Dante was the true first robot !!!

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Dante was the true first robot !!! 2016-02-04 20:38:57 Post No. 26252658
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Dante was the true first robot !!! Anonymous 2016-02-04 20:38:57 Post No. 26252658 [Report]

Dante Alighieri was the first robot ever to put his thoughts into words, before boards before forums, he did it

Learn from the true master

go out there and read about how he faints every fucking time and he doesn't have the balls to speak to his oneitis

Anonymous 2016-02-04 20:43:28 Post No.26252733
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 20:43:28 Post No.26252733 [Report]

self bump familia

come on faggots

Anonymous 2016-02-04 20:54:33 Post No.26252911
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 20:54:33 Post No.26252911 [Report]

>>26252658
He was the ultimate self insert

Anonymous 2016-02-04 20:55:11 Post No.26252917
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>>26252733
Dante's inferno? Patrician taste tbqh

Anonymous 2016-02-04 20:57:41 Post No.26252963
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>>26252917
it's not about taste

he was a true beta faggot

Anonymous 2016-02-04 21:57:06 Post No.26254101
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He was indeed the first, and perhaps the greatest of all robots. He first met oneitis when they were both children. Then he spent years of his adult life fucking about in the streets of Florence just hoping for a chance encounter. When it finally did happen, the second and last time they would meet, he considered it one of the high points of his entire life.

Anonymous 2016-02-04 22:01:52 Post No.26254195
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 22:01:52 Post No.26254195 [Report]

>>26252658
The anchor of all robots

Anonymous 2016-02-04 22:03:29 Post No.26254221
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 22:03:29 Post No.26254221 [Report]

Yeah but the mayne went down to the deepest bowels of hell with his bro, thats quite an adventure.

What adventures do robots have now? Sitting around fapping to animes?

Anonymous 2016-02-04 22:04:37 Post No.26254243
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 22:04:37 Post No.26254243 [Report]

>>26254195
*ancestor

Anonymous 2016-02-04 22:05:43 Post No.26254266
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>>26254221
That was just a bad trip on acid

Anonymous 2016-02-04 22:06:09 Post No.26254274
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 22:06:09 Post No.26254274 [Report]

Back then it was actually considered a flattering form of love to stalk a girl and never talk to her. It was seen as endearing and compassionate that a man would devote his love to a woman that didn't know him

Anonymous 2016-02-04 22:23:19 Post No.26254545
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>He had a decoy oneitis so that his true one would never know

Truly a man above his time.

Anonymous 2016-02-04 22:24:44 Post No.26254581
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>>26254101
>he considered it one of the high points of his entire life
Can you imagine being his wife and kids?

Imagine being second to some dead bitch whom he never really knew

Anonymous 2016-02-04 22:43:46 Post No.26254919
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>>26254274
how times change

>>26254545
>Truly a man above his time.

indeed

>Imagine being second to some dead bitch whom he never really knew

such a ruse master

Anonymous 2016-02-04 22:45:34 Post No.26254953
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>>26254221

It was an imaginary trip. non of that shit happened.

i go on adventures to everyday on r9k threads, you don't hear me write a book about it (sad adventures of women hate and depression, nonetheless adventures )

Anonymous 2016-02-04 23:05:21 Post No.26255287
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 23:05:21 Post No.26255287 [Report]

>>26252658
Yeah he was an incredible beta autist who made up tons of fan fiction about a girl he never even said more than like 5 words to in total.

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