>you all spend all day obsessing over 9/10 girls who pretend to be "quirky" and "fembots"
>when 5/10 actual aspie fembot Erica comes you shun her by pointing out every flaw and refuse to accept her
This is why you don't have a girlfriend.
I would accept her in an instant if she was into the same things I was.
>implying i care what you, or whoeverthewhore, wants
You made this conversation about me. Therefore, I am talking about me and why I shun her.
Don't like it? Then make a thread solely about whoeverthewhore and try to get it to stand on its own merits.
>Protip: you can't.
I wish she was my little sister. I want to see her be happy and watch over her to put her in the right direction.
A lot of girls used to initiate conversations with me as a joke. Thankfully, I'm naturally distrustful of people, so I never went so far along with them as to be laughed at in some wide, open place with a lot of spectators or something.
please stop forcing this meme. it will end the same way as with the one whore: she comes here shitposting "bahhh I'm so ugly just like eggman XD" then "stop hitting on me boys, oh so lonely :(((" then she sends her chaddest orbiter dozens of degrading pics and he posts them here for the lulz.
kill yourselves. leave Erica alone she's 15
>tfw I thought girls always asked me out as a joke
>turns out several of them were serious
>now too much of a loser for girls to even pretend to do it
feels bad being a fucking sperger
I would watch a sitcom starring these three. It'd reflect on modern living.
Donatello would be an aspie going on omegle everyday to make girlfriends but ultimately fails each and every time, he resorts to takin' out his ween on cam to redeem himself.
Eggman's portion will be about his adventures as a rising podcast star and dealing with his newfound fame. Each episode has a character mistake him for "Toby Reynolds", a school shooter.
Erica's story will be set in some lame high school and be full of catty bitches, meanwhile lots of guys at school are orbiting her and she doesn't care. One episode has a robot classmate committing suicide in front of her, only for her to not notice as she's too busy texting on her phone.
Each episode will end with the three of them in a skype call reflecting on their adventures during the day. Finally, once all is said and done, the camera zooms in on Eggman's face as he cries, "Eggscellent!"
Goddamn it, now I need to jerk off again.
I have always fantasized about "owning" a woman. Like, in the literal sense. She has no rights. She has to do whatever I want, whatever whim I have. Most of it is forced sex.
>tfw no woman actually wants this
>I hav a gf heh
fuck off faggot.
>/r9k/ is so deluded that a skinny girl with big, colored eyes and feminine features is 5/10
That's the real reason none of you have girlfriends. Lower your standards; you're not here because you're attractive and charming, fyi.
This, I'm so afraid of being used as a beta orbiter...
I had one girl fake-like me so much for attention she nearly kissed me but turned away right at the end. I was just like what is the fucking point? Why? Why do you need attention so badly that you would fuck with someone like that? I pretty much reject any female interaction now due to that one fucking bitch. I will never put myself out there again. If you're a robot, the story always plays out the same way.
You can lower your standards without inflating your beauty ratings, just date people you rate lower.
Fembots are not real. That ugly bitch is getting offers from r9Chads left and right. She doesn't even care about us. She's only using you all for attention, and you're falling for it. She doesn't care whether or not you suffer aa a result. She is only concerned with herself. I'll kill her. I'll tear her apart piece by piece and consume her flesh.
Ericas pretty stupid in general but she's like incredibly good at math and statistics, she's also insane in the fact that she has a collection of profiles on most r9komegle people
WHO IS ERICA, ARE THERE VIDEOS OF HER TALKING?
WHERE DO I MEET AND GREET HER?