Anyone else already thinking about Valentines day? I've

Ooooh, I wonder what my former class mates and crushes are going to be doing

I know it exists, I'm just going pretend that it doesn't.

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Unfortunately, it's a day I'll never be able to forget.

>confess to oneitis
>not only get turned down
>entire school knows by the following day
>get called "creep" and a bunch of other shit by a bunch of girls
>the whole time regretting my decision to listen to my friends saying it'd be a good idea

>>26259642
This is a good V-day survival strategy

It's always been just another day of the year for me. Not even cynical about it

Or you could just live your life and stop worrying about something this insignificant, but who am I kidding, you're a pathetic, worthless person who has nothing in his life to use as a distraction and thinks the only way his life can have meaning is through obtaining a relationship.

Pitiful.

>>26259704
Valentine's Day is pretty insignificant but having someone call you insignificant and worthless can be pretty devastating even coming from a stranger over the internet. I mean you know depressed, low self esteem guys hang out here, while kick them why they're down?

i've got a girl friend that that i asked to wish me happy valentines day so i dont kill myself. so thats kinda nice

>>26259739
I honestly do not care whether a literal waste of space would kill himself or not. If harsh reality makes them suicidal, then I actually suggest they end themselves. Furthermore, this website is 18+. If you're 18 and don't even have a spine for things like this yet, you are the textbook definition of a manbaby, which further supports my suggestion of committing suicide.

>>26259876
That's sad man. You're so calloused and lacking in compassion. The way you're acting isn't manly either. You're just being an asshole for what?

I want to do something nice for my (first) gf. I got some good advice on here I think, of making her something nice like a coffee table.

I'm going to draw some pictures of my waifu and make myself a nice meal. Why obsess over normies when you can live well without them?

>>26259959
Just ignore him. He's just playing a character.

>>26259959
I have plenty of compassion for those that actually deserve it. A 20 something year old depressed retard living with his parents while NEETing for 2 years and counting whose only worry in the world is not having a girlfriend does not deserve a single ounce of empathy. They instead deserve death.

This has nothing to do with appearing "manly" or being an "asshole". These kinds of people are incredibly fucking toxic, and the only thing they contribute with their pathetic, meaningless lives is spreading their cancerous mental gymnastics ideology onto dumb, naive 14 year olds who should not be on 4chan to begin with, who then in turn end up exactly like them, creating a vicious cycle.

>>26260039
>i dont agree with u u must b a trole XDXD
Kill yourself, friend.

>>26259959
He's just an outspoken faggot.

>>26259959
>responding to tripfags
you really should kill yourself

if you think i should kick Doj's ass, give me a ole hell yah!

>>26259363
Sauce on OP, screw Valentines

>>26259704
>>26259876
>>26260058
welp, filtered

>>26259959
Stick around he's retarded.

>>26260166
This

SAUCE TO ADD TO MY SPAGHETTI NOW

im just going to ignore it and hope no one notices

>>26260166
ill give you clues

sex mex milf angie

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>>26260212
This is the first time I've seen someone filter me because their own opinion had zero ground to stand on, and as such, could not bear with losing an argument.

I'm happy knowing you willingly choose to pursue your current worthless existence simply because you're too much of a narcissist to just admit the fact you are not omniscient. Enjoy your own suffering, scum.

>>26260058
I think you're a waste of oxygen look at you go buddy

>>26259363
>I've been dateless for 20 years in a row

While this is technically true, it's horrible to think of it like that. You weren't even mature for the first 15.

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>>26259363
I'll be making a dinner for me and my waifu and posting pics with my friends over at /mlp/
like I had done the 3 past years

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>>26260289
>Having your own I.D. just to shitpost
top kek looser.

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>>26260307
At the very least, I know how to use punctuation, and you don't. This automatically means I have more worth as a human being than yourself.

Ouch, that must hurt.

>>26260333
Who are you quoting?

>>26259363
I really don't even acknowledge it. If you don't go out then there really isn't any of knowing when it comes or goes.

>>26260289
>>26260058
you'd probably find this video very informative, doj https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

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only a little bit.
not asking anyone. that's some middle school stuff.
i will probably spend it alone unless some kind of miracle happens.
i started dating one of my exes on valentine's day.

>>26259663

at least it might be better than never knowing

actually it sounds worse sorry famiry.

>>26259363
V-Day is a day I'm not fond of.

I dated a girl for a couple of months, my one and only relationship.

