How do I get over that feel when no qt gf?

Usual method involves putting your hand on your penis and moving it up and down until white goo comes out. Offsets tfwnogf for about 5-6 hours

>>26251022
Become asexual

originale

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>>26251177
but how? when qts gonna qt.

>>26251232
Just ignore the qtness

>tfw no Barbara Palvin qt pie

why live

Batsmurtation

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>>26251347
how have you managed that?
>>26251405
I ask myself this question every time I wake up before I even get out of bed. Finally I get bored and get up to look at Barbara gifs.

Play every single mega man game there is (except the soccer one it sucks balls). It has a deep plot, excellent character designs with some cool personalities and a fantastic gameplay. I still have more than 25 games to play but now I dont feel worthless, suicidal or lonely (aka tfw no gf) Trust me, mega man is the salvation for lonely robots. Mega man is love, mega man is life

Most guys will never have a QT gf

Get yourself an easy practice gf

Gain confidence

Work your way up
Maybe fuck one of her qt friends behind her back at a party or some bring

>>26251750
Finally someone understands the beauty of mega man

/r9k/ turned me completely off women. I can no longer consider them to be anything but vile snake creatures hiding under human skin.
tfw no qt trap gf though

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is this the most qt a girl can be? i think so.

>>26252138
Looks too cookie cutter, generic baby face. Perfect qts always have something unique about their faces that gives them the edge

Start by growing up.

>>26252241
>the grown up thing to do is to be unphased by loneliness

I love the "grow up" meme, you can support literally any viewpoint by telling people to "grow up"

>>26251022

Try putting a girl into your bed for the full weekend. You will be relaxed and tired as if you had run a marathon for the rest of the month.

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>>26252181
you mean cutie cutter
>>26252241
>growing up
and then do what?

>walk into shop
>qt buying a sandwich in front me in line
>short, really cute, dressed like a business woman
>honestly cannot fucking tell what age she is, she could be 18 or she could be 29
>I'm confident and not autistic for a while
>she looks back once or twice
>she disappears
>I make my way to the counter
>she appears out of nowhere
>I look a bit surprised and walk around a shelf to join the join the queue behind her
>she buys her stuff
>her face was pointing down and her eyes look up at me and she says thank you
>so fucking cute

I don't even know why I'm telling this story. I was just kind of taken aback by her, she was really cute. Its so hard to clarify if someone is attracted to you or if they feel awkward around you. I know that since I post here it's almost certainly the latter, but man it just felt like there was a connection. Maybe /r9k/ isn't the best place to ask for advice, in fact its probably by far the worst, but if something like that happens again, how do I approach her? I thought about just straight up asking her for her number but that seems pretty autistic.

>>26252322
>the grown up thing to do is to be unphased by loneliness

Exactly. Your point being ?

>>26251022
Become a qt and get the qt.
Weight lift till you make it buddy.

>>26252850
Asking advice here is not a good idea. Normalfag who can handle these kind of situation wont post a reply.

I see so many qt at uni, and I would too like to know how to speak to them.

>>26252850

I wouldn't approach her. It is too violent and you need very high social skills to keep the thing moving.

>>26252850

If you see her again, tell her hi, and let's see what happens

>>26252975
the grown up thing to do is procreate.
Grow up and seed a woman or die you useless sack.
(im a useless sack)

>>26252138
>5'9

Too tall. Had she been 5'4 she would have been perfect.

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>>26253349
I know Karlie is a giraffe but there is no way Barbi is 5'9. She's perfect.

You dont

Or

You sublimate your desire for pussy to desire for cock, or boipussy,or both

>>26253367
Look it up fool. Also don't be surprised if she ever decides to become a coal burner.

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>>26253402
She was reported at 5'6 before she was famous, and now every model towers her as fuck. She's average height ok? Stop pretending my qt waifu is tall. Even Justin "manlet" Bieber towers her in photographs.

