>I jerked off to aggressively and now have to wait 30 minutes

K that's cool and all

I HATE that feel man.

>tfw after you fap your dick glues itself shut

u wot m8? I can literally splooge my boxers, wipe the bulk off with kleenex, wrap myself in a blanket and hit the hay

sometimes I do even wipe if it's not a particularly large load, which usually happens toward the end of the night since I'm addicted to extreme femdom porn

>not peeing before fapping
You set yourself up for failure, anon.

>>26260543
That's fucking nasty man.

>>26260543
you've never had the post cum piss where a little bit comes out but you still feel like you have to piss and this goes on for like an hour.

You nigger, you have to push from the bottom up. Clear the goddamn pipes. What kind of malfunctioning dick do you have.

Are you talking about where it constantly feels like you have to pee even though you already peed and only like a few drops will come out?

>>26260378

>He hasn't yet fashioned a reusable sleeping diaper out of old newspapers and elmer's glue

I want the normies to leave.

>>26260570

>not peeing after so you rinse the pipes of the leaking cum after the main load

>>26260586
yea see above ---

>>26260574
hmm I can vaguely recall having a similar feeling before but it has definitely been a few years

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>>26260601
...I like the way you think.

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>>26260601
I alwayspast tense fapped with a full bladder and an empty stomach.

Makes climax smoother and erections last longer.

My wisdom will die with me because of no fap forever.