Valentine's Day, we went out, had a great date. Exchanged gifts, hung out around her place for a bit. Her birthday was the following week so I wanted to finally have sex with her then so I didn't do it.

I get a call at midnight while sleeping, she dumps me. Tells me she wants to see other men. "You're a great guy, someone will love you etc." all the bullshit girls spew when they kick your ass to the curb.

To this day, haven't had a date, kiss, hug since then.

I do hate this day, but I've gotten over it over time. I have a good job now finally, I don't have to stress over a girl, I have my own place etc.

>>26259363
FUck you, I've been dateless 22 years in a row.

It doesnt get any better with age

>>26260721
>tfw 25 years old
>still never hugged a girl
>"accidentally" touched my 18 y.o. qt coworkers finger today

holy fuck i'm pathetic

i should dave mirra

Been like 4 years since I had a serious relationship and I dread every Valentines Day because it just reminds me how much I've stagnated. I've literally done nothing with my life for 4 years.

And I'll blame my ex of 4 years, because I loved her so much and I wanted to marry her.

But really it's because I don't get out of bed until 3PM and responsibility scares me. I am fucking terrified of growing up and moving on.

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Who /hadNeverDoneAnythingOnValentinesDay/ HERE?

it's starting to sting a bit just a bit

>>26262024
yeah

i'm going to trip on benadryl this year, i can't make it through another valentines alone. hopefully i see either satan or a qt

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>>26262434
I genuinely hope it goes well

>>26260369
Undertale pic.

How disgusting.

>>26261016
normos in this thread I swear to Allah

Honestly though. At least its onnasunday so I can lock myself in the room and be with my waifu. Its like I don't even have to know its valentines day. Probably will come on here to bash on normies too.

>>26260369
>Uses the internet to dictate self-worth.
>Turned English into a pissing contest.
A (You) in less than a minute.

>>26259704
Which is even funnier considering how sexist this board is. I fucking hate women too but I don't cry about not having a girlfriend while talking shit about them at the same time.

>>26259704
Daily reminder that Doj is a filthy fucking white knight!

Out of all of us on r9k, he is the most pathetic, attention whoring, white knighting cuckold here.

>>26263891
>Taking r9k seriously
Only buzzfeed gives a shit.

Nah, my girlfriend and I just avoid it. It's a shitty fake holiday designed to make you feel bad no matter what your relationship status.

i work in the restaurant industry, so i'll be sweating my dick off, making far less than what i most likely deserve, and getting annoyed when the front staff fuck things up, and make the wait time longer.

this is a weekend after a holiday weekend where i am, which'll be much of the same.

fuck valentine's day man. also got dumped a few days after the new year, so FUCK valentine's day.

>celebrating a meme holiday invented by jews to sell stuff

Good goy.

>>26260212
how do you filter trip fags?

ya im thinking about valentines day thats why i bought the Heartseeker Varus skin...I am so desperately lonely

>>26259663
Could be worse.

>be me, 15 years old
>have this friend i have a crush on
>manning up to confess at this party i knew she was attending
>find her being double teamed by two football players on valentine's day
>she wasn't even a stacey, just some quiet girl from science class that apparently got drunk
And that day I learned all women were whores.

20th Valentine's day single in a row here too. I don't even give a fuck anymore, I'll just get wasted.

>>26259704
why do people talk like this? as if being so damn mean really motivates people... we get it, we're losers. are you happy?

>>26264331
It was invented to celebrate a saint who did marriages without the permission of the cruch. It just became a hallmark payday.

I'll watch porn same as every year.

>>26264385
4chanx just go on the /g/ wiki.
Its really great to not see tripfags on here.

>>26264331
>this

i guess theres at least 12 years from last valentine date (im almost 30)

>>26264785
You can even filter out fembot threads and the like too. /r9k/ the way its ment to be.

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>that fucking porno

>>26259363

Ive been dateless 29 years in a row. Look at the fucks I give.
You either are born with decent looks or plain ugly, such is life. Deal with it.

>Valentines is a traders day, just like halloween.

>>26259704
>so says the tripcancer who purposely adopts a trip to attract attention from social rejects since he is too incompetent to create any meaningful bonds with people in his own life

>>26264821
at least in Halloween I can dress up in politically incorrect attire and piss off roasties and fembutts alike.

Thinking about how happy people around me will be while I just congratulate them and go do odd jobs in the area

>>26264859
but isnt vday on a sunday this year. You dont even have to leave the house unless you live in some communist utopia where people work on weekends.

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20th alone here, also gonna be my 20th birthday.

