Stay home, fight the urge to binge on chocolate, and masturbate. I'll lose. Then I'll go looking for an internet boyfriend to spend the day with, emailing cutesy shit to each other like a couple of fags then never speak again. I'll alleviate the day's pain for a few hours, and then it'll rush back into my mind with a vengeance for the rest of my life.
>>26258299 I could ask my oneitis to go out, were friends after all, but then again she knows i have the feels for her, so it could easily backfire, probably just gonna stay home feeling like shit all day, trying not to eat shitty food to compensate
>>26258718 Very skinny, and short black hair girl? (Black is original colour since now she has purple hair) I just hope i eventually become jaded enough to not feel this feel anymore, that would be having me as friend for her, cause now im only cucking my own feeling.
>boss called me a few days ago >she's a woman my age (28) >asks if I can work a shift that needs to be covered on Feb 14. >yeah sure I 'm not doing anything >She tried to act really thankful >almost like she was sorry for me >didnt realize it was Valentines Day until just now >She has been nicer to me ever since I gave her a thank you card though. She gave each of her underlings a bag of chocolate coins for Christmas. I'm pretty sure she bought those treats for all of us since the company doesnt do any holiday stuff for the employees anymore.
>>26259709 She's a fucking weeb with an anime messenger bag with anime pins and shit. I saw her reading bokurano on the schools computer so I decided to talk to her and we like a lot of the same shit. I don't know what to do but I think I want to try dating her.
>>26261151 That was rape. It's natural for girls to get turned on by girls when they live in a city without males, but when the Yuri's finally go to a coed high school, they are going to be getting plugged in every whole every day, just you watch. Even Chinatsu only likes Yui because she likes the masculinity. I bet she finds a nice, strong senpai neighbor and gives her first deepthroat before the school year is even out!
I think I'm gonna be at work, the bicycle there might try to suck me off but her timing is awful because I'm super depressed about losing $2,000+ on my shitty car when I should've just put the money down for a new one
>>26261372 I meant real males, not beta manlet geeks.
>chuugakusei I don't know what those other words mean, but if they are eternal middle schoolers, then they will get fucked as middle schoolers. It's the nature of these things. Akari is going to one day take a penis in her vagina and squirm around with it until it shoots gobs of cum inside of her. It's how the next generation of Yuri's are made.
>>26261521 Really, Anon? Okay, fine, sure, they may be pure middle school yuri forever, but you honestly think that ANY female could go forever without a good dicking? A few years, yeah, probably. Couple of decades, ehh, maybe. Couple of centuries, Dante better hurry up, cause Beatrice is going to get tired of waiting soon. But forever? Christ, that's a long time. Even if time is frozen to a tiny point, they find a way to lust. Just look at Rika Furude.
>>26261675 Thats just it though. Through yuri they are purified. All their lust is cleared by kisses. Even if they needed a dick they could substitute girls fingers. Or I'm sure Kyoko could make a dildo/strap-on at their most lewd.
If it's not here in time for Valentine's day, I still have my other one. So I won't be alone.
I'm going to try to homebrew some wine for my waifu date. I have barely enough money for juice as it is, gonna try to borrow some money from my mom for proper yeast. I have all the other supplies I need.
>>26261774 Then what about Chinasty? She's always lewding it up. And what about Chitose and... her sister, who are always day dreaming of hardcore fucking.
>Even if they needed a dick they could substitute girls fingers. Or I'm sure Kyoko could make a dildo/strap-on at their most lewd. It's not just the stimulation that the female brain craves, it is the intoxication of the male pheromones released while he's riding her, the submission to a strong alpha, his hot poz load- ^W^W^W^W, his hot load filling her up and the cool feeling as it slowly leaks out of her cunt as he sleeps beside her, as she thinks that she will have had a cock, his cock, HER cock, that none of the other yuri's will have had. They'll bleed soon, and they will turn into cock fiends, one way or another. They will start snipping at each other as they turn into bitches too, and their friendship will fall apart.
