>tfw you cant compete why live

thats like honestly disgusting senpai

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>>26265082
Honestly, I wish I had this guy's cock.

>>26265082
live grateful you're not that dude

idk why people still believe there is a direct correlation between dick size and appeal to women. vast majority don't actually care that much and want nothing to do with a dick over eight inches. they're usually satisfied with 5. so long as you don't have a micropenis it's not the nature of your dick you should be worried about, because that's not what makes a woman orgasm.

>>26265276
Thank fuck I have a straight 8 with a pretty decent stroke

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>>26265276
Honest girl here. Complete bullshit.
First of all a bigger penis has more visual appeal. Second the bigger the better up to a point of course, because the fuller you make the vagina it feels better. I'm satisfied with plain pizza but of course I want toppings and I can get them, so why would I not? Unless I have to settle, but today you don't.

To little dicks - just realize you will never be near as good. yes size matters . A LOT.

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>>26265276
>>26266980
>Pretending to be a female on the internet

>>26266980
Do me a favor and get the hell off this board ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26266980

I'm not sure why you'd even try to pretend to be a girl while also posting a number-filename image of Who's Line. I don't think you could possibly give yourself away as a man any harder.

>>26265082
>why live
Because unlike the horsemen out there, you can actually experience feeling your entire dick inside of a woman.
Think about that for a while.

>>26267027

Why are you complimenting the fembots? You know they'd love nothing more than to appear as "one of the guize"

>>26267614
They just want attention. Autism-fags still are having a hard time catching on. Speaks loads about the value of fembots considering where they get their self validation from though.

>>26265276
>they're usually satisfied with 5

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>26265082
Am I the only one who wouldn't want this? I want bigger, but no more than 7.5" x 5.5". I have no real basis for comparison but judging by mine against rulers I think that would be a perfect size.

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>>26266980
>Honest girl here

Of course, like we'd doubt you.

>>26265082
Do you honestly think anything but a minority of women would want that? That shit would hurt - getting pounded in the cervix is pretty much the female equivalent of being kicked in the balls.

>>26266980

No it doesnt . orgasm matters . Size doesnt.
I can make you cum in 3 different ways not including my dick in your axe wound.

>>26266980
>Honest girl here.
>Honest girl

Oxymoron

>>26265276
>idk why people still believe there is a direct correlation between dick size and appeal to women
There is though

Is dick growth surgery actually effective or just a meme?

>>26267955
Effective for flaccid growth.
Meme for erect growth.

Also comes with a higher than acceptable (IMO) chance of erectile dysfunction and a ridiculous price.

>>26265082
Has this guy done anything besides pull his dick out? There's maybe two other webms and zero action
even if he jerked himself off that'd be good

I always thought that having big dick can be really pleasant when masturbating. But I don't think that a woman would appreciate being impaled on this nigger pole.

>>26266980
If you can timestamp a picture of you proving you're a girl I'll transfer $1000 to your PayPal

>>26268053
He might be the guy I saw in a webm on /tv balancing three soda cans on his dick.

If not, I don't know what else he's done.

>>26265276
I don't know why a bunch of Virginstow on this site think they have the authority on what feels good to a girl. It's 50% trolling and 50% delusional virgins honestly believing that you can only make a woman happy qith a 15 inch cock.

>>26266980
Fuck off, you lying faggot. >>26265276 is completely true.

And why is it men only think about the length? What feels best is girth. Why don't you people measure the thickness of your cock instead of just the length? Only size queens care about length as much.

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>>26265082
>tfw you can compete and have a dick bigger than 93% of men

>>26268288

I have a 13 cm needle dick. It's fucking suffering.

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having a big dick sucks. only chance I had to get laid and I blew it.

