>tfw the guy who buys me games on steam has no money
>might have to get rid of him and find a new provider
>waiting for your new Bad Dragon toy
>friend wants to see you use it when it arrives
>its thicker than your wrist but you're kind of excited
>tfw fucked up life
>tfw always lonely
Everyday is just waking up at 6:00am, going to the campus gym, going to class, then to work, then homework, then sleep.
I just started a diet a couple of days ago, trying to stay under 900 caps a day and I'll make a fruity flavored tea if I manage to go under 800 as a treat. It's better than overeating everyday like I usually do.
My cars on the fritz and I can't afford to get it checked out, I'm too poor.
Still don't have college friends, but there's no changing that because I don't have the looks to make up for my shitty personality.
Still living with gfs family, but she's always busy with school, clubs, etc. I don't know if she still feels the same way about me. It wouldn't even matter if we broke up, she still messages her ex and she's better than me. I'd feel bad about that if I could, but I don't deserve her, anyway.
I kind of wish I could quit my job because she's even friends with my coworkers. I don't have anyone except for a couple of rats that only put up with me because I give them food, safety, shelter, and affection. I feel so pathetic knowing that THIS is the best I can do.
I wish I would just kill myself. If fucking children can do it, I don't understand why I still haven't found the guts to try it.
you don't have to get rid of any providers... you always keep looking for more and add them to your collection.
are you girls -new-? you probably aren't even real girls, lmao.
t. veteran guy friend
god please again with this pathetic shit ? fucking whores you all deserves to be raped tortured beated and murdered.
fuck off you whores. you dont have real problems you cunts.
I agree. Whores need to fuck off.
>>say my only goal in life is to be a good wife and mother
>>get attacked by strong independent women
That's wonderful. What are you doing to ensure you will raise happy and successful children?
I take care of young children as often as I can, I read about children and how to raise them (nutrition, psychology, etc), I work on being the best person I can be so I can be a good example to them, but I think the father is much more influential than the mother so finding a good husband is my number one goal right now.
Not interested in an online relationship
>I think the father is much more influential than the mother
However, being a mother is not so much about setting an example, in my opinion. Her duty is to give her children nurturance and guidance, and lots of affection, and to would convince them they are capable of accomplishing things, things that build genuine confidence. And to always encourage them to aspire to great things. The father is the one who sets an example with his behavior. The mother only needs to be very wise and understanding of things. Even things like masculinity. In fact the best mother is a sort of "masculine" woman, who has done these things herself, but who then sacrifices that part of herself and becomes more feminine, for the sake of her family.
I agree with everything that you said and those things are really important to me. Everyday I challenge myself to be a nicer, more understanding person. I try to smile when I ask for things and to have a pleasant tone of voice because I want to be that woman who gives her best to her family, not her worse. However, I think that the example that the mother sets deeply affects the behavior of her daughters (if my mom was a lady, I don't want to be a trashy woman) it also affects the dating choices the sons can make, they'll usually look for someone similar to their mothers.
Lmao such bait but its so true OP lmao holy shit
>tfw haven't seen schizo senpai properly in two days
>still creep on his window and see him laying down sometimes
On another note..
>tfw buying dresses online is hell due being so short and skinny
Thought you were him asking why it didn't work out just so he could know who I was.
It didn't work because marriage wasn't a possibility to us, given that we live in different countries and I'm not interested in being an immigrant in a country that has a problem with mass immigration.