>>26261906 Yeah I'm sure thats how fictional universes inhabited by lesbians work. These girls don't know what a dick is. They need female pheromones. They lust for GIRLS. They don't work like 3d sluts. Any straight hentai of a yuri girl is performed on a look alike, and it's still rape.
Also, you appear to think too much about cock like the rest of 4chan, almost as if you want it to fill you up.
>>26262013 Look at the live action movie: tubetranny dot xxx/watch/yuru-yuri-cosplay.html These girls are fucking each other, sure, but they fuck like straight women who wish they were riding a 10 inch dick, not a 10 millimeter clit.
I'm also pretty sure they've made references to fucking before, so they probably know what a dick is. Also, Chinatsu was original conflicted about whether or not it was right for girls to like girls, so there is obviously heterosexuality there. Oh, and also, also! That anime Kyouko watches is exactly the type of anime that panders to otaku that shows at 2:00AM in the morning (just like YY), and where there are otaku sexualizing schoolgirls, there must exist sexualization in that universe for the girls to, at least in theory, reciprocate. Since it is absurd that all of the Yuris are gross bulldykes like Chinatsu, it is likely to start their hardcore lusting any day now.
>Also, you appear to think too much about cock like the rest of 4chan, almost as if you want it to fill you up. I won't lie. If I were were a Yuri I'd want to get filled up, tape it, and watch it later to see what mistakes I made so I could do better the next time.
Go to church if I feel like it then hopefully go play some roleplaying game, I bet the flgs will be packed, that or they bail on me and I stay home and cry or something It's not like the day will be any different than any other.
>>26262204 "Lesbian" porn actresses are paid to ignore their heterosexuality.
In a lesbian universe for otakus, the otaku material would be even more lesbian.
Akari is asexual because she has no prescence. Chinatsu is gay for yui. Very gay. Also maybe gay for akari. Ayano is gay for kyoko. Very gay. Chitose is very gay. Kyoko is gay for chinatsu and yui. Very gay. Yui is gay for kyoko. But not very lewd. Chizuru is gay for her sister. Very gay. Sakurasou and himawari are very gay for each other. The explosion teacher is gay with the student council president. Akari's sister is super gay.
Akari is the only one who is possibly not gay, and she is the equivalent of a female robot due to her lack of presence.
To be frank. They stopped caring about boys before they even began. They were destined to like girls. Their destiny is to continue to like girls. Their destiny is to remain in an eternal love web of teasing for no OTPs can be canon (execpt sakurasou and himawari). Yuri is all they need. They eternal 100% middle schooler easy going lesbians.
>>26262462 No, they are all just friends, except Chinatsu, who you are correct is a filthy degenerate, and those last two, who are pedophiles. They'll meet a male eventually and turn into lewd cock suckers. Maybe even a fat American loser who went to teach English, who knows? I mean, Lord of the Flies was about to turn into an all-boy orgy right when the adults showed up, so it's only natural for the Yuris to be gay when there are no males around too.
>>26262529 >chizuru I always get this one mixed up with that nasty greasy egg and heart disease taco Mexicans like so much. But you really should know Sakurako, she is the best girl after all.
>>26262587 Sakurako gets so little screen time. But she is hilarious. Yui or Kyoko is my pick for best girl though. Depending on character or hilarity.
The paradox of the yuri verse is that girls work differently. Boys exist and are around but aren't characters. Because the girls are straight up lesbians. Only background losers are straight. It has nothing to do with isolation, the girls like girls.
And I think of it this way. They're girls, if they aren't doing gay things with each other, THEN WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR. In other words they don't exist if they arent gay. OH MY GOD THATS WHY AKARI HAS NO PRESCENCE.
