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>A couple of normies are out hiking in...
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>A couple of normies are out hiking in the woods.
>After a long tiring day, they decide to try out one of the local camp sites and make themselves some dinner. The first normie is particularly eager to cook some steaks on the new portable grill his dad bought him.
>It's getting dark now, so the normies take a look at their map and figure out where the nearest site is.
>Luckily, the nearest one is only about a 20 minute hike from them, just off a path called Blackberry Way.
>After getting lost a couple of times, they finally get to Blackberry Way exhausted and starving.
>They make their way over to the cooking station which is just off the path and, to their amazement, the place is full of neckbeards from /r9k/, many holding bunches of flowers, boxes of chocolate, or, even more bizarrely, plates of hotpockets.
>They all seem to be confused and waiting for something, so the normies go up to one of the robots, a particularly overweight specimen carrying a bunch of roses, and ask him why have all these men come to Blackberry Way and what are the flowers for?
>The robot looks at him for a second, then points at a sign indicating the cook site.
>It says 'Grill here, by the Way'.
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Hey! Don't think you wagecucks are safe tonight! You there, what do you do for a living, sir? Never mind, I'll tell you: you pay my rent!

I'm just messing with you, wagey. Sit back and enjoy the show, you'll be back at work again soon enough.
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Fuck that was actually pretty funny anon.
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>>26255539
>you pay my rent!

I don't remember ever paying anyone else's rent.
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stay golden, neet bro
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>>26255539
I can spare $50 a month for your shitty cockroach-infested Section 8 housing. You're obviously mentally handicapped and wouldn't have a rough over your head otherwise. Rather have you tucked in to your rat-infested shithole than bugging me for money when I'm going to lunch at Five Guys or some other nice-ish restaurant (which I can afford to do as often as I want because I'm not mentally deficient).
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>Did you hear about the wagecuck who found a watch on the subway?
That's the closest thing to free time he's ever had!

>What's the difference between a date and a robot?
Girls never pay money for one, whereas they never even pay attention to the other.

>Why couldn't the wagecuck's wife give him an erection?
Only Mr Shekkelstein decides when he gets a raise.
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>>26255884
>>Why couldn't the wagecuck's wife give him an erection?
>Only Mr Shekkelstein decides when he gets a raise.

That was a good one NEET
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>>26255778
You must not remember paying your taxes...
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>>26255919

But I don't pay taxes.
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>How do you get a wagecuck onto a bus?
Start paying him enough for bus fare.

>A wagecuck walks into a bar...
A NEET says to him "I'll have a vodka and coke, please."

>How else do you get a wagecuck onto a bus?
Don't hold him back when he jumps in front of it.
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>>26255453
/dumb/ here
i dont get it
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Want to hear the one about the NEET, wagecuck and janny?

>A NEET, a wagecuck and a 4chan janitor are at a funfair where they come across a shady looking man at a stall.
>He tells the NEET that if he buys a ticket and is able to last five minutes out back with the man's vicious rottweiler, he'll win a thousand dollars. The NEET is no fool though and declines the offer. He then watches his wagecuck friend buy a ticket, then vanish round back with the stall owner. After ten seconds or so he runs out screaming, with his clothes torn, covered in bite marks. The NEET and the wagecuck hastily leave the funfair.
>After a few days they haven't heard anything from their janny friend so decide to go back to the funfair to find out what happened to him. They come across the same stall owner and ask him if janny managed to complete the challenge, to which he tells them that sadly the he was torn to shreds by the rottweiler.
>The NEET laments that it simply wasn't worth it for a mere thousand dollars. The wagecuck is taken aback by this and says to the stall owner, "A thousand dollars?! You were only going to give me twenty bucks!" The man replies, "Well that's more than I offered the other guy - he did it for free!"
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>>26255919
>>26255941
This, I get paid $35 under the table so you NEET bastards don't get a cent of what I make.
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>>26256041
>Want to hear the one about the NEET, wagecuck and janny?

No, because we heard it earlier and you are recycling shit material.
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>>26255884

>Why couldn't the wagecuck's wife give him an erection?

>Only Mr Shekkelstein decides when he gets a raise.
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>>26255884
TOP KEK WAGEKES ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>26255453
this is a very goooood story :^)
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>>26255884

First one is absolute fucking gold. I see you took heed to my feedback yesterday.
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