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>write "tfw no" on all of mom's...
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>write "tfw no" on all of mom's gluten free products
>get yelled at
>put minute amounts of wheat flour in them
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what was the joke mate?
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>>26251457
Your mother is immature. Yes it's hard but you need to be able to take a joke. You did good putting flour in them.
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>>26251482
The first joke was that all gluten free products have a label that says (GF) on them.
The second joke is that my mother's crying in the bathroom because of how painful it is to poop for her now.
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>>26251534
This is golden.
Totally super original comment
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>>26251457
That's great :) I live alone so I can't mess with people like that :( I kind of wish I had someone here from time to time :p we could do all sorth of fun things )
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>mom buys glass bottle of Grapeseed oil
>take exacto knife
>peel away most of the bottle
>it just says "rape" now
>she gets angry because there was a recipe she wanted on the sticker
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>>26251482
>what was the joke mate?
your life
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>April fool's coming
>Take bong nuclear warning message video
https://youtu.be/rcJCLf-Uv74?t=70
>Put that in a USB stick and connect to TV
>Hide behind curtains and wait for people to wake up
>Press play as mom walks downstairs
>She looks at it then turns the TV off
>I turn it back on from my hiding place as if it happened automatically in the first place
>She stares for a while then goes upstairs
>Tries to call someone
>I had unplugged the main house phone hub beforehand
>She's crying and wakes up my sister to hide
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>>26251865
You are a massive asshole
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>>26251865
Perfect.

Once, I called my mom, screamed something unintelligible as gunfire sound effects played in the background, and stayed out for the weekend.
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>>26251865
>She goes to wake your sister but is unconcerned about you
Damn bro.
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