I think I got a girl pregnant.
I'm not ready to be a father. I'm too young.
Sometimes I wish I could be /r9k/
>>26260265
I hope 5 mins of sex were worth ruining your life, normie.
lol nice job. did you cum inside her or just got unlucky and some dribbled out
>>26260265
Push her down the stairs. That's what I tell my girlfriend.
I'm not having some kid ruin my life
>>26260283
got unlucky
I'm super careful with this stuff.
>>26260279
Was about an hour, but still not worth it
>>26260279
normie sex lasts for hours
>>26260304
that sucks, I don't wear a condom but I really should start. im taking fucking retarded risks. at least i live where its chill to get abortions
>>26260304
>super careful
>didn't include spending 5 dollars on a pack of condoms in my super careful plan
>>26260304
Why you didn't give her the morning after pill?
>>26260331
I wore a condom.
I forgot to check for leaks afterwards, but how uhnlucky could I be? Now she's having all sorts of hormonal mishaps and i'm getting pretty fucking scared mates.
>>26260345
Because that stuff is bad for women. I would have done it if I knew the morning after, but she told me about 4 days after we fucked.
>>26260383
...how did she know 4 days after you fucked? how long has it been since you fucked her?
>>26260383
>She didn't told you right away
I would pack my shit and go away.
Anyways if you already fucked up, best choice is to get a lawyer and try and give her as minimal alimony as possible, unless you want to be a good father and do the right thing.
Which obviously, means ruining your life and working a 8 dollar work for the rest of it, and marrying a woman you don't really love, with a kid you don't really care about. Serves you right.
>>26260437
she didn't took a test. she just told me she's having all sorts of nausea and abdominal pains and shit.
>>26260477
you don't know until you know. wait until she misses her period. until then it is no use worrying one way or the other
>>26260502
well she might have missed it, but she told me she isn't super regular so we can't know.
I'm going to take a shower or something. just wanted you robots to have a "well thinks look bad for me but at least i'm not as fucked as that guy"
cheers.
>>26260568
are you somewhere that doesn't have abortions?
>>26260265
Haha you dun goofed OP, silly normie faggotGood luck tho srsly
>kill the parasite
>spend a bit of time in jail
>become neet master race once you leave cause no one will hire you
>>26260477
>>26260568
girls play this card all the time
it's like a test to see how you react
this is why i'm glad i'm a deviant homosexual