It's almost Valentine's Day, robots. What are your plans?

Stay at home and masturbate to pics of my hot 16 yo cousin

>>26258299
Same thing I do every day: sit at home and do mostly fuckall. Same for Single's Awareness Day.

>>26258299
Momcest, traps and alcoholic beverages.

>>26258299
I'm going to the Kennedy Space Center for my birthday

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Stay home, fight the urge to binge on chocolate, and masturbate. I'll lose. Then I'll go looking for an internet boyfriend to spend the day with, emailing cutesy shit to each other like a couple of fags then never speak again. I'll alleviate the day's pain for a few hours, and then it'll rush back into my mind with a vengeance for the rest of my life.

>>26258299
I could ask my oneitis to go out, were friends after all, but then again she knows i have the feels for her, so it could easily backfire, probably just gonna stay home feeling like shit all day, trying not to eat shitty food to compensate

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>>26258299
Have dinner with the wife.

>>26258648
ANON are you me. I can't tell if she's just keeping me along for the attention half the time, but have recently been quite okay with most being friends for now.

Picnic in the snow, then inebriation and sex.

>>26258454
yeah, momcest or sistercest, to pretend that someone loves me. same as most nights.

i'll be browsing /r9k/ and trying not to collapse on my desk just like every other day

>>26258718
Very skinny, and short black hair girl? (Black is original colour since now she has purple hair)
I just hope i eventually become jaded enough to not feel this feel anymore, that would be having me as friend for her, cause now im only cucking my own feeling.

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>tfw it will be exactly 5 years since I confessed to me oneitis and got brutally made fun of by her and her friends for it

Ayy, I love Valentine's day!

>>26258648
Mine knows as well, genuinely wanted to stay friends. Oh the pain.

Going to work and getting some over time hours

>>26258299
Probably visiting friends for lunch and games

>>26258299
A girl in my class asked me out.

She said something about Netflix and chill and when I asked what that meant she just giggled and ran away.

I'm gonna go but wtf.

>>26258299
Prolly gonna ask out a qt that has caught the feels.
Feelsgoodman

>>26259606
Do you live in Japan? Since when do girls do romantic things for valentines day?

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Crushing the splane


>with no survivaz!

>>26258299
Im working.

>boss called me a few days ago
>she's a woman my age (28)
>asks if I can work a shift that needs to be covered on Feb 14.
>yeah sure I 'm not doing anything
>She tried to act really thankful
>almost like she was sorry for me
>didnt realize it was Valentines Day until just now
>She has been nicer to me ever since I gave her a thank you card though. She gave each of her underlings a bag of chocolate coins for Christmas. I'm pretty sure she bought those treats for all of us since the company doesnt do any holiday stuff for the employees anymore.

>>26259709
She's a fucking weeb with an anime messenger bag with anime pins and shit. I saw her reading bokurano on the schools computer so I decided to talk to her and we like a lot of the same shit. I don't know what to do but I think I want to try dating her.

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Someone be my valentine please

In Murrica you can go to white castle for valentines day. You make reservations, you get candles, a menu and tableside service.

Hell, you could probably do it with one person. It would be like a proper restaurant that servess really cheap food. You don't even need to tip.

I am taking my girlfriend though. This is the second year I have done this.

Going to my boyfriends house and letring him tie me down & using melted was for anal

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Take my girl out for a nice dinner

>pic related

>>26259988
I hope you two have a good time

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>>26258299

I say we all hit up Tinder.

If not to take advantage of the lowered standards by lonely females, then at the very least to catfish them.

WHO'S WITH ME?!?

#WASTEOURTIME

>>26259779
Is she skinny? Is she not autistic? Cause I havent met any female weebs who didn't dye their hair, wear akatsuki/organization XIII robes, and were chubby.

>>26259988
Shes a gay 6th grader who's unnoticeable, how is she your waifu?

>>26258299
take a qt fembot out on a nice date

she just hasn't shown herself yet

>>26260608
I doubt she's gay. She just hasn't met the right Chad yet.