>>26264883
I'd rather spend time doing odd jobs around my village on a weekend than spend any time online seeing people just as happy as the people nearby. Keeping busy is the greatest escapism I have going for me, it's the only way I can tell people that do know me that I don't care

>>26264819
Link por favor desu senpai

>>26264917
Hey. If it works for you then I have no complaints. Personally, I get really angry when I see couples on vday but this year I dont have to project my hatred as much.

>>26264704
pls tell me this isn't real

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>>26259704
>>26259876
>>26260058
This seems a lot more negative than the last time I noticed your manbaby rants. While I agree with some of the things you say, that was really cruel to be so verbally abusive. Maybe you're still trying to help these people (if it was actually genuine) but I have never seen someone reply to you and say that you helped them overcome their issues during one of your attacks. The thread in picrelated seemed helpful

>>26265021
sadly I am afraid not. No women is innocent.

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>>26259363

It's best to not think about it any more than you need to.

>>26265075
this. Just don't go out on Valentines day this year. Stay away from social media, go play a video game, read a book, do something you don't mind investing some time into.

>>26265037

I guarantee you his self righteous bullshit literally never helped anyone. 100% savior complex

>>26260369
Every one knows the only true way to measure one's worth is by their punctuation. /s

>>26259663
>confess to oneitis

retard

>oh this kid that I never even knew existed just came up and approached his undying love for me even though we've never spoken i guess I love him too!

>>26265037
I may or may not be a little bit bipolar

Valentines day is my bane. Every year I buckle down and just try to survive it.

>Been broken up with before on valentines day
>had gfs throw knives at me before on valentines day
>had cops kick in my bedroom door while I was sleeping and arrest me for witchcraft before on valentines day

no fucking thank you

>>26260289
>a tripfag called anon a narcissist
it's like pottery

>>26264704

sorry anon.

you should have taken pictures.

then again, it's not like women even feel shame anymore.

>>26264736

He's clearly Asian. He must have a Tiger mother.

YOU RACK DISIPRIN!

>>26266007
>>had cops kick in my bedroom door while I was sleeping and arrest me for witchcraft before on valentines day

Do you live in Haiti?

>people replying to a tripfag
you deserve all criticism you get

>>26262024
I never have either. I've never even gotten one of those cards that kids made in school--ever.

>>26267242

Don't they make kids give those to each other in school? So nobody feels left out?

Oh anon...don't say you never got one...

<3

I'm spending it with my gf, I honestly hate the day, it's so corny. All I want is to chill with my mates.

>>26264704
Shit that's tough man. I don't agree that all women are whores but yeah I fucking hate it when even the nice, quiet girls in te end have something with Chads.
I have a good friend I really liked. We were kind of forced to go to a party and we talked about how we don't like these social situations and shit. In the end she made out with a Chad there after she got drunk. I wasn't in a friendzone but after she made out with him I kind of realised I have feelings for her. I am a fucking loser.

>>26266007
>STEP AWAY FROM THAT CAULDRON SORCERER SCUM

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>>26267366
>goes to a party with an ankward grill
>she tells she hates clubbing like you
>she gets drunk, and makes out with a Chad

Like do even ankward NON-normie grills exists on thi planet? Do we even have some possibility of finding someone? 22 virgin here, valentines day? Do you really want to talk about valentines day on R9k OP???

>>26259959
Go back to Le Reddit le faggot

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>>26259739
>>26260212
>>26263891
>>26263950
>>26264736
>>26264842
>>26265037
Do not respond to Doj he is a miserable whiteknighting trip fag. If I found out where he lived I would have killed him already.

>>26259363
This will be 29 for me. Catch up!

Yeah I'm thinking about it. Me and gf both have the week off cos we live in Asia (lunanew year) so we are trying to figure out where to go. Thing is we have already been everywhere close but for reasons we can't go too far. Unsure what to do. Maybe go to da lat in Vietnam I hear that's romantic or phuket.

Any ideas?

>>26267953
I hope the communist police arrest you and tour girlfriend and publicly execute you. I would tell your government that you were going on here telling lies about your government. Honestly, we should had napalmed you entire country and go on home if it weren't for those fucking hippies and proto-sjws.

>>26266007
>witchcraft
Ok this one needs explaining where the fuck do you live and how?

one of my co-workers handed out Valentine's Day cards, it was a girl.
i just looked down at it like she just handed me a piece of potato, then threw it away.
what is this, middle school?
nigga i never had a valentine in my life, get the fuck out of here with this normie shit designed for good looking people.

