>having to speak to people with a lazy eye >which one is

who is that in the pic, I swear I recognize him but google gives me nothing

>>26258195

Thats easy senpai.

Look at the one that's looking at you.

>>26258219

It's Ron you idiot

A guy was talking to me with closed eyes this afternoon. I liked his authenticity.

>>26258195
>be me
>be out drinking alone
>decide to talk to a group of strangers
>one guy has a lazy eye
>everything is fine
>have to go to piss but he's blocking the way
>start fake juking him saying "which way am I going?!? try and keep up!"
>juke him on his fucked eye
>look back "Don't give me the stank eye--sorry."
>just leave without closing my tab

My best friend has a lazy eye and it's weird... his is like he goes from looking at you to the floor in seconds.

If he tries really hard to focus they both stay straight for a little while

The funny thing is I only talk to the droopy one.

>>26258219
It's a guy from a videogame Youtube channel

>>26258377
thank you!

its andy farrant! he used to work for microsoft around 09 and was on their xbox videos and shit.

I managed to get a half life themed tweet on one of his shows actually

Why not just look at the space directly between their eyes, or their eyebrows. That's what I do anytime I speak to anybody

>>26258195
i have a semi lazy eye,

when i look at something my left eye will sligthly drift to the left a bit

just look at either eye
we are used to it

i'd look at the non-lazy eye because that's the one they are looking at you with

>tfw have a lazy eye
fucking agony

>>26258219
andy farrant

Jane is literally 10/10

I usually just look at their nose.
You can't tell the difference when someone's looking at your eye or your nose, so it just looks like they're looking at you straight on.