>Boys exist and are around but aren't characters. Boys don't exist because the otaku demographic the show targets get threatened by any masculinity that might corrupt their image of the girls. Same reason why Konata never got a dicking, or the Azumanga girls never got one, or why there is only one named male to the several hundred of named female Touhous. It's not that they don't exist, it's that they can't be shown because people (I'm talking to, and about, you by the way, in case you didn't catch it), are afraid to acknowledge the truth about the Female Condition. They can rub their cunts all over each other all they like, but introduce a penis in there and that, well, that's competition that the beta male would never be able to compete with. In the first release of the manga, Akari didn't have a sister, she had a brother, but the idea that they may one day hug, or even - *GASP* - cuddle!, would have caused mass suicides. People are too afraid to see the raw, human, animal side of the girls that want to absorb as much cum as possible, they want to think of them as precious and fragile little figurines where the cum wipes right off.
probably go to work stay sad contemplate suicide listen to Opeth and the Demon Soul's OST contemplate suicide again wish to myself that I could spend it with my ex gf and my daughter tell myself it'll be okay
>>26262927 I'm missing the movie and third season.
>boys don't exist Except the males do exist, as seen in the christmas date episode.
Also dickings isn't a topic because only faggots care about dickings.
There are plenty of anime girls who are straight and will one day "get the penis". There are several shows where the entire point is "unrealistic proportion of lesbians". Yuru YURI is a YURI show about YURI. They aren't bisexual like real women, they are gay for each other. End of story. No dicks, no matter the reason. I'm done arguing in circles about your "convert gays" fetish, cause I'm tired and this isn't heading towards a conclusion.
Your point is women in reality want dicks, and men like pure girls in fantasy. Yes that is true. Fantasy is rarely corruptible though so take your self insert or cuckold fanfiction out of here.
>>26262768 You should read the manga. Originally Akari had an older brother, but he never appeared. There are no males in the manga mentioned or showed other than him, and he was retconned into an older sister. It was published in a yuri magazine. Anime misses some gags, and meshes others. Sakurako has her very own special web-manga called Oomuro-ke. It's short but cute. She shines well in it, but there's also a focus on her older and younger sister.
Gonna be three years since officially giving up on women. I've been doing a good job; avoided catching feels for two girls so far, never even contemplated a girlfriend. It barely hurts at all this year.
>second date with a girl this weekend >first second date ive ever had in my 25 years of life >tfw may not be alone for valentines day for once
Even though I'm gonna fuck it up like I always do, it still feels nice that there might be a chance at happiness there. I wish you guys could feel what I'm feeling, even though its only gonna be temporary for me.
>>26258299 A girl in my class posted an image to her twitter of her and me with a heart in it apperently, She also tries to take pictures of me sometimes I feel like my chances are pretty good but I shouldn't get my hopes up
i would have been going on a date with a qt boy i've been talking to but he has abandonment issues and keeps flipping out at me and calling me a whore for no reason not to mention he lives upstate NY and i live on long island, we were going to meet in the city but he can't afford to visit cause he doesn't have a job so another v day wasted
>>26266080 Yeah he always lets me pick the movies, which is a really nice gesture, since we pay for our own tickets and he has no preference for watching movies at the theater or at home.
It makes me feel weird that he's so insistent on picking up his half. Like, the other day I was planning on cooking an epic dinner for him after work cause I missed him and because his pocket was too empty for him to rationalize spending on what he considers to be a luxury (read: anything other than ramen and protein powder). But he was getting paid that day, so he had apparently been looking forward to going to a restaurant? So he was really set on getting some pho while I was really set on cooking for him. So when I got to his place with all the ingredients including USDA prime steak and a multitude of other ingredients, he was surprised. But he still wanted to go to get some pho. So we went and got some pho. And when i went to pay for myself, he stopped me and told me that he'd get it, since I'd prepared such foods for dinner.
DESU it made me feel kinda useless and I felt like the waitress was judging me cause here's this hotty /fit/ dude with an /averageasian/ and he's footing the entire restaurant bill.
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