>tfw your brother is gay so your parents are pestering you

You're probably gay, too.

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>>26264850
>tfw you're gay so your parents won't pester you about getting married and having kids

>come out as gay to avoid the social pressure of finding a girl
>actually heterosexual in secret

Tell them you would elect Obama for a 3rd term if it were possible and that you support paying for abortions with tax money.

>at christmas
>sitting with the grandparents
>all four of the grandkids are there
>one is infertile (childhood illness)
>two are gay
>this leaves me as the only remaining child capable relative
>"hah, anon! you'll have to have lots of kids to make up for the rest of your cousins"
>i haven't the heart to tell them i'm secretly a tranny

>>26265006
Freeze your sperm and give them the kids they want

>>26265035
if anyone's gonna provide the sperm, it'll be my bf
i'd feel weird fathering a child

I just told my mother she shouldn't have beat the shit out of my head and call me a fucking idiot for most of my childhood If she wanted grandkids.

Ending my bloodline is the best revenge. I'm gonna rub it in their skin until they die from age.

>tell your parents you're gay too
>watch them freak out and have existential crisis

Your parents made a gay child, and we don't know yet if it is caused by faulty genes, why would they want to risk you carrying latent gay genes and passing it on to a new generation?

>>26264850
>tfw gay
>only sibling is a sister
I guess the family name is dying with me.

>>26264889
Holy shit it's fucking perfect.

>>26266328
If gay was caused by genes it would have disappeared from the gene pool long ago.

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Please stop associating GochiUsa with your degenerate gay shit. Thanks.

>>26266592
>implying the one you just posted isn't gay

>>26266639
Yes but she's biologically female tho :^)

>>26264889
>come out as gay to avoid the social pressure of finding a girl
>get stoned to death for being a pervert

>>26267476
>implying being gay doesn't give you a huge privilege

>>26267490
not if you're a muslim in muslim majority country
I have told my parents I will never marry and they should expect my brother to continue family lineage

>>26267549
If I was a muslim I'd just blow up and get it done with. The only reason I don't kill myself is because of my family, if they were proud of me blowing up the subway I wouldn't mind taking some normies with me as well.

>>26267490
I'll bite. What privileges, anon?

>>26267567
Everybody going out of their way to not hurt your feelings kind of privilege.

>>26267573
People are going to be nice or rude to you regardless of your sexuality.

>>26267634
If you're a piece of shit people are going to be nicer if you're gay. If you're a faggot being worthless is forgiven.

>>26267652
If you say so, anon

Blox blox