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>be me
>working in construction
>used to buy my food from the canteen
>talking to the canteen people was killing me
>they were friendly
>thought they liked me
> most other people bring in their own food
> think this is a good idea
>start to bring my own food
>realise this could be seen as betrayal by canteen people who are independent of the contractor
>avoid them like the plague
>start eating at my desk
>office is shared
>Chad always asks what I'm eating
>always wants to talk
>be awkward
>start to time it so I have breaks when canteen is closed
>be today
>so hungry much rumbling
>can't wait
>office or canteen, where will people talk to me less
>chance canteen
>canteen staff start clearing up plates
>turn music down in case she says something
>says loudly don't sit like that
>try and hold myself
>Say "I'll sit how I want to sit"
>thuglife.jpg
>she says it again, louder.
>whole canteen turns around
>spaghetti on the ceiling
>spaghetti on the floor
>so much spaghetti, Italian families turn poor

Why is my judgement so bad, guess I'm eating lunch in the toilet now.
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I sat like this after they stopped looking, it's not as comfy. Hope that bitch dies.
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>>26267418
>>26267437
OR you could go there everyday and sit just like that with a smug look on your face.
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>>26267418
Why in the world would they give a fuck about how you sit? That's some shit OP.
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>>26267418

>>don't sit like that
literally what. who the fuck does that bitch think she is, stalin?
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>>26267437
Go there every day and sit with your legs as far apart as you can get them, pelvis thrust out with tight pants for a visible bulge, and eat your sandwich with a big shit-eating grin
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>>26267418
Is that ending a new "walk the dinosaur"?

>>26267547
Do this.
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>go to macdonalds
>sit at the table, start eating my fries
>staff-girl walks by and says "Don't eat with your mouth open"
>"th-thanks"
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>>26267583
>not saying "y-you too"
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>>26267418
>>Chad always asks what I'm eating
>>always wants to talk
this shit is so aggravating
I JUST WANT TO EAT MY MEAL IN PEACE
BUT NO
Chad must inquire
>didn't get me anything today anon?
SHUT UP
my condolences anon i..
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>>26267418
Okay, honest question here. How the fuck can you even sit like this? It crushes my balls and mangles my dick. I've tried and it just doesn't work. Is this actually comfortable for you?
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>>26267583
this prolly didn't really happy

cuz id piss in dat bitch mouf
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>>26267739

I manifest my awkwardness physically, it does feel jam packed but it means my leg won't shake.
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>>26267764

I wish I was making this up, I really wish I was. This is how I usually eat.
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Seriously op? You actually listened to her? Fucking seriously?
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>>26267418
>if you want to give me order like my mother, start giving me the breast.
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>>26267418
>working in construction

Damn anon, literally the lowest form of wagecuckery. How do you lift all that shit? Do you have to exercise just to do your job?
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>>26267418
the only cringe here is from the staff
it sounds like some femenist faggot
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>>26267418
You sit however you damned well please. What a load of pure bullshit, I'm sorry for their shitty actions towards you.
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>>26267418
work on your face, anon. make an effort to make your resting face look really angry all the time. squint a lot, blow your nose frequently etc
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>>26268039

I don't lift anything, I'm the engineer and get the Labourers to lift/dig holes/move stuff for me.
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>>26268039
I work in refineries. Over two thirds of my 12 hour shift is ass-time. In fact, I'm at work right now, getting paid $16/hour to shit post on 4chan.
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>>26268698
I'm not OP btw.
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>>26268698
Living the dream brother
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