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Since we all don't get sex from any women... What are some ways you guys self pleasure?

I've been using my vacuum cleaner to suck on my wang with. Shit is intense, it makes me orgasm really quickly if i keep the suction going for a consistent 5 or more seconds , it feels fucking amazing, wish I could last longer though.

I feel like it's kind of dangerous though so I've only ever done it a few times and I make sure to clean the vacuum cleaner house with anti-bacterial wipes before using it.

Any of you guys tried this before? Also, what are those fleshlight things like, worth it?
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>>26267036
>and I make sure to clean the vacuum cleaner house with anti-bacterial wipes before using it.

hose*
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>Anon would rather choose a vacuum cleaner over you
life is suffering
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>>26267054
It's not just any vacuum cleaner, it's a dyson.

Also, you'd probably be busy focusing on chad to even notice me around anyway.
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>>26267036
>what are those ONAHOLE things like, worth it?
Their great, totally worth it if you get a tomax one, those ones last for ages and are super easy to clean.
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>>26267036
You need to invest in sex toys man. I'd say they're worth it. If you're unsure there's plenty of cheap ones and you can order em online so you never have to leave the sanctuary senpai
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>>26267075
pretty sure that might be there next slogan
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You should be careful because vacuum cleaners have spinning blades in them. I saw a documentary once where a guy got his willy chopped off.
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>>26267075
>It's not just any vacuum cleaner, it's a dyson
>It's not just any vacuum cleaner, it's a dyson
>It's not just any vacuum cleaner, it's a dyson

MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>26267075
>It's not just any vacuum cleaner, it's a dyson.

This has meme potential.
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>>26267036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL1lGgpVgys
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>>26267139
I know, but I don't do it the way you think I do.

See pic related. I detach the head part on the end, so its just the hose, no moving parts at all, just suction.
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>>26267175
How is this even pleasurable? It's just air. Do you use your hands at all? Do you lube the nozzle? How does this work, OP?
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>>26267075
nice try dyson shill.
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>>26267075
>mom and dad are out of town
>maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight?
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>>26267184
No, the suction feels insanely pleasurable. I have to stop it every 2-3 seconds because if I go longer I just cum straight away. It's definitely a fuck load more pleasurable than just plain jerking off. It's an really intense good feeling though. I mean, it's hard to explain, it kinda reminds me of the first time I ever came, it was such a new and amazing feeling, the suction of the vacuum brings back that feeling again, it's insane.

>>26267236
Fucking kek
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>>26267075
>It's not just any vacuum cleaner, it's a dyson.
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OP here, nobody else tried this before?
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>>26267480
No i feel like putting your dick in a vacuum is the point of no return. I do have some question do you put your dick literally in it or above it hovering
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>>26267526
Why is it a point of no return. What about women with sex toys? How is it any different?

I put my dick in the hose, not all the way down, like on the tip or half way down. The suction keeps your dick in the centre of the hose at all times.
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Do you cum inside it? I don't think semem is healthy for vacuum cleaners
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>>26267597
I don't know pham you are free to put your dick in the vacuum. I don't want to go that way
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>>26267606
No. Pull out.
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>>26267075
>Dyson
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