I'm going to see deadpool on valentines day with a friend, there'll be a shitload of le qt nerd couples there so that'll be mildly upsetting
It's also the day my friend lost his virginity(last year) and then he got cucked so he'll probably start crying at some point and I'll have to console him and keep him away from alcohol
Can't wait

>>26268710
I'm American you retard I just live here because money

>>26265420
Never understood the whole thing about confessing either. It's something straight out of a shitty romance movie and shows how delusional robots are regarding relationships.

>>26269332
>money
>commiepoor country
traitor

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>Cyborg
>First Valentine's Day alone in 8 years
I am downright fucking ecstatic. Finally I can treat it like just another day, and I don't have to plan or worry whether she'll like this and that or fucking anything.

I'm just going to lounge around in a bathrobe, drinking brandy and playing vidya all goddamn day, and I won't have to talk to another living soul. Such peace.

>>26269353
I'm living in Singapore kek

Valentines day is just commercial bullshit.

>there are people that still haven't filtered Doj and all the other tripcunts
lmaoing @ u

I wish we could just ban valentines day. Give the death penalty to anyone who buys their loved one anything on that die by hang, drawn, and quartered method.

>>26259363
I got my online bf a blue yeti so I could hear him better on skype.
I saved for an entire year to get it for him.
He's probably not even going to get me anything at all.
It's going to be awkward as fuck and I might start crying.
I don't know how to handle this.

>>26269528
*day

fucking gook moot its original you rice nigger.

>>26269534
>I don't know how to handle this
Get a rope, a chair and fucking hang yourself

>>26269534
Kill yourself roastie scum

*filtered like the dirty whore you are. Get and std from chad and DIE DIE DIE of AIDS

>>26264736
Go back your safespace newfag underage tumblerina redditor

>>26269534
Get a shotgun and point it to your head, then say to your online bf that you are nothing but a greedy and filthy roastie and you dont deserve to post in this thread , and finally pull the trigger.

>>26260694
She probably broke up with you because you were too autistic to fuck her on international fucking day

I always see the most depraved hookers on Valentine's Day, usually there's some sort of discount.

>this one slut I've fucked about 25 times
>your typical brunette southern belle, body of someone who horseback rides
>saw her a few times across like two years and start regularly seeing her in September
>in November become her only regular guy anymore
>now she gives me great rates
>especially on holidays
>On thanksgiving she let me pay her my 1 hour rate ($75) for basically the whole day, save an hour with one guy who just did oral with her
>she didn't even let him cum in or on her, I got to watch
>she let me do whatever I wanted to her besides creampies
>even when we weren't fucking she's decent company
>already promised me an even better holiday for V-Day
>hinted she might bring a friend on the house
Robots, this is the life, right here.

>>26269534
I would pay you to touch my white yeti.

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This'll be my second Valentine's day with a gf. I'm gonna make her a nice dinner, and then we'll watch a movie and make love.

>>26259363
that picture triggers me dont trigger me

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>>26269548
>>26269624
>>26269624
Im a guy you autistic boogeyman scared fucks.
Cant we have a single thread where we can just talk like normal human beings,
without you guys exploding into memes?
Youd think I was on tumblr with how fucking #triggered everyone is on this board now.

>>26259704
see >>26269741
either quit tripping or pay tribute to your new overlord

>>26259363
Don't worry, the only reason that day exists is to sell shitty tasteless chocolates and rotten flowers

>>26259363
Why do you guys care?
For all these years I didn't care about that day. This year I have someone to spend it with, only now I care.

>>26269725
are you going to tongue the fuck out of her fartbox? that's what i'd do if i had a gf

>>26270046
>lel just don't care bruh
>has a gf
every fucking time lol

>>26269754
>posting Facebook frog
Get fucked ass wipe

>>26267603
To her defense she is very pretty (but not many people realise that as she is really shy and quiet) so I am pretty out of her league and if she wanted to and act more open and shit, she would be able to date whorver she wants.
>tfw you realise that what truly matters is looks and chadness

Roses are gay,
Violets are gayer.
Fuck Valentine's day,
And listen to Slayer.

>>26270227
>Slayer
>not Annihilator
shiggy diggy my niggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pura2oAEta0

>>26270258

I only chose slayer because it was a better fit rhythmically.

>>26270227
Roaties are scum
Worse than my cum
Valentines day is for normie pricks
Normie's suck my dick

>>26270326
You're an even worse poet than you are a human being. Which is saying something.

Unless you're a vogon.