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Do what I do every year which is watching sad romance movies

Work, as usual.

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>>26260748
I really wish I could post image without text.

>>26261151
That was rape and you know it.

>>26258299
Hopefully this annoying Jew girl I've been pursuing will fuck me. High hopes. She's a fucking lunatic fuck I hate women.

I'll probably be working that day.

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>>26261177
What about when she went on a date.

Gonna go visit my bro and get trashed. Maybe persuade him to break up wit his gf 'cause he really needs to, and she's making his life miserable.

>>26261280
Don't even remember it. Guess you win, though.

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>>26261151
That was rape. It's natural for girls to get turned on by girls when they live in a city without males, but when the Yuri's finally go to a coed high school, they are going to be getting plugged in every whole every day, just you watch. Even Chinatsu only likes Yui because she likes the masculinity. I bet she finds a nice, strong senpai neighbor and gives her first deepthroat before the school year is even out!

>>26261280
did you even watch the show? This is when the group went Shopping in pairs

Maybe play a Beatles song for my aspie friendless oneitis, she's obsessed with them but I just can't pick one to play.

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>>26261298
There are males in the city though?

Also the nature of their existence is they are always hyaku paacento chuugakusei desu.

I think I'm gonna be at work, the bicycle there might try to suck me off but her timing is awful because I'm super depressed about losing $2,000+ on my shitty car when I should've just put the money down for a new one

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>>26261323
No its when they all went on a date at christmas by lottery. Best remembered for pic related.

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>>26258299
My r9k bf is gonna stay over for a week, fucking my roastie as much as he can.

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>>26261372
I meant real males, not beta manlet geeks.

>chuugakusei
I don't know what those other words mean, but if they are eternal middle schoolers, then they will get fucked as middle schoolers. It's the nature of these things. Akari is going to one day take a penis in her vagina and squirm around with it until it shoots gobs of cum inside of her. It's how the next generation of Yuri's are made.

Hoping my ex leaves me alone.

Drink until the inebriation causes me to forget reality.

>>26261474
You clearly don't know how pure middle school yuri love works if you think it needs a male or that they could ever progress in time enough to meet a boy.

But whatever none if them are my waifus just OTPs.

>>26261334
imo 'for no one'. If she's ultra normie maybe 'I want to hold your hand' or 'I feel fine'.

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>>26261521
Really, Anon? Okay, fine, sure, they may be pure middle school yuri forever, but you honestly think that ANY female could go forever without a good dicking? A few years, yeah, probably. Couple of decades, ehh, maybe. Couple of centuries, Dante better hurry up, cause Beatrice is going to get tired of waiting soon. But forever? Christ, that's a long time. Even if time is frozen to a tiny point, they find a way to lust. Just look at Rika Furude.

>>26261675
Thats just it though. Through yuri they are purified. All their lust is cleared by kisses. Even if they needed a dick they could substitute girls fingers. Or I'm sure Kyoko could make a dildo/strap-on at their most lewd.

Dakimakura will be arriving in the mail soon.

If it's not here in time for Valentine's day, I still have my other one. So I won't be alone.

I'm going to try to homebrew some wine for my waifu date. I have barely enough money for juice as it is, gonna try to borrow some money from my mom for proper yeast. I have all the other supplies I need.

Everyone to /a/ please, you are being relocated.

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>>26261774
Then what about Chinasty? She's always lewding it up. And what about Chitose and... her sister, who are always day dreaming of hardcore fucking.

>Even if they needed a dick they could substitute girls fingers. Or I'm sure Kyoko could make a dildo/strap-on at their most lewd.
It's not just the stimulation that the female brain craves, it is the intoxication of the male pheromones released while he's riding her, the submission to a strong alpha, his hot poz load- ^W^W^W^W, his hot load filling her up and the cool feeling as it slowly leaks out of her cunt as he sleeps beside her, as she thinks that she will have had a cock, his cock, HER cock, that none of the other yuri's will have had. They'll bleed soon, and they will turn into cock fiends, one way or another. They will start snipping at each other as they turn into bitches too, and their friendship will fall apart.

