>Out with normies for a change
>they start talking about dick length
>convo turns to me
>I say my dick is about as long as an iPhone 6 (5 and a half)
>Girl pulls phone out of her pocket and sets it on the table
>All of them start laughing
>They start asking me how it even works
>All the guys say they're at least an inch bigger than that
>One girl says it's not enough
>They don't listen to me insisting it's average
Why did I even bother? I seriously went back to my father's house to get the gun out of his safe and stared at it for 2 hours.
Worst day of my entire life
That's the average size, mang.
My dick is like 5 and a half too.
You should've just laughed it off, anon
90% of communication is non verbal.
You probably answered way too seriously or something.
If you can't help but answer seriouslly, then be brutally honest.
>I dunno exactly how big it is. If you guys are so curious, I can take off my pants right now and you can measure it.,
fake it until you make. you done fucked up
That's the source of my frustration. All the girls said that it was small, they said its smaller than they've ever had.
None of them believed me
They weren't niggers or coal burners or anything
And this kids, is why we don't go out with normies.
That's because they're retarded and the phone is measured diagonally, not on the side, lol
They were all joking anon.
You missed it. It is ok though, I understand your frustration.
The guys were lying to impress the girl.
This is normie 101
>tfw my dick is like 1 or 2 inches flaccid and hard varies but is usually around 6-7 inches
It's pretty cool utility wise and I guess there's no hard(kek) limit on how long my dick can be, but it'd still be pretty embarrassing for a girl to see my little slug.