel half decent anymore and I get to do it like two or three times a month at most. I should really find more places to volunteer but I've got to overcome that initial anxiety. Once I've started I'm fine.

Debating watching one of the videos my ex made for me so I can hear her say "I love you" again. I've been good about moving on but it's been stressful lately and I need some sort of human connection.

>>26267919
My night will go as follows:
>Work out
>Cook up some stir fry
>Play some vidya with my brother

I have no social life whatsoever, so there's no chance of me going out tonight.

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>>26267919
Sounds like a good night desu. I deliberately spend my fridays with a monster energy, a fetish game, 4chan, an obscure wiki, CodeBlocks and myself.

>tfw ambiverted ENTP