>>26261906
Yeah I'm sure thats how fictional universes inhabited by lesbians work. These girls don't know what a dick is. They need female pheromones. They lust for GIRLS. They don't work like 3d sluts. Any straight hentai of a yuri girl is performed on a look alike, and it's still rape.

Also, you appear to think too much about cock like the rest of 4chan, almost as if you want it to fill you up.

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>>26262013
Look at the live action movie: tubetranny dot xxx/watch/yuru-yuri-cosplay.html
These girls are fucking each other, sure, but they fuck like straight women who wish they were riding a 10 inch dick, not a 10 millimeter clit.

I'm also pretty sure they've made references to fucking before, so they probably know what a dick is. Also, Chinatsu was original conflicted about whether or not it was right for girls to like girls, so there is obviously heterosexuality there. Oh, and also, also! That anime Kyouko watches is exactly the type of anime that panders to otaku that shows at 2:00AM in the morning (just like YY), and where there are otaku sexualizing schoolgirls, there must exist sexualization in that universe for the girls to, at least in theory, reciprocate. Since it is absurd that all of the Yuris are gross bulldykes like Chinatsu, it is likely to start their hardcore lusting any day now.

>Also, you appear to think too much about cock like the rest of 4chan, almost as if you want it to fill you up.
I won't lie. If I were were a Yuri I'd want to get filled up, tape it, and watch it later to see what mistakes I made so I could do better the next time.

>>26258299
Play some board games with my girlfriend, maybe take her out for dinner. We aren't big on Valentine's day, so there's that.

Go to church if I feel like it then hopefully go play some roleplaying game, I bet the flgs will be packed, that or they bail on me and I stay home and cry or something
It's not like the day will be any different than any other.

>>26262204
"Lesbian" porn actresses are paid to ignore their heterosexuality.

In a lesbian universe for otakus, the otaku material would be even more lesbian.

Akari is asexual because she has no prescence.
Chinatsu is gay for yui. Very gay. Also maybe gay for akari.
Ayano is gay for kyoko. Very gay.
Chitose is very gay.
Kyoko is gay for chinatsu and yui. Very gay.
Yui is gay for kyoko. But not very lewd.
Chizuru is gay for her sister. Very gay.
Sakurasou and himawari are very gay for each other.
The explosion teacher is gay with the student council president.
Akari's sister is super gay.

Akari is the only one who is possibly not gay, and she is the equivalent of a female robot due to her lack of presence.

To be frank. They stopped caring about boys before they even began. They were destined to like girls. Their destiny is to continue to like girls. Their destiny is to remain in an eternal love web of teasing for no OTPs can be canon (execpt sakurasou and himawari). Yuri is all they need. They eternal 100% middle schooler easy going lesbians.

>>26262462
Fuck I meant sakurako. I knew I'd mess up a japanese name. Surprised I remembered the difference between chinatsu, chizuru, and chitose though.

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>>26262462
No, they are all just friends, except Chinatsu, who you are correct is a filthy degenerate, and those last two, who are pedophiles. They'll meet a male eventually and turn into lewd cock suckers. Maybe even a fat American loser who went to teach English, who knows? I mean, Lord of the Flies was about to turn into an all-boy orgy right when the adults showed up, so it's only natural for the Yuris to be gay when there are no males around too.

>>26262529
>chizuru
I always get this one mixed up with that nasty greasy egg and heart disease taco Mexicans like so much. But you really should know Sakurako, she is the best girl after all.

>>26262587
Sakurako gets so little screen time. But she is hilarious. Yui or Kyoko is my pick for best girl though. Depending on character or hilarity.

The paradox of the yuri verse is that girls work differently. Boys exist and are around but aren't characters. Because the girls are straight up lesbians. Only background losers are straight. It has nothing to do with isolation, the girls like girls.

