>tfw meet internet bf in person and find out his height

>putting time an effort into a guy who's height I don't even know

Top kek. Not even once.

>meet in real life
>"i cant believe youre shorter than me"

>>26259378

If he was actually shorter than me I would probably slit my wrists. We were the same height though and that's almost as bad.

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>>26259316
>tfw her personality begins with a 0

meet my internet bf in person,
it turns out that i actually met my best friend.

>>26259316
Hmm

Go out senpai

>>26259316
Why don't you asked for height b4.
Stupid cunt

>tfw internet bf
>tfw his height starts with a 6
>tfw find out he has a loli porn collection

WAKE ME UP

>>26259316
I'm 1.68 /67 like that. Also I'm a fat piece of shit
But don't waste time making fun of me.
There's no hope for me. I know that. There's no hope for me to get a girlfriend or stuff.. So I'm focus on getting fit, study and getting money. :p
I'm already a paramedic but I'm gonna start nursery next semester.... I'm the worst scenario next year.
If I can't get girls and have sex I'm not gonna get overwhelmed for that... If I can't have sex at least I'm gonna make sure of getting money and not being a total waste of oxygen on the planet.

>>26259650
marry him!!!

>>26259650

CHECK YOUR TALL BF PRIVILEGE YOU WHORE REEEE

>>26259451
How tall are you? Mine was an inch taller than me

When will these cancerous bait threads end?

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>tfw no internet gf

>>26259695

Manlet detected desuwa.

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>>26259316
>tfw her weight starts with two hundred

get the fuck out roastie whore

>>26259723
Not even a manlet.

Try again

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>tfw there's a local all girl's boarding school in need of retribution but my ammo is 5.56 so they'll just laugh at me

>>26259691
willing to trade, bacon bitty tits?

>>26259316
dump his short ass

>>26259316
I'm very tall so don't call me fucking jealous when I say that you're a bunch of fucking bitches and any respect I had for you is lost when I look at these threads. I always think to myself about how wonderful it is that there are girls like me in this thread, social mitfits and nerds like me, but when you start these threads it really disgusts me that you, people who claim to have it "just as bad" would dare to complain about the guy you're dating. It's not about how tall in general. I'm a guy and I don't even care, although coincidentally I seem to be attracted to smaller girls because I find them adorable and they're always sweeter.

>>26259316
what did his girth start with?

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>tfw my e-bf is like 4 inches shorter than me
Oh man
I just want to hug him and feel his face on my diddies

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>Eazy-E was 5'2'', slayed mad pussy, had everyone scared of him, was alpha as fuck where ever he was, beat up niggas who fucked with him and killed seven people during his gang times

>>26260311

Eazy-E was a closeted homosexual who died of AIDS desu.

>>26260332
I'm pretty sure he got aids from some trap bitch. There's a track where he says that he got the bitch's pants down and "she had a cock". I don't think that stopped him from fucking the trap. Then he got aids. Which teaches us to fer the blood of transsexual people. If you fuck a trap, bring condoms

Femanon here, being "not tall" is just fine. Notice how the hero of every story is always fairly average? Something like 5'9, fairly muscular but not huge, and just generally well-rounded. You don't need to be some gigantic freak to be a hero.

>>26260381

You almost never get HIV from fucking someone's ass, anon. If you get HIV, chances are really good it's because you took a dick in your ass at some point.

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>>26260386

I don't want to be a hero, I just want a gf ;_;

>>26260381

and the trap fucked him too, obviously. have you not read that one greentext about $140/30mins anon?

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>>26260402
>You almost never get HIV from fucking someone's ass,
These are informations I'm interested in

>>26260421
no, which?

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>>26260386
>5'9
>average
>tfw 5'6

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>meet internet gf irl and shes wider than she is tall

>>26260426

It's kind of common sense if you think about it. When you're getting fucked in the ass, the HIV is being shot directly into you by an organ with the dedicated purpose of filling the recipient up with as much ejaculate as possible.

When you're the penetrating partner on the other hand, you would only pick up the virus if it happens to somehow get into a cut on your dick or something.

What's the minimum height to be considered a Chad?

>>26260576

As long as you're an average male height of 6' or taller you're fine.

>>26260576

I personally think 6 foot is the minimum for Chad status but if you're shorter then you need to make it up with good looks. A lot of popular male actors (look up the heights of The Walking Dead cast) are below 6 foot but they're attractive and unique looking so they make up for it.

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>tfw qt internet gf

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>>26259316
>meet Internet girlfriend
>she's a chestlet
How am I suppose to motorboat someone with no tits

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>>26259316

>Meet internet dog
>He's a golden retriever

;_;

>>26260708
to get a gf on the internet you must surpass irl chad. there are thousands of guys competing for each women, even chads have a tough time. You are beyond normie

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>>26260898
Someones jelly

she sings for me and reads books and manga to me using skype to show manga pages


actually living the dream

>>26261030

I'm using the chaos magick I've been studying to make it so that your internet gf will get terminal cancer and die within the next year. Let this be a lesson to you not to brag about gfs on the internet because some of us aren't as fortunate as you.

