Unemployed Young Aussies Get In Here

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>I have a cert in multimedia, have a bachelors in interactive media development. Have a masters in marketing. Have about a year and a half worth of experience in web dev/design, EDM development, website maintenance, and a 12 months in digital marketing.

>>26263433
>a masters in marketing/commerce
sorry messed that up.

>>26263450
programming was my other major mate I still can't find shit.

>>26263450
Let me guess STEM master race? THEY OFFSHORE OR BRING IN CHINK ENGINEERS NOW.

>>26263433
>I have a cert in multimedia, have a bachelors in interactive media development.
Kill yourself?

Criminology and security/counter terrorism double degree here.

I could actually get a job within the federal police but I am a manlet and would probably get charged with unlawfully shooting the first lanklord that tries to mess with me because Im a manlet.

>>26263433

>Anything computer related (Including comp sci, dumb beta)
>Australia

Sorry dude, work is really shit here, things outsourced, super competitive etc

Best bet to get good money is a trade

>>26263433
Try your luck in freelance web design?


Either way ever thing is fucked, sorry i would help you if i could help myself

>>26263800
Comp sci, can confirm.

>>26263800
I'm doing comp engineering.
Employers are actively recruiting people from TAFE with fresh qualifications.

>>26263700
>>26263700
>>One major is interactive media the other is programming.

What was wrong trying to study web development/design and porgamming? Literally this is back when everyone was saying software/digital media/web was worth trying to get into.

>>26263831
>Best bet to get good money is a trade
They are the lucky ones the boomers would prefer to offshore the work get a worst results but nice it's cheaper who cares?

>>26263831
>Employers are actively recruiting people from TAFE with fresh qualifications.

They say that with EVERY degree/qualification.

No they aren't gonna go "Uh yeah, no jobs at all"

>>26263874
Blah I mean for computer work.

>>26263433
>tfw earn $50/hr with no tertiary education

>3 more credit points until I can get my accounting degree
>don't want to become an accountant

whew lad

>>26263822
>Try your luck in freelance web design?
Whya re you charge me this much
>When PooInThaLoo charges this much less for a buggy piece of crap?

In short the public are idiots

why would an australian complain about baby boomers?

>>26264096

Boomers are the same all over m80.

>>26264096
>why would an australian complain about baby boomers?
We have them as well. They have ruined our society as well with the exact same bullshit.

>>26263999
So that is five years down the drain?

Kek at least you didn't major in Political Science. Basically just fucking kill me can't even get an apprenticeship either because employers assume I'm treating them like a fall back and looking for jobs elsewhere.

>>26265393
Can't you just in a council office?

>>26263681
Tfw I'm a saffer engineer in training. Moderately sought after in most anglosphere countries

Hopefully i can escape this shithole

>>26265393
I think it has more to do with political "science" m8

STEM master race

Business Degree and Psychology degree.

Applied for a trainee position the other day that required 6 months experience. for a fucking trainee position. We've got it bad but i feel sorry for cunts in 20 years who, unless they have a job before they start kindergarten, will never have a job.

Embrace neetdom.
It's good for the economy.

The unemployment rate needs to be more than 0%, otherwise, business owners would be fighting for employees, not the other way around like it is now.
The market is tuned so that business owners benefit, and they are the ones that move the country forward.

Ironically, by sitting at home and claiming welfare, you are fighting socialism.

NEETs are necessary for a healthy nation.
Yawn proudly, citizen.

>>26266041
>unless they have a job before kindergarten will never have a job
Kek but true

>>26266062
This. I've just made a tumblr that you should contribute to OP

summerofneet.tumblr.com

>>26266062
You seem to misunderstand both economics and incentives. NEETs on NEETbucks means many wont be actively looking for a job, so demand won't change much. Also 0% unployment causes fuckhuge inflation. Thats why its undesireable. And the crash following that could be used to juatify fucktons of socialism