>>26253482
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Palvin

>Height 1.75 m (5 ft 9 in)

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>>26253509
The average height of a female head is 22 inches
>http://www.refinery29.com/average-head-size
Karlie is a big girl and we can safely claim that her head size is bounded below by 22 inches. We're taking into account that Barbara is tilting her head in the picture >>26253367
. I think giving Barbara half of Karlie's head here, 11 inches, is very generous.
It is also hard to see if Karlie is wearing heels, but Barbara does indeed, and in the worst case, Karlie will be wearing heels 3 inches taller than Barbara. This puts Karlie at a 8 inches of an advantage. I think my estimates are very generous (making Barbara seem tall), but we can discuss this. Their reported heights differ by 4 inches. If Karlie really is 6'1", and let us assume that "they" (whoever they are) are lowering her height by 2 inches to avoid people thinking she's a giraffe, then Barbara should be at least 6 inches shorter, which puts her at 5'7", only slightly above the perfect qt height.

>>26253797
5'8" is the perfect female height you pleb

long delicious legs while still generally being able to have a nice ass and tits

>>26253797
>all this autism

Fuck it I'm done here.

>>26253857
>while still generally being able to have a nice ass and tits

Except this girl doesn't have that. Not awful but not great either.

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>>26253899
>this girl
you're not talking about Barbara, right? it is common knowledge in waifuist circles that Barbara has a great ass and hips.

>>26253876
>Fuck it I'm done here.
so where are you gonna go?

>>26253949
>so where are you gonna go?

On /b/ to post a cuck thread about how Barbara Palvin should get blacked.

>>26251022
YOU GET FIT START LIFTING RIGHT NOW AND ROLL IN THE PUSSIES IN 6 MONTHS TO A YEAR YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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>>26254043
>/b/
That's cool, I'm never there. But link it here any way.
>>26254078
Dude I want a qt Barbara tier gf. I have sex now and then, they're not Barbaras though.

>>26252850
don't try approaching until your charisma lvl. is quite high.

>>26254122
How about a thread or posts on she should be blacked here instead?

>>26253095
being fit will get you nothing but bros. It can't help you succeed in anything, if you are confident to start out with it could help I guess, but if you start out a robot, getting a good body will not help too much.

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>>26254235
I don't check other threads, you'll have to link it. I hang out on patrician forums, I just come here to spread the Barbara pictures so you guys feel happier :3

>>26254278
Someone needs to shoop that tattoo into a queen of spades tattoo.

>>26254278
there is a black guy in the background

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>>26251022
In due time.

I don't know if it's just the fact of you getting older, and getting used to it. Or you maturing and your hormones calming down.

I compare it to masturbating, the younger I was, the more I enjoyed masturbating and the more frequent I'd do it. Now, the older I get, the less I do it, and the less I enjoy it.

If you're a loner type anyways, you'll eventually get used to being alone and even seek it out.

>>26254387
You think she fucked him?

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>>26254417
Barbara is not a slut.

>>26254448
She will follow in Chloe Moertz footsteps. Just you wait and see.

>>26254254
You get confidence from looking at yourself in the mirror. The better you feel about your body the more others will too.
You need to feel comfortable oh your body so you can be more comfortable around others. Swype key board wanted to replace others with orgies, but I would let em.

>>26251022
Its easy but a long process, find small steps to improve yourself and your self confidante will improve over time.
So not stick to bullshit your comfortable with, broaden your horizon.
That feeling you have is not derived from the lack of access to a fresh wet twat. It is from not feeling accepted or accomplished in life.

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Why is waifuism so exciting, bros? I started off in this business 20 years ago, I just didn't call it waifuism and internet wasn't available/as developed, so I just kept a notebook where I glued pictures of cute girls that i cut out of magazines/newspapers as a 6 year old.
>>26254555
She is 5 years older than Chloe, silly :D

>>26252138
Pretty close!

That shiny down jacket adds a few points for me too.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV60wRb6mFk

JUST

>>26253095
Already did...still terrified of approaching women.