The Undatables

>shane hasn't been on a date in THREE YEARS

dropped
fucking normies

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>this ugly son of a bitch has been on a date
>meanwhile I have never had a woman interested at all

I'm no supermodel but I don't look this bad.

>>26266320
you need to get her interest anon
be interesting
or pretend you are
it works for me

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>>26266341
Is that really something you can just fake like that?

It's not like I'm empty inside, I just don't understand what other people find interesting.

She probably banged Chad right after.

>>26266449
This is a good episode:

I don't think you have to really try hard. I think if two people are compatible, they should just feel naturally comfortable around each other:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGQAVoqEec

>>26266558
But honestly, I haven't ever found someone I was really compatible with.
So I am always doubting what I can and can't say and I'm really no good when it comes to smalltalk.

>>26266666
Satan pls
Don't mute me roboto

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>>26266666
Those are some impressive numbers right there m9

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Looks like Advanced finally got a date

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oh god

this is fucking hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0jfg55LOOc

Look YOU FUCKER ahhaahahahhaah oh god, i know he has tourettes and i should not laugh but it's gold

>>26266666
>no good when it comes to smalltalk.
The girl who is right for you won't judge you on this, she won't care. You could completely fuck things up and she won't care, she will appreciate the effort. Such a woman is usually one who receives little or no attention from men and is just happy you are paying her attention.

Anon:BITCH....

Femanon: it's all right

Anon: Bitch Tits... FAGGOT

oh dear

this is really hard to watch

poor guy

>>26266779
>that was like the most amazing thing
>WELL FUCK IT

>i love you
>i love you... BITCH

happy for this guy but holy shit i want him to have a show to himself that was incredible

>>26266845
she is so out of his league, what was her problem??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXYsBlJC8Qc

>>26266790
Yeah, I have been told things like that before and it certainly is true, I just feel incompetent when I try to adjust myself to what is considered the standard, like, being outgoing, talkative and enthusiastic about nothing.
But that just isn't me, I'm sure if I at least tried to stay true to myself I'd come across as a more decent person.
Now I just need to figure out where to find a girl like that.

>>26266779
i'm so jelly of him it's not even funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZrJl13OeCA

this one is better

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>>26266872
dude... just don't just fucking don't do it

women are not worth your time seriously and unironically do not fucking go out with women (or men) i'm no telling you to be gay, just stop thinking about women.

Distract yourself as much as you can, you are better off not having a relationship, women change at the bat of an eye. you are left sensless with your heart stomped and your dreams crushed and your time lost.

Just don't do it. DON'T!!!!

>>26266872
>Now I just need to figure out where to find a girl like that.
Fucked if I know. An online dating website?

>>26266875
yeah she is absolutely gorgeous.

she has that beauty that lasts till she's 50

and becomes a supermilf.

>there are people who are able to settle for girls as disgusting as them

i'll stick to 2d thank you very much

>>26266898
lolz. Also watch:
>>26266558
He gets a qt tard grill in the end.

>>26266872

>where

The best answer is always "places you hang out."

If you don't ever leave the house, get a hobby. You'll meet girls you like when you're at your hobby's place. As an added bonus, even if you don't find a girl, you found a hobby.

>>26266898
make this man a meme