>7x5.5 on a normal day
>finally get a qt3.14 virgin gf
>4/10 face but 8/10 body, magnificent legs: defined calves, thick round thighs, almost astonishingly wide curvy voluptuous hips and a huge well-rounded bubble butt. had a cute tummy but pretty much no tits, not a hair over 5 feet tall
>she was also prude as fuck
>half a year into dating, she asks if we can spoon during a movie
>she's wearing yoga pants for the first time too
>instantly get an erection the second her ass scoots into my crotch
>she squeaks and asks "is that you?" with emphasis on "you"
>moans a little and starts grinding on me
>turns around (with her ass still pressed against my dick) and kisses me more deeply than ever before
>she looks really red, never seen her like this before
>"c-can you grind me please, that was really nice..."
>kind of shocked, she's gone from prude and awkward to being relatively assertive
>she lays down on her stomach and i rub my dick against her ass
>she moans between awkward squeaks, pushes her ass into my crotch
>"fuck, anon you feel so fucking huge"
>"wanna see it? you don't have to do anything"
>she goes quiet, stops pushing into me, blushes again and bumps her face into my chest
>she nods eagerly and laughs awkwardly
>tell her she has to undo my pants
>her hands are shaking really badly, she pulls down my waistband
>dick hits my stomach and makes a loud whap sound
>its rock hard, extra red and veiny, looks a lot bigger than normal
>she squeaks again but moans and puts her hand down her pants
>"oh my god anon"
>lift her up and put her on my lap
>she yelps and says "anon wait! i'm-"
>dick slides underneath her shirt and rubs against her stomach, goes past her belly button
>her whole body shudders and she moans again, grinds against it slightly
>voice shaking, she asks "anon, how fucking big are you?"
>pulls out a tape measure (she liked sowing) and grabs my dick with both hands
>8.5x6

1/2

>>26265082
nine inch white dick reporting

seven foot tall reporting

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>>26268537
>feel like im gonna cum just from her nervous hands shaking around
>she drops the tape measure and squeaks again
>"anon your dick is like 4 of my hands"
>hard as diamonds, feel like i could cum from a strong breeze
>she starts fucking crying
>"you're too fucking big anon holy shit"
>cries in the bathroom for 5 minutes, don't even get soft in that time
>comes out, sees i still have the washington monument in my pocket and tears up again
>we talk for over an hour
>tells me she'll never be able to take my dick, has difficulty putting even two of her tiny fingers in her pussy
>tells me we should see other people

>my fucking face when less than two weeks after we break up, she has a new boyfriend and rumor is they're fucking already
>three years later, she's a typical college slut and has screwed over 20 guys
>tfw still a pure as snow virgin and haven't even hugged a girl since

>>26268607

what an awful feel. slightly smaller than you (7x?) but it's never been a pain in the ass

>>26265276
The guy's gay anyway 2bh
I'd consider at least messing with him if we were friends for a while first

>>26266980
pls be my high standard gf, femanon

>>26268607
be my bf please

>>26268537
>>26268607
You gave me a lady boner though.

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>he thinks his waifu is safe

Why do black guys like traps so much? I send them pictures of my shaved legs and you should hear the things they say about wanting to fuck my little boy pussy.

>>26269037
Post pics fag Tbh.

>>26269052
The thought of some of the bigger losers than me here looking at my pics disgusts me desu

>>26269073
I'm actually Chad, i'm just here as a prank.

>>26269081
Post pics, Chad.

>>26269037
L E W D F A M

>>26268607
Bullshit, if she's the college slut AND you've got a massive dick AND you have a fucking perfect in with the slut, why the fuck aren't you pushing her guts up inside her right now?

>>26268607
>>26268607
Anon...ik know this exact feel. At least u got her to touch your dick. The girl in my story saw a dick pic and cut me off completely. I'm no bitch so I won't cry, but it hurts that I'm getting ready to graduate college as a virigin and shes just going around fucking people freely.

>>26269037
i want to see a black guy fucking your boipussy

>>26269418
Me too as long as they don't have AIDS.

>>26265135
This guy is Cali as fuck

>>26269430
id prefer it if they had HIV and pozzed your tight little neghole with their thick black baby batter

>>26269476
Oh no that wouldn't do at all.

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I've legitimately never had one complaint. I'm at least 5.5. I've made girls cum by just fucking them. Besides, have you idiots heard of lesbians? Girls just really want their snatch licked. A lot of vaginas have naturally bad smells or look bad.

Say what you want, making fun of small dicks, but they're easy to stay clean and fresh. You have to manage an open wound, hoping it doesn't smell like fish. I've met, 2-3 girls who were like water. The rest had a smell or roast beef of some kind.

I'll be fucking a girl later today. Her pussy gets wet and smells like tacos.

>mfw she tells me it's amazing
>tfw she sucks it repeatedly after its been inside her raw

And if you really run into a size queen, you're probably fucking a dude, maggle