>loner friend gets a girlfriend
>he invites me to tag along with him when he goes on dates with his girlfriend
>don't want to be a third-wheel, but do so anyway because it's only fair since I invited him to hang out with me and when I dated 3 other people (not at the same. been in 3 relationships and asked out friend to hang out with me and my respective SO at the time)
>his girlfriend is actually pretty cool
>he is just like a female version of my friend, except a lot more outgoing
>be proud of friend since her confidence is rubbing on him
>get to be able to a see a happy side of my friend I never seen before
>almost a year into their relationship, break up with my current girlfriend
>hang out at friend's house whose girlfriend is visiting
>we're in his bedroom just talking
>friend whispers something in his girlfriend's ear and she smiles
>friend starts lifting up her shirt and showing me her breasts
>friend asks me if I think his girlfriend's breasts are nice
>tell him 'yes'
>he asks me if I want to suck them
>friend explains that it's okay if want to be in a sexual relationship with her
>tell them I'm going to need a drink first
>they offer me vodka mixed with koolaid
>we make out a bit while friend is doing stuff on his laptop
>after we're both naked we start fingering each other
>friend turns his attention to me since it's his first time seeing me fully naked
>friend starts undressing and joins us
>his girlfriend has already made me cum once by fingering me
>the girlfriend wants me to start doing sexual things to my friend who I have never done sexual things to before
>friend says we don't have to have sex if I don't want to
>tell him 'let's just see where this goes' and start stroking his dick
>it's been a long time since I gave a guy a handjob so I'm a bit bad at it at first, but gradually get better as I remember what to do
>girlfriend gets behind me and starts playing with my breasts and kissing my neck and nibbling my ears as I'm stroking my friend's dick
>he's a bit shy to show me his orgasm face so he covers it with his hand
>girlfriend then whispers into my ear "now suck it"
>tell them I never sucked dick before
>girlfriend scoots me to the side and starts sucking his dick then lectures me to do the same
>grasp friend's dick and start giving him a blowjob while his girlfriend is whispering to me what to do with my tongue and hand
>once I get used to the motions, the girlfriend slides her hand to my pussy and starts toying with my clit
any idiot can keep some little retard from dying, your child would appreciate a lifetime of experience to draw from then a good babysitter
go get a job, go to college, doesnt matter what you, you can stop whenever you like just do it.
your kids will appreciate 10x over when they are older and will build a greater relationship when they are adults.
Child rearing is a bit moee than sitting around only making sure to check every so often that the child hasn't put a fork in the plug.
Having a parent around to talk to and actually interacting/taking your child out to do things helps more.
Too long and cringe ending 2/10.
Take a creative writing workshop
I am going to college and I would be fine with working half time once all of my kids are in school but I honestly want to raise my kids in a traditional family and I wouldn't want to make my husband feel less manly because I make more money than he does. I could succeed in a career but why bother? There's more important things in life like having time for your children.
>tfw a cute guy at work got me a coffee while I was busy
>he put too much sugar in it
Just as I was getting to like him too, looks like i'm looking elsewhere. I can't like a guy who can't even do something as easy as put one spoon of sugar in a drink without fucking it up.
Girls like this are just as annoying as career womyn who don't want kids and act like masculine bitches. You don't actually believe or feel these things, but you say them anyway because you think it's what men want to hear.
Why are women so awful?
I may be annoying, I don't really care but you're wrong about me. I actually don't know anybody who wants to hear these things, people my age are into the whole "empowered women" kind of thing and I've actually had guys tell me "I hope you don't end up being a housewife" and hearing the words "marriage" "commitment" "children" makes them poop their pants, so no, I don't say it because I think men want to hear it.
>tfw everyone is staring at you all the time
>tfw you don't know why
>tfw it's probably due to your lovecraftian visage
>tfw going outside is increasingly harder because of this
>tfw trying not to cry is all you can do on public transit anymore
I'm pretty sure phyllis schafly makes more money or is at the very least more famous than her husband and they have a very traditional marriage.
>no irl 4chan ironic meme friends
>one of my three friends thinks this guy we go to school with is the memeiest person she knows
>"I didn't want to go to the concert because he's gonna be there with his internet friends and they're the biggest fucking 4chan losers in the universe."
>I know for fact that my memes are better than his and I'm on here literally everyday
is it because I'm a gril?
>looking for a husband that won't cheat
Good luck breh.
I remember chicks from DR saying that men felt it was there right to cheat and bitches just had to put up with it.
My breasts grew bigger from constantly drinking almond milk. My waist size didn't change that much but I notice my ass and tits are bigger. This doesn't seem to good if I want a weight loss plan.
I'm too chubby for my height (5'1") but my lazy ass thinks because since my WHR is .71 I can push it back some more.
I can't wait to start being physically active more. 4chan distracts me and my family are all hermits.
Finally worked up the nerve to kill myself. too young to buy gun though and still live w/ parents so too nervous to order helium.
decide to cut wrists in bathtube, want to go quick tho so stand up to cut femrol arteries too. after 1st one get dizzy and passout. end up falling through glass shower door. parents hear noise and call ambulance.
