Alright you fuckers. Listen up. Today you will suffer. Today you will REEEEEEEEEEE. I'm cashing in my Good Boy Points to upload this.
1.) Reaction images are not banned from being posted. They are encouraged.
2.) There really aren't any rules.
>To /pol/, sorry, have to start over. There's some people that want to see the beginning.
591 images to go. Buckle up.
>one minute between posting on non-/pol/ boards
>I was just wondering if... you could squeeze my melons.
Alright, robots. Has a girl ever led you on like this?
>I thought you were flirting.
Yeah, she was.
*strong russian accent*
REPORTING FOR DUTY
Will lurk,maybe react to some pages.
>Amazingly, not original.
Luna Bros. Blame them for your suffering.
Yeah got a three day ban from the /pol/ board for the comic... which is weird because it really is political. Hell, it's been posted there TWICE now before me.
And the WIL WHEATON IS A FAGGOT thread is still up.
Oops, here's an image despite my fucking RAGE at janitors at the present.
Gonna post every single disgusting page.
Oh shit nigger i'm dying here.
I need to go to work in less than 3 hours.
Make my suffering worth,please.
Don't think it was mods. More like a janitor action and then they re-did the ban request when I did the migration thread.
Probably SJW janitor. Doesn't really matter now.
Remember, it's the man's fault. Even if the cause is supernatural.
Don't blame me. Blame yourself or God.
Now, /r9k/... what would YOU do if you found a naked chick walking alone on the road?
>inb4 hover hand
And who does this particular chick look like, anyway?
I said make it worth.
If any i blame,it would be two people:
Dem kikes and that SJW janitor.
And here come the hillbillies for REVENGE!
Because that's what hillbillies do. Own guns and shoot naked chicks.
Well first off I would parley that conspicuously timed glass-shattering boom into "I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER, KNEEL BEFORE ME", because these stupid townsfolk might just believe it.
There seem to be some puns on this page. A few of them.
How much do you want to bet these coats are from YesStyle.com?
Naturally, the only girl in the group buys the bullshit.
Funny enough... she's not entirely wrong.
HOW COME ETHAN GETS ONE AND I DON'T? WHY GOD? WHY?
This is exactly how I feel most conversations with women go.
ETHAN YOU NORMALFAG GET OUT GEEEEEEEEET OUUUUUUUUUUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I witness a miracle!
>Ethan: Is that her name?
And here is /k/, trying to help out his /r9k/ "normalfag" buddy.
>Shut the fuck up.
The woman said this. Which is funny for a lot of reasons in this comic.
What do you want to bet she calls this a pissing contes--
>I never stopped talking to you.
>You know what? I can't talk to you.
A naked woman slept in Ethan's house and suddenly his ex wants to come over.
Same reason everyone hates /r9k/.
You see... the way this boy talks... dad doesn't really need to encourage him.
More like a white knight.
If someone has sex with a Roastie there a cuck
But if Chad has sloppy seconds does it he's alpha
FUCKING HELL THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY FUCKING DOUBLE STANDARDS
>That's her dad and brother
>Probably a sex toy for them
Very much no to the first, debatable for the second. Whatever the fuck she is, last thread proved she definitely isn't human.
This is my first time reading this but I think she showed up for them much like she's showed up for Ethan, if she was a sex toy, I don't know if the Picketts did it to her forcefully. She jumped Ethan right away.
Wes is a fucking alpha male. He cucks Ethan, he's a tall, built cop, and he has all the women of pennytown on his dick. No denying it.
>capcha: select all street signs
>pic is American flag
i didn't see the last thread. sounds like shes having a hillybilly baby in the bathroom right now.
wes isnt a cuck. ethan is girl left him for wes without a word. none of the other girls in town are into him the only way he was ever getting laid again and not going full elliot rodgers was probably finding a naked escaped sex slave on the road.
I just want to actually see the end of this comic
He posted this story here towards the end of last year. It's really fucking long but was one of the best few threads I've seen on this board in a long time.
Warning: You aren't going to like the ending at all. Seriously just know that now. Even with the warning, I still wasn't prepared for being that disappointed, but it helped.
Another warning the story is extremely long and you guys are still at the beginning. It'll probably be another 4-7 hours from here to the end, depending on how fast OP posts. And the ending really sucks
Well OP died
Thanks to god I didn't start to read this thing
The ending is one of the most bullshit unsatisfying cop-outs I've ever had the displeasure of reading. After nearly 600 pages of genius, the authors decide to viciously kick you in the balls for no fucking reason. It's been 8 years and I'm still mad.
