>tfw mom always told me that black socks were for old men
>tfw only have white socks
>tfw look like a little kid with autism around all the other college students with dark socks
F-fuck you, mom.
>not wearing socks with shorts
nigger what the fuck are you doing?
>mfw I show up to work in black and blue thermal socks with a gaudy ass aboriginal-looking pattern
I also have a pair that's bright green and dark green striped.
>Caring about people's socks
>Caring about what other people think about your socks.
This is what makes you a little kid with autism.
>wearing any form of shorts in public
unless you're fit then you amplify the amount of autism you give off
just wear socks that match your shoes. If you have white shoes, wear white socks. If you have black shoes, wear black socks. If you have boots, wear boat socks.
And wear ankle socks if you are wearing shorts normal socks if you have on long pants.
If you have boots on, disregard the last portion about ankle socks.