>>26270446
I don't speak English too often desu. You can at least give me a (You) for trying.

>>26259363
every year
hell every holiday not just vday but birthdays, xmas, etc.... :(

every hallmark channel and UPworthy movie/tv special...the works.....

>>26259663
my life too :( *sigh*

Now I can't even get oneitis anymore and I feel worse than dead inside....... not only does oneitis beat any type of "counseling" or "medicine" -and do it naturally and with no aesthetic, sexual, or organic side effects, but it also is just...uplifting its... I can't even describe it.... it's.... "magic"...

Valentines Day is my favourite holiday. Even if you dont have a gf, you can still celebrate the love between your parents, youre friends who have gfs. You can look at valentines day as a celebration of love, instead of between you and your non-gf

Valentine's Day? What's that?

Oh that holiday where you spend a day to show your appreciation to your lover, on that designated day because "Hey, these restaurants and teddy bear companies want you to spend lots of money".

That day where you HAVE to show your appreciation for your lover because apparently, the rest of the year doesn't count.

Valentine's Day.

Why do people spend money and time on that fucking retarded day?

>>26271155
To be fair I'd do it random days of the year every year becuase you know, I liked her just that damn much.......alas..... I might be a hopeless romantic, but I'm also an asshole.

>>26259363
source on this image?


original maybe

>>26271184

Which yes, that's fine and dandy. A person who appreciate their partner that much would do it as an occasional celebration.

When I was in a relationship (when I have the mindset for one), I always was vocal about my dislike for Valentine's Day or Anniversaries because "I don't need a day set to appreciate my love for you".

People should stop using a commercial holiday and spend lots of money to commercial companies to show how much you love your partner. It baffles my brain.

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>>26259663
>entire school knows the next day
yes man I know exactly what you mean and how it feels. You walk around a neurotic wreck because you know that every last fuckup of yours gets an immediate wide-area broadcast on the popular kids' frequency.

>>26271250
meh.. i would spend a lot of money if i could make a lot of money

whats the difference between hallmark

and how much the average sugar baby or even nevada whore costs..... have you SEEN the rates?

I have :(
500$ an hour is a lot for romanceless, lustless, condom laden sex with some trashy woman you know is doing 10-20 guys that day, a fucking menu and stuff they won't do only to have THEM go home into someone's arms anyway (but not you)

and don't start me on the sugar baby who offers intimacy too as it were....supposedly anyway.

It is also my 20th year, but I don't give a fuck.
I'm gonna hit the gym, play some vidya, start my taxes, and sleep.

>>26271424
I had to give up vidya entirely becuase i didn'tg hve enough time or energy, along with any food that didn't taste like cardboard/vomit (read healthy food tastes like shit even only semihealthy food is still dull as fuck) and was willing to sacrifice that for the body...... but after 10 years of persistent failure, caved. Besides even if I succeeded.... if the same shit tier/only mom tier women would still sleep with me....whatst he point, I'd STILL have to hire someone..... and they cost so much :(

>>26271315
school is not forever, it hurts but kids are shitty. you gotta realise you did nothing wrong, if they don't like you back then forget em.

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>>26270326
>>26270446
Roses are red and violets are blue
What's loving and caring to chocolates and flowers
Gritting and bearing as I count down the hours
and minutes and seconds till this day is through

Hearts are not red, but ashen and gray
alone with their dust, too heavy to bear
too worn out to beat, too hardened to care
If someone would have it, I'd give mine away

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>Get valentine card as a kid
>Really happy
>Start reading
>Its some stupid, unfunny poem written by my classmates

>>26259363
>15 hours
>still no source on pic
what a disappointing thread.

Didn't even know it was approaching until you mentioned it.

Why am I so anomalous?

Why cant I have any of the things normal people get to do?

>>26259363
>tfw breaking up just before v-day
There's got to be a card for this.

I'll be spending it with my girlfriend. I'm excited.

Doj is a guy? Wtf kinda backwards elliot rodger deluisonal shit is this.

>>26259363
Goto a bar use tinder vday is the easiest time to get laid. I got laid on vday two years in a row. You have to start looking now tho

>>26260313
Even 8 year olds have valentine dates. I mean most of them wont have sex but they still have a valentine

>>26259363
I head out on deployment on Valentines Day, so that's what I'm thinking about.

I bet that girl at work that has a crush on me will ask me out. I might say yea

>>26267680
>Go back to Le Reddit le faggot rebuttal
>R9K
You go out normie

>>26274663
where to?