Fuck the Luna brothers.
t. an idiot who actually purchased every issue.
I'm still mad.
We seriously do not care. We don't care about your day, we don't care about your issues. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking opinions. Jesus Christ, why did you make this post? Did it benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE? No.
You posted this because you are a solipsistic whore who thinks she matters because guys like her facebook photos. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "but i don't have fa-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking tumblr either. It's a site where you post pictures of yourself for validation, hell it could be /r9k/ for all that matters - you are still an attention whore.
The guys that have called you beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you don't. You're valued for a vagina. That's it. Nothing else. Why you think owning something that 50% of the human population owns makes your opinions worthy of shit is fucking beyond me.
Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you. I cannot stand your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless all the time. You are a literal robot who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random guys on the internet i.e. us, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring thoughts on our board? Think again, cunt.
Girls like you are the most boring people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you.
You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or state something interesting, you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that
well wes is the only dude in town that could put up a fight and he's already out numbered by the hillybillies trying to get their sex slave back
ethan and pumpkin guy might try some shit with dynamite or whatever but i'd be a little bit annoyed if that bullshit actually worked. plus who gives a shit if wes dies so far he's the only relateable character in the story but he's got terrible taste when it comes to pie
Okay. I'll try to remember it as best as possible, but it's still really early so even the Tl;dr will be long.
SPOILERS FOR WHOLE STORY HERE:
That alien chick that the main character fucked attacks the town with a bunch of clones, and a bridge collapses killing most of the population. They all run away from the clones, they kill a bunch of women and tackle some guy. Everyone ends up inside a house barricaded. The guy who got tackled shows up, says he survived. We later find out that they fucked him, causing more clones to be created. Drama inside the house starts building up, because the women are all really really really awful, and the cop is a giant beta who hates other guys. A group of guys go to scout out the situation, find out that the entire town is surrounded by an impenetrable forcefield. They try to break it and fail, but see a bunch of military people on the other side also trying to break it with no success. They head back to the house and the relationships quickly get worse. All of the women are bad in some way. One is a super feminazi, one nags her husband to death (literally), they all are just extremely selfish and wasteful and very hate able, meanwhile none of the guys call them on their shit. They catch a clone chick, They lock her in a shed behind the house. One of the guys fucks her, and she lays a bunch of eggs which they destroy. The womyn get angry and blame the men for fucking her, meanwhile all of them are equally responsible by being insufferable cunts (and unattractive and overweight). The tension increases until finally, the femi-nazi lady freaks out and grabs a gun and rounds all the guys up. She shoots her (super cucked) husband in the fucking face and he runs off into the woods. Everyone freaks out so she makes all the men go into the shed and locks them in. Beta cop goes out hunting for the husband to bring him back because "no man should be allowed to be trusted".
>One of the guys fucks her, and she lays a bunch of eggs which they destroy. The womyn get angry and blame the men for fucking her, meanwhile all of them are equally responsible by being insufferable cunts (and unattractive and overweight).
wait a minute how it is the females fault if she has no sex appeal/skills. like blaming a guy for getting laid with an alien is sort of wtf though.
I could have, but it's not like OP is going to post anymore of the comic. Also when I woke up this morning I started thinking about how depressing it's going to be when people I know get old and start to die.
Basically I'm somewhat selfish and a bit of a bastard if you catch my drift.