And I think of it this way. They're girls, if they aren't doing gay things with each other, THEN WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR.
In other words they don't exist if they arent gay. OH MY GOD THATS WHY AKARI HAS NO PRESCENCE.

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>>26262768
Sakurako was the star of Hai! though.

>Boys exist and are around but aren't characters.
Boys don't exist because the otaku demographic the show targets get threatened by any masculinity that might corrupt their image of the girls. Same reason why Konata never got a dicking, or the Azumanga girls never got one, or why there is only one named male to the several hundred of named female Touhous. It's not that they don't exist, it's that they can't be shown because people (I'm talking to, and about, you by the way, in case you didn't catch it), are afraid to acknowledge the truth about the Female Condition. They can rub their cunts all over each other all they like, but introduce a penis in there and that, well, that's competition that the beta male would never be able to compete with. In the first release of the manga, Akari didn't have a sister, she had a brother, but the idea that they may one day hug, or even - *GASP* - cuddle!, would have caused mass suicides. People are too afraid to see the raw, human, animal side of the girls that want to absorb as much cum as possible, they want to think of them as precious and fragile little figurines where the cum wipes right off.

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>eat tendies with BBQ sauce
>play vidya/sm4sh all day
>watch Deadpool
>browse 4chan like everyday all night
Not in any particular order, I might do one first, then the other, then so on.

Woo

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probably go to work
stay sad
contemplate suicide
listen to Opeth and the Demon Soul's OST
contemplate suicide again
wish to myself that I could spend it with my ex gf and my daughter
tell myself it'll be okay


it won't be okay

>>26262927
I'm missing the movie and third season.


>boys don't exist
Except the males do exist, as seen in the christmas date episode.

Also dickings isn't a topic because only faggots care about dickings.

There are plenty of anime girls who are straight and will one day "get the penis". There are several shows where the entire point is "unrealistic proportion of lesbians". Yuru YURI is a YURI show about YURI. They aren't bisexual like real women, they are gay for each other. End of story. No dicks, no matter the reason. I'm done arguing in circles about your "convert gays" fetish, cause I'm tired and this isn't heading towards a conclusion.

Your point is women in reality want dicks, and men like pure girls in fantasy. Yes that is true. Fantasy is rarely corruptible though so take your self insert or cuckold fanfiction out of here.

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>>26262768
You should read the manga. Originally Akari had an older brother, but he never appeared. There are no males in the manga mentioned or showed other than him, and he was retconned into an older sister. It was published in a yuri magazine. Anime misses some gags, and meshes others. Sakurako has her very own special web-manga called Oomuro-ke. It's short but cute. She shines well in it, but there's also a focus on her older and younger sister.

>>26258299
Drink and probably hope to die.

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Commit sepuku to maintain my honor

>>26263248
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>>26258331

post steam id, I'll play TF2 with you guys on V-Day

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>>26263183
>Yuru YURI
Yuri means lily in the title though.

>No dicks, no matter the reason.
Remember when I was talking about insecure otaku...

>I'm done arguing in circles about your "convert gays" fetish, cause I'm tired and this isn't heading towards a conclusion.
Well, shame, I was having fun. I guess I'll go to be then.

>>26263203
I wish there was one about Mari.

>>26258299
Going to buy a gift for my waifu and spend the evening with her then post a picture of it on 4chan.

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>>26261622
Thanks! She has kind of a normie vibe, but luckily lacks the shitty attributes of one.

I might just go with I Want To Hold Your Hand then, she's a hardcore fan and I don't want to fuck up, I can nail this one.

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I will ask a boy out to see if he wants to go to the movies to see Deadpool and play billiards and hold hands.

If he says no, I'll stay inside, smoke weed on my roof, and watch anime. Would hire a hooker to cuddle me if I had any money.

