Why the fuck aren't you a police officer? You get to beat up and kill criminal scum, women LOVE a man in uniform, and you get to use guns and tasers and and break speed limit laws.
>Why the fuck aren't you a police officer?
I have been diagnosed with autism and that disqualify me from the police force.
Besides I would ether want to be in internal affairs or a detective anyway.
If I were a cop, I'd be very corrupt. I'd conceal some of that corruption with fun. Breaking the speed limits and other things while blaring Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law" and having NWA on heavy rotation.
Think of a more morbid portrayal of what you saw in Super Troopers.
Not necessarily evil shenanigans.
I worked for the NJPD for two years and was persistently the target of sexual harassment and homophobic abuse and my work as a psychologist was constantly belittled so fuck that noise forever.
I have a full time job as a carpenter and you need a college education to become a cop. I mean, I might I guess? Atm I don't have the time.
I don't think you realize that cops on tv are not the same as irl cops they probably spend 90% of their time not doing anything aka patrol and giving out speeding/parking tickets.
>bad physical form, I get winded easily and can do only 10 pushups so I'm weak as fuck
>no knowledge on how to pacify an aggressor
>stuttering out the ass and noone respects stutterers, how would a cop that isn't respected work?
on the bright side, I'm 6'3
I takes a special kind of douchebag to even consider wanting to be a cop. Thats not a level of depravity i will ever reach.
Fuck every copkid everywhere.
I have almost made it to the secret service in my country, but because of several health problems they denied me the opportunity of my life.
Now i just daydream about what cpuld have been.
I'm already scheduled for police academy anon.
My career is going to be miserable because I'm a tranny