By the way i'm certainly getting some details wrong, and I've probably skipped quite a few parts. It's a very long story, i'd be happy for someone to correct me. Continuing:
The girls, led by the feminazi, put leashes/restraints on the men and force them to dig a hole/trench in front of the house. Feminazi has a plan to kill the clones. They fill it with stakes and they use fire also (the alien chicks were scared of fire I think). Meanwhile, in the woods Cuck Husband has been fucking the alien chicks nonstop, creating tons of clones. Beta cop (and a few other guys I think) finds him. Beta cop goes on a rant about how all men should be submissive to women and they're all evil, all men are evil except for himself, and they can't be trusted. Someone punches the fuck out of him, and they all wander off realizing that the cop and women are all the source of extreme stress, and they could all be happy with the clones and stress free. The alien clone chicks lead an attack on the house, the trap works pretty well and kills tons of them. The asian owner of the house (the one who nagged her husband to death) had more traditional values but is still awful, and had it with the super feminazis. She kicks them all out at gunpoint, including her daughter. The men all take off somehow, can't remember exactly. They all go back into their houses and start fucking alien chicks and living in bliss. Meanwhile the womyn are attacked by clones, being protected only by a few remaining betas. The bulldyke leader then barges into a house and fucking chops the dick off of the most friendly guy in the story. He was a timid loner nice guy who was just sad and wanted company. He ended up dying I think. Bulldyke then leads her group to her husbands house. He is in there fucking tons of alien chicks and smoking weed, and he's finally gone full alpha after being cucked by her the whole story. He throws her into the room with all the alien bitches to let them kill her
She manages to kill all the alien clones, and then they fight in the house. He beats her, and ties her down in the basement surrounded by eggs. With the leader bulldyke slain, the women try to act innocent. They point out that they all went along with enslaving all the men, and chopping off the poor lonely guys dick and killing him, and they certainly are not innocent. Alpha husband reveals his plan to let his wife get eaten by the alien chicks once they all hatch. Then they all tell him not to because suddenly morals or something. He agrees, and they let her free, despite all the deaths and suffering she has caused, and the fact that her and white knight cop have basically been the source of all problems in the story up until this point. Meanwhile cuck main character is hanging out with the white knight cop and his ex gf. After serving them like a dog, he sleeps on the floor while they cuddle on the couch in her house. They all decide to work together to take out the alien clones. There's a giant sperm in the center of the forcefield that I forgot to mention earlier. It shoots lasers and stuff. They all go to confront it, fight it blah blah blah. A few people die, including feminazi bulldyke, but its horribly unsatisfying. White knight cop survives, the town is freed from the forcefield, most of the women get off free with no consequences, while many of the guys died. The fucking end
That ending is a lot more offensive when you realize just how fucking long the story is. I'm still mad.
>>One of the guys fucks her, and she lays a bunch of eggs which they destroy. The womyn get angry and blame the men for fucking her
This is literally what is going to happen once waifubots and sexdroids hit the market.
>This is literally what is going to happen once waifubots and sexdroids hit the market.
That's not going to happen.
Rich people and poor people are going to keep having as much sex and as many kids as they want and probably a few extra.
sex bots are a novelty its just a really tall flesh light.
It is going to happen. Just like cell phones were too expensive at first, with mass production, they'll become cheaper. There will be a point in time where
Sexbots>>>>real women in every possible way that actual XX women will become a distant novelty. Science is already progressing artificial wombs, it's only a matter of time.
That is the end. The last panel was just showing the giant sperm thing in space flying away. Wikipedia has a plot synopsis, but it glazes over a shit ton of important details, even worse than I did.
keep dreaming, it's a sad dream you got there but go ahead and keep dreaming if that's what you wanna believe.
life has been shit and oppressive for people in the past decades from now it'll be better because mass production yeah no life was shit then it might be a little less shit now but cell phones those are manufactured in china in sweat shops that don't pay people a living wage with factory workers killing themselves over working conditions it's artificially cheap that's not going to last. that shit is probably going to implode sooner or later, china really fucked up the environment with those sweat shops.
fucking sex bots really? you know the FDA just approved us grown meat products to get shipped to china for processing. What kind of meat you think is going to come back? maybe some knock off stuff like cut up fucking rat meat ground so they can sell more expensive stuff like stolen beef in their market for more.
It'll happen, if there's a demand, there's a market. People already spend several grand just to fuck some anime looking silicon dolls. Prosthetics are advancing rapidly, the line between human and robot will fade eventually.
They might cost as much as a house but put an artificial womb inside them and let the owner customize them however they like and that will be the death of women.
>They might cost as much as a house but put an artificial womb inside them and let the owner customize them however they like and that will be the death of women.
Look guy, there is day dreaming and then there is flat out denying reality. Nobody needs fucking test tube babies. Most people can't even afford to live in the economy, sure there's a few people but if you really think some big fucking science break through happens with robotics prosthetics, artificial intelligence, test tube baby wombs in your walking talking toaster --- what the fuck are you seriously just trolling i can't even tell this is just -- im gonna face palm now.
Well women are already terrified of becoming redundant...
Apparently sex with a robot/android will require a consent.
