How often do you shower? Do you shower before bed or after waking up?
>Showering before bed
>Thinking you're clean after 9h in your bed
Wtf ?
Usually when I wake up before work or if I go somewhere I'm going to be for a few hours.
>>26249903
I only shower at night if I know I will get fuck all for sleep and be too tired to wake up early enough to shower.
>>26249903
Where do you sleep? In the garbage can?
after waking up, obviously. im not a fucking animal
>>26250012
>thinking your body doesn't produce fluids when you sleep.
You filthy animal.
I shower at night. I can't wake up early enough to shower in the morning.
>>26249865
every day after I wake up
also taking bubble bath few times a week like a true manchild I am
feels good
like once a week once the smell of sweat around my genitals has built up enough of a musk, it'll be after waking up and masturbating
if i havent already taken a shit i'll dig around inside my asshole to see if I cant pick out any pieces of shit and if I do I toss them into the toilet. Theres nothing worse than having to shit right after you shower, especially if you have a hairy ass like I do.
I dont like taking showers, I take baths when I leave the house, which is only about once every two months
>tfw smell of onions
ONE STINKY DINKY AHH AHH AHH
pure kino
>>26249903
You think you're cleaner after 9 hours of being awake than after 9 hours of being in bed?
>>26250289
No but I don't smell like shit in front of others people.
>>26250258
>one stinky dinky.jpg
>holding up two fingers
What did he meme by this?
>>26250306
>being around other humans
Normie confirmed.
>>26249865
I usually do both.
>>26250306
You don't magically start smelling like shit after 9 hours of doing nothing. Humans don't work that way
>>26250479
you constantly produce sweat you actual moron
>>26250479
>My body cease to fonction when i'm asleep
How old are you ?
Washington before going to bed is like washing your teeth before going to bed and not the morning.
You smell like shit.
>shower when I wake up
>shower when I get home from work
>shower before going to bed
If you shower any less than this you're fucking disgusting and should consider suicide
>>26250486
That doesn't mean you stink of shit after 9 hours you fuck
>>26250651
Washing* wtf autocorrect
>not showering every 6 hours and washing your teeth 4 times a day
Fucking plebs
>>26250670
>not washingtoning every 6 hours
>showerhahahahahahahahahaha
>>26250660
Rip your skin. I hope lather ur skin with baby lotion.
>>26250651
>>26250651
>washing your teeth before going to bed and not the morning
>not doing both
enjoy your tooth decay
>>26250752
>washing your teeth
>not brushing them
enjoy YOUR tooth decay
>>26249865
Once a day. Sometimes I can't be arsed, but then I remember how much I hate smelly people and don't want to be one of them, that usually gives me all the motivation I need.
>>26249865
>How often do you shower?
I try to shower once per day.
More often I'll just shower every second day (now that it's winter it's not really necessary to shower every day)
> Do you shower before bed or after waking up?
After waking up, always.
At night I'm way too tired to do it and my hair get messed up if I sleep with moist hair.
>>26250804
>my hair get messed up if I sleep with moist hair
Its called a comb/hairbrush. I shower before bed because I hate having to go to work with moist hair
twice a week I guess
Morning showers here. My hair is really fine, and if I sleep on it, the natural oils and stuff make it so I look like the ancient aliens guy when I wake up, and there's no amount of combing, brushing, or product that will get it under control unless it's freshly washed.
I also just feel really sweaty and gross by mid-day if I shower the night before.