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>>26260295
This is nice post and I hope not fake

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>>26259316
>kek
>wait
>my height starts with 5 too

>>26261091

>female
>accepting of male partner shorter than her

It's fake.

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>>26260295
>>26261091
My dick is literally writhing around like a snek.

>he believes me when i say looks don't matter

>>26261082
kek protects me

>>26260386
What stories you fool?

>>26260416
>I don't want to be a hero, I just want a gf ;_;
This doesn't resonate with me, but it sure as hell echo'd against my sides

>>26260311
You are not Eazy-E

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>>26261322
maybe I am you nigger what the fuck you know about me? What the fuck you know about eazy? Huh? Thought so.

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>meet internet r9k bf
>his height starts with 5
>i knew this i think
>i can look him in the eye
>his face is so handsome
>i swoon and wanna suck his cock
>we plan a next date
>we fuck


perfect. handsome, proportionate to my petite frame. he's about six inches taller than me and the chadliest guy i've ever met

>>26259316
>Less than 20% of males are 6 feet and taller.
>Surprised guy ends up being less than 6 feet tall when there is a more than 80% chance.

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>>26261197

>kek protects me

He might protect you, but he definitely won't protect your roastie gf.

>>26259316
>getting """""internet gfs/bfs"""""

Are you a fucking child on a minecraft server or something?

>>26261316
Why'd you delete this? I saved the pic cuz you deleted it.

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>>26261348
>What the fuck you know about eazy?
I know suge knight shot him up with aids blood and admitted it on network tellie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NdzragHoZ8

>>26261439
i posted the wrong picture, that was in my cringe folder, i meant to post this picture >>26261349

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>>26261467
>tfw conspiracies about eazy being shoved with aids in the white house

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>>26261533
No joke man, it;s 2016.
They can get you any kind of way these days.

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>>26261439
>I saved the pic cuz you deleted it.
Streisand effect hard at work.

> Be manlet
> know that whatever you do you will never be attractive to any woman

Why live?

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>tfw 6'11"

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>>26259316
Tfw meet internet gf and find out she has a roastie I almost vomited when I touched it

>>26261826
If she has big lips (like lips on her face), chances are she's a roastie. Scientifically proven.

>tfw 6'3"
>will never have a gf cus I'm an autistic blackbot
Lads, it's been nice knowing you

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>>26260332
>>26260381
it was acupuncture you fucking idiots. Dirty needles. Suge Knight or whoever set my nigga up. Some other nigga confessed

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> When she wears leggings and has no business wearing leggings

>>26261349
if he's on r9k he ain't chad

>>26259316
>implying you're not b8

Im not sageing bc gj op, you fooled all the canoefags

>>26261030
>she sings for me and reads books and manga to me using skype to show manga pages
Do you also talk to her on voice chat or is it just her reading?

>>26261902
>Sciense

>>26260033
Stop being a FUCKING hypocrite for just one god-damned second.
If it were a male who did this thread and complained about his web gf actually being a fat whale (i.e. he was CATFISHED) you wouldn't bat an eye.
Fat, short, deformed, all sides of the same coin that is physical unattractiveness.

>>26261999
Degenerate pants, aka leggings and yoga pants, are only permissible for exercise, in a private room away from men and no selfies

>meet a girl from arcanine irl
>still used like all the other doods she used
And that was a helpful reminder that the majority of females lack empathy.

>>26260504
You're done fur. Why don't you go visit Dave mirra?

>>26262068
Leave it to a stupid roastie cunt to compare weight (something that can be changed through diet, exercise, and commitment) to height (something that is determined through genetics and can't be helped no matter what).

>>26262016
he looks like a chad
literally at least an 8/10
such a nice jaw and a thicklarge benis, thick hips and a qt tummy and face. he is so perfect

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>>26262171
so why are you still here if your life is so perfect...?

>>26262158
If I am born without legs or with a harelip should I feel entitled to you being attracted to me? Can't change it, kek.

You are not a smart man.

>>26262171
reminder that a guy like that is who leaked mystery's nudes to /r9k/

>>26262233
harelip ain't even bad, man. Joaquim Phoenix was born with one, a minor surgery can fix that shit.

>>26262076
Implying you don't find it cute under a skirt

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>>26262171
>thick hips
>good thing

>>26262233
Why would being born without legs make you less attractive? There's still a pussy ass and tits on it.

>>26261349
>>26262171
>read this post
>"well okay I guess being short isn't that bad"
>thick/large benis

erry time, invalidate one insecurity, validate another

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>>26262171
>>26262276
>>26262378
>>26262749
dumbfrogddlgposter

>>26262200
To brag of course

>>26263088
>>26262749
>dumbfrogddlgposter
was for
>>26261349

>>26262335
>exposed legs
Lol no, slut.
Only long dresses that cover the ankle.
No exposed arms.
No cleavage
Shirt up to collarbone
Hijab optional