Im not dead but Its what I want for myself even more now, its so embarrassing to be around people who have read your suicide note.
I gotta be honest with you, I'm hispanic myself and everything I've seen from hispanics of all flavor has left me with a deep seated mistrust for hispanic men and women when it comes to sex.
Also used to get angry at the parents who left their kids with the abuelos because they didn't want to raise em. better than the alternatives certainly but still got me upset.
Well I've seen some pretty ugly things as well from both men and women, but those people were not walking in the path of Christ. I've also seen (although very few) some good relationships and that's enough to give me faith that something like that may come my way.
Regardless, you shouldn't do that. Anyone who likes yuru yuri is my comrade, and I don't want to lose any more comrades.
>but those people were not walking in the path of Christ
That's fair, when I regularly attended church a lot of people were happily married and there were a ton of kids on the way.
gl finding your church husband
Just buy him one on his birthday or something baka
No prob bob
>I hope you can restore your faith in Latinos
Never, don't even care that they're my people. People have more than just material inheritances but moral and cultural ones, and the latin world is far along the 'it's fucked' line regarding marriage and relationships, the big families and warm culture are still great though.
how much would you pay? it wouldn't be worth it to me if unless I could pay all of my bills every month with the money. i have no interest in sleeping with more than one person for money.
Have you read the manga? It hasn't been completely translated yet though. Plus there's Oomuro-ke, the Sakurako spin-off. It's an ongoing web serialization. You can't die until the yuru yuri has run dry.
Yuyushiki is also good.
Years. I went to a gynecologist and got medication to get rid of it. Didn't go away. Went to another gynecologist, got different medication. It still didn't go away. So I just gave up. It's not like I fuck anyone anyway.
Ive read most of it now, but not the other stuff you mentioned.
Yuris great but its not enough to keep me going
finally a good fembot feels thread
>went out with my friends to the shops
>wearing my new jeans, quite happy
>heading home no guys even noticed me
>creeps stared at my ass
why are all men assholes
Im American and I'll pay your loans for you and take you in.
Im very good looking and wealthy but my current gf wont let me treat her like my pet that is why I need you my little fucktoy.
When you were a little girl did you want to be a dog or a cat?
Try jumping off a tall place. Or are you to worried you'll mess up that pretty face. I would be since its your only redeeming quality whinie little slut.
Also this bitch is 13 mods pls b& this little underaged whore
>Not into group stuff or helping people cheat.
You would probably never have to see her depending on where you'd like to live. To be clear Im not offering to pay your loans to replace my gf, youd just be another plaything, nonetheless a well taken care of plaything
>Are you in a major US city?
Im in NYC about 3-7 months out of the year, LA ~1-3, and the rest I try to spend in Seattle which I consider home, but I have to travel elsewhere alot.
Can you please just leave me alone! Im really sorry I couldnt do that stuff that you wanted me to but please understand how teribble it makes me feel about myself and Im sorry I cant explan it well enough that I can make it so you understand and you wont think you wasted all your time talking to me but I really am sorry!
And I promise I'll be dead soon and then you wont have to hate me any more!
Why dont you go let your dad rape your tight little cunt again so you have more things to cry to anons about.
you've been saying your gonna kill yourself for a month now but oh look your not ead. Just pray you didnt scratch your pretty little face or body up with your shower door accident beacause then even daddy may not want to fuck you, and I know how much you drool over his cock!
My aunt married a guy she met through some kind of mailing service. I'm not sure if it was online. She had a mental break down in college and dropped out. She moved half way across the country married him and had two kids. One became gay and the other's husband died climbing mount Everest.
Not to mention my aunt tired to kill herself because postpartum depression. But they're still together and healthy and happy now.
Please Im really truly sorry I made you so mad at me, Please Please Please dont talk about that stuff on here its really embarising and you promised you wouldnt.
Im really sorry again.
Women confirmed for retards
Gravity doesn't aid in bleeding out, if your blood clots.
You're supposed to take aspirin to prevent blood from clotting.
You can just sit in a bathtub and pass out
Holy fuck, women are retarded
If I'm decently socialable and normal looking/a bit attractive (inb4 not on /r9k/, just fucking answer) do you think I could do this to some NEET chick or gay dude? I'm in college and could use extra money. Or do I gotta pretend to be a girl? I ain't exactly practiced at that.