>Nobody needs fucking test tube babies
They're already happening, even if the US is partially banning test tube babies China is going full swing with designer babies. What idiot wouldn't want to decide the eye color of their baby? How about detecting potential Cancers and screening for illness? Longer lives for their children?
>Most people can't even afford to live in the economy
Right....let me guess, you're voting Bernie, aren't you?
>if you really think some big fucking science break through happens with robotics prosthetics, artificial intelligence, test tube baby wombs in your walking talking toaster --- what the fuck are you seriously just trolling i can't even tell this is just -- im gonna face palm now.
Then you must be stupid
What are you even talking about? Just leave men alone.
you know you sound like a kid that got bit by a dog when you were younger. you grew up hate dogs. find out they get ate in china and they have one specific breed for that
>link to article about food dog
dogs are terrified of it.
No rich people will have all the babies they want because they are rich.
Poor people will have all the babies they want cause muh rights to do things without thinking about the consequences and don't really give a shit about being able to afford raising it.
Also you ever notice the amount of women that are considered home wreckers? Cheating husband, divorce rates, they have no problem trying to split up a normal couple some chump with a walking flesh light should be a real easy target.
that's an entirely different kind of test tube baby for an entirely different purpose and only the super rich are going to be able to afford that.
inb4 government eugenics program guess what pal the wealthy people are going to want a head start on designer children for a few generations probably before other people get into it. Wealth + improved genes. That shit is small time people have been surviving for thousands of years without that bullshit muh ubermenche kids who gives a shit what people do with that the world kind of sucks, economy sucks, no purpose for them to get born into the world unless they're being genetically modified for a specific purpose that normal people can do very well without getting adverse effects like space travel.
>that's an entirely different kind of test tube baby for an entirely different purpose and only the super rich are going to be able to afford that.
You seem to be stuck in this archaic line of thinking and this boner for "muh poor" and "muh economy" most Bernie children have.
DNA Sequencing used to cost in the MILLIONS and take YEARS to decode. Now your average Joe can get his DNA sequenced for a couple of hundred dollars.
You're thinking in terms of a cuck, don't do that.
>you know you sound like a kid that got bit by a dog when you were younger.
A lot of people tell me that there must have been a woman that hurt me and that's why I'm like this.
But whenever I hear that as an argument I laugh. Because I was never naive enough to trust a 3DPD. They assume I'm biased because of some personal experience. But I'm not. And then they do 180 degrees approach and say that since I have no personal experience I can't badmouth women. Hilarious. A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. Women are objectively horrible, and it is only logical that once men develop artificial wombs and technology allowing romantic, mental and sexual fulfillment women shall be redundant.
listen pal open your eyes and go look around the world
you dont run your own business, you probably don't pay for the roof over your head, or the food on your table. you know it's like your ignorant it's not because you have these things but like rich people since you do have these things you can't really seem to accept or really care that there are problems. like real problems with the way things are suppose to work and when those things don't work there are more problems but you wanna bitch about other problems and try to treat a bunch of different symptoms and not the cause.
so neetbux gonna pay for that there fancy gene sequencing that does fuck all in practicality short of research for decades down the line.
talk about a cuck you can't even afford it but you're excited for other people getting it.
no buddy, no im not accusing you of having a real life romantic involvement/encounter before in the past even a sour one. you are using a trip on /r9k.
it's called a metaphor. besides you don't really need to be in an actual relationship to feel slighted by the opposite sex as evident to anyone who spends 5 minutes looking at the catalog.
>Women are objectively horrible, and it is only logical that once men develop artificial wombs and technology allowing romantic, mental and sexual fulfillment
>implying a lot of bullshit
who gives a fuck if they are
if anything robots you want are the redundant things because the real thing has been pumping out humans for thousands of years.
also there really isn't any purpose for humans to exist so we're all redundant to begin with
Kid please, I don't need a lecture from some middle class White Communist whose only experience of the world is from reading about it in some books. Especially one who is so ignorant of history, technology and science. You should pay attention in school, you can't afford not to.
lol ok guess we got ourselves a psychic here
so sure about the world, got it all figured out
so why are you not sitting on a mountain of cash with women begging for your seed, being that alpha male leader?
it's "the man" right "the man" is keeping you down?
man fucking wheres my meme generator need that pirate from that tom hanks movie
>look at me I'm the alpha now