>you all spend all day obsessing over 9/10 girls who pretend

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>>26255519

I would accept her in an instant if she was into the same things I was.

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>>26255559

But, she never is. So she doesn't matter.

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>>26255559
>implying I would trust Erica in your hands

no female has ever initiated conversation with me

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>>26255599
>implying i care what you, or whoeverthewhore, wants
You made this conversation about me. Therefore, I am talking about me and why I shun her.

Don't like it? Then make a thread solely about whoeverthewhore and try to get it to stand on its own merits.

>Protip: you can't.

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>not another one of these
oc

how many times do I have to say it? she is so pretty it hurts.

I wish my Erica would realize how much I miss her.

hi erica u shambled fuck get off r9k

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I wish she was my little sister. I want to see her be happy and watch over her to put her in the right direction.

>tfw can't remember if I talked to Erica or Elisabeth
post pictures please. I think her name was Elissa on Skype but I can't remember

>>26255604

A lot of girls used to initiate conversations with me as a joke. Thankfully, I'm naturally distrustful of people, so I never went so far along with them as to be laughed at in some wide, open place with a lot of spectators or something.

Fuck women.

>>26255519
please stop forcing this meme. it will end the same way as with the one whore: she comes here shitposting "bahhh I'm so ugly just like eggman XD" then "stop hitting on me boys, oh so lonely :(((" then she sends her chaddest orbiter dozens of degrading pics and he posts them here for the lulz.

>>26255519
Am I supposed to know who Erica is?

I want to cum on her face.

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>>26255746
>>26255711
kill yourselves. leave Erica alone she's 15

>>26255736
>tfw I thought girls always asked me out as a joke
>turns out several of them were serious
>now too much of a loser for girls to even pretend to do it
feels bad being a fucking sperger

>>26255642
I would watch a sitcom starring these three. It'd reflect on modern living.

Donatello would be an aspie going on omegle everyday to make girlfriends but ultimately fails each and every time, he resorts to takin' out his ween on cam to redeem himself.

Eggman's portion will be about his adventures as a rising podcast star and dealing with his newfound fame. Each episode has a character mistake him for "Toby Reynolds", a school shooter.

Erica's story will be set in some lame high school and be full of catty bitches, meanwhile lots of guys at school are orbiting her and she doesn't care. One episode has a robot classmate committing suicide in front of her, only for her to not notice as she's too busy texting on her phone.

Each episode will end with the three of them in a skype call reflecting on their adventures during the day. Finally, once all is said and done, the camera zooms in on Eggman's face as he cries, "Eggscellent!"

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>>26255559
>>26255598
>>26255641

Goddamn it, now I need to jerk off again.

>>26255519
>actual aspie
How do you know? Are you her doctor?

>>26255795
t. erica

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>>26255809
I would watch that shit religiously

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I have always fantasized about "owning" a woman. Like, in the literal sense. She has no rights. She has to do whatever I want, whatever whim I have. Most of it is forced sex.

>tfw no woman actually wants this

>>26255519
>5/10 actual aspie fembot Erica comes
Implying I have ever been approached by a female, ever. Kill yourself desu senpai.

But I do have a gf and she's from here.

Erica is trashtier.

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>>26255934
>Erica
>trashtier
>I hav a gf heh

fuck off faggot.

>>26255968
I may be a faggot but at least I'm not orbiting a little girl with nothing going on but mosquito bites.

>/r9k/ is so deluded that a skinny girl with big, colored eyes and feminine features is 5/10

That's the real reason none of you have girlfriends. Lower your standards; you're not here because you're attractive and charming, fyi.

>>26255998
implying dfc isn't top tier

>>26255519
I just need 9/10 dont really care about fembot stuff, i mean she can be damaged but only to an extent i can fix.

>>26255736
This, I'm so afraid of being used as a beta orbiter...

I had one girl fake-like me so much for attention she nearly kissed me but turned away right at the end. I was just like what is the fucking point? Why? Why do you need attention so badly that you would fuck with someone like that? I pretty much reject any female interaction now due to that one fucking bitch. I will never put myself out there again. If you're a robot, the story always plays out the same way.

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>>26255999
You can lower your standards without inflating your beauty ratings, just date people you rate lower.

>>26255999
Erica is literally the definition of average. If she's not 5/10 what is she?

>>26256139
if she is average where the FUCK is my average gf??

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Fembots are not real. That ugly bitch is getting offers from r9Chads left and right. She doesn't even care about us. She's only using you all for attention, and you're falling for it. She doesn't care whether or not you suffer aa a result. She is only concerned with herself. I'll kill her. I'll tear her apart piece by piece and consume her flesh.

>>26255519
>implying I don't find 5/10s attractive while being at best 5/10.

Oh come on m8.

Who is erica?

please link her video with eggy.

>>26255519
I want to rape her and choke her to death afterwards. She just has this retarded look on her face. You can practically tell that she has a sub 100 IQ.

>>26255642
Eggman doesn't look bad there Tbh

>>26256345
Ericas pretty stupid in general but she's like incredibly good at math and statistics, she's also insane in the fact that she has a collection of profiles on most r9komegle people

>>26256403
>statistics
>real math
Lol
Fuck off Erica. Consider suicide.

>>26256403
Who is she? She is very cute.

>>26256403
>One of the rare times I ever went into the 4chan room
>Erica comes in shortly after cams up and just starts slicing her arms up

What a fucking mental patient.

>>26256453
WHy didn't you save pics of this you homo liar?

>>26256403
>t. erica

>>26256453
it's pretty hot desu

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WHO IS ERICA, ARE THERE VIDEOS OF HER TALKING?

WHERE DO I MEET AND GREET HER?