>tfw meet internet bf in person and find out his height starts with a 5
I'm 1.68 /67 like that. Also I'm a fat piece of shit
But don't waste time making fun of me.
There's no hope for me. I know that. There's no hope for me to get a girlfriend or stuff.. So I'm focus on getting fit, study and getting money. :p
I'm already a paramedic but I'm gonna start nursery next semester.... I'm the worst scenario next year.
If I can't get girls and have sex I'm not gonna get overwhelmed for that... If I can't have sex at least I'm gonna make sure of getting money and not being a total waste of oxygen on the planet.
>tfw her weight starts with two hundred
get the fuck out roastie whore
>tfw there's a local all girl's boarding school in need of retribution but my ammo is 5.56 so they'll just laugh at me
I'm very tall so don't call me fucking jealous when I say that you're a bunch of fucking bitches and any respect I had for you is lost when I look at these threads. I always think to myself about how wonderful it is that there are girls like me in this thread, social mitfits and nerds like me, but when you start these threads it really disgusts me that you, people who claim to have it "just as bad" would dare to complain about the guy you're dating. It's not about how tall in general. I'm a guy and I don't even care, although coincidentally I seem to be attracted to smaller girls because I find them adorable and they're always sweeter.
>tfw my e-bf is like 4 inches shorter than me
I just want to hug him and feel his face on my diddies
>Eazy-E was 5'2'', slayed mad pussy, had everyone scared of him, was alpha as fuck where ever he was, beat up niggas who fucked with him and killed seven people during his gang times
I'm pretty sure he got aids from some trap bitch. There's a track where he says that he got the bitch's pants down and "she had a cock". I don't think that stopped him from fucking the trap. Then he got aids. Which teaches us to fer the blood of transsexual people. If you fuck a trap, bring condoms
Femanon here, being "not tall" is just fine. Notice how the hero of every story is always fairly average? Something like 5'9, fairly muscular but not huge, and just generally well-rounded. You don't need to be some gigantic freak to be a hero.
I don't want to be a hero, I just want a gf ;_;
>You almost never get HIV from fucking someone's ass,
These are informations I'm interested in
>meet internet gf irl and shes wider than she is tall
It's kind of common sense if you think about it. When you're getting fucked in the ass, the HIV is being shot directly into you by an organ with the dedicated purpose of filling the recipient up with as much ejaculate as possible.
When you're the penetrating partner on the other hand, you would only pick up the virus if it happens to somehow get into a cut on your dick or something.
I personally think 6 foot is the minimum for Chad status but if you're shorter then you need to make it up with good looks. A lot of popular male actors (look up the heights of The Walking Dead cast) are below 6 foot but they're attractive and unique looking so they make up for it.
>meet Internet girlfriend
>she's a chestlet
How am I suppose to motorboat someone with no tits
>Meet internet dog
>He's a golden retriever
she sings for me and reads books and manga to me using skype to show manga pages
actually living the dream
I'm using the chaos magick I've been studying to make it so that your internet gf will get terminal cancer and die within the next year. Let this be a lesson to you not to brag about gfs on the internet because some of us aren't as fortunate as you.
>my height starts with 5 too
My dick is literally writhing around like a snek.
maybe I am you nigger what the fuck you know about me? What the fuck you know about eazy? Huh? Thought so.
>meet internet r9k bf
>his height starts with 5
>i knew this i think
>i can look him in the eye
>his face is so handsome
>i swoon and wanna suck his cock
>we plan a next date
perfect. handsome, proportionate to my petite frame. he's about six inches taller than me and the chadliest guy i've ever met
>kek protects me
He might protect you, but he definitely won't protect your roastie gf.
>What the fuck you know about eazy?
I know suge knight shot him up with aids blood and admitted it on network tellie.
>tfw conspiracies about eazy being shoved with aids in the white house
No joke man, it;s 2016.
They can get you any kind of way these days.
>I saved the pic cuz you deleted it.
Streisand effect hard at work.
Tfw meet internet gf and find out she has a roastie I almost vomited when I touched it
it was acupuncture you fucking idiots. Dirty needles. Suge Knight or whoever set my nigga up. Some other nigga confessed
> When she wears leggings and has no business wearing leggings
Stop being a FUCKING hypocrite for just one god-damned second.
If it were a male who did this thread and complained about his web gf actually being a fat whale (i.e. he was CATFISHED) you wouldn't bat an eye.
Fat, short, deformed, all sides of the same coin that is physical unattractiveness.
Leave it to a stupid roastie cunt to compare weight (something that can be changed through diet, exercise, and commitment) to height (something that is determined through genetics and can't be helped no matter what).
so why are you still here if your life is so perfect...?
To brag of course