Probably fap to more VR porn

>>26263915
>Deadpool
Sounds like a good date desu
No homo

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>>26261622
>>26263669
Maxwell's Silver Hammer

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cry and help assemble the waifu wall like i've been doing the past few years

talk to some people and then re-convince myself that i can't form real connections and then shitpost or do coursework to avoid thinking about meaningful things

>>26258299
Being out in the field in 29 dicks.

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Gonna be three years since officially giving up on women. I've been doing a good job; avoided catching feels for two girls so far, never even contemplated a girlfriend. It barely hurts at all this year.

>>26264043
Nice work.
I'm still working on it. I give up for a good few months, and then some girl approaches me and leads me on, then drops that she has a boyfriend/isn't interested.

It keeps happening.
I need to learn not to even get started.

Plot out what stores will have discount candy afterwards.

Play through this years Valentines themed event in the MMO I play.

Maybe look up fertility symbolism and rituals from per-christian cultures that happen around this time of year.

>second date with a girl this weekend
>first second date ive ever had in my 25 years of life
>tfw may not be alone for valentines day for once

Even though I'm gonna fuck it up like I always do, it still feels nice that there might be a chance at happiness there. I wish you guys could feel what I'm feeling, even though its only gonna be temporary for me.

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>>26258299
A girl in my class posted an image to her twitter of her and me with a heart in it apperently, She also tries to take pictures of me sometimes
I feel like my chances are pretty good but I shouldn't get my hopes up

>>26264182
Fuck off underage high schooler
You need to be eighteen years of age or older to visit this website

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>>26263995
Release date cleverly set for a time when people want to go to the movies. Those sneaky hollywood jews.

No homo.

ride on the trail and laugh at all the stupid fuckin couples that fall for this hallmark jew propaganda

Goin to thailand to get right fucked up

>>26258299

Wanking with my left hand instead

>>26264199
I'm 18 and in the last highschoolyear of the dutch school system faggot

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Remember your waifu loves you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7ysc-bX964

>>26264304
Livin the dream. May you sleep with a lot of ladyboys, friend.

probably kill myself. i fucking give up.

a normie wants to set me up with his gfs friend

wondering if i should go for it or not

I am going to the opera with gf and Then i'm gon git some anal for the first time

>>26258299
Gonna go with my bf to pick out and deliver bouquets to my mom and his mom.

Then we're gonna go see Revenant at the theater.

Then we're gonna go to his place and try cooking chocolates.

I hope we have sex at some point in the day, too, but I dunno. I'm loud and self conscious around his normie roommates.

>>26265737
ABSOLUTELY C U T E

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i would have been going on a date with a qt boy i've been talking to but he has abandonment issues and keeps flipping out at me and calling me a whore for no reason
not to mention he lives upstate NY and i live on long island, we were going to meet in the city but he can't afford to visit cause he doesn't have a job
so another v day wasted

>>26265737
The revenant is amazing you'll love it. I definitely enjoyed it.

>>26263996
>>26263669
drive my car

>>26266080
Yeah he always lets me pick the movies, which is a really nice gesture, since we pay for our own tickets and he has no preference for watching movies at the theater or at home.

It makes me feel weird that he's so insistent on picking up his half. Like, the other day I was planning on cooking an epic dinner for him after work cause I missed him and because his pocket was too empty for him to rationalize spending on what he considers to be a luxury (read: anything other than ramen and protein powder). But he was getting paid that day, so he had apparently been looking forward to going to a restaurant? So he was really set on getting some pho while I was really set on cooking for him. So when I got to his place with all the ingredients including USDA prime steak and a multitude of other ingredients, he was surprised. But he still wanted to go to get some pho. So we went and got some pho. And when i went to pay for myself, he stopped me and told me that he'd get it, since I'd prepared such foods for dinner.

DESU it made me feel kinda useless and I felt like the waitress was judging me cause here's this hotty /fit/ dude with an /averageasian/ and he's footing the entire restaurant bill.

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>>26258299
I plan on finishing Part IV

>>26258299
Drinking and internet.