>tfw you fell for the California meme.

>>26249271
care to elaborate regarding said meme?

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>>26249376
>Come to Cali bro it's great!

>Everything is expensive as fuck
>Sales tax 9.25%
>EVERYONE is Chad or Stacy
>Too fucking hot
>Too much traffic
>Everyone is mean.

>>26249434
i know that feel. I'm in /916/ people are mean and its fucking hot

>tfw attending the literal Stacy university
At least I'm not in c-cuckifornia r-right? H-heh...

>California meme
I have never heard a good thing said about California here.

How could you fall for that California meme?


it's the poorest state in the country
http://www.truth-out.org/news/item/27031-california-the-golden-state-is-actually-the-poorest-of-all

and it's majority subhuman
http://thinkprogress.org/immigration/2013/07/01/2238421/california-latinos-equal-white-population/


too hot, no water, no middle class, no humans, high taxes for the same shit services the rest of the country gets for less. shit state.

>>26249271
The people who said California was great were the people you are wanting to avoid.

If you're okay with more degenerates but less chads then move to Washington or Oregon. It should be cooler and have less traffic. Probably about 1000% times more water too.

>>26249602
but i like pumping my own gas

>>26249271

>find very white city/states not located in the south.
>live in those
>Des Moines = perfect city

>>26249434
who ever said that? What robot would ever go to California? It's the normie capital of the world.

My girlfriends mom is loaded and lives right on the beach outside of LA county, I love going to visit out there but I'd be miserable if I was broke. There's a lot of homeless there for a reason

>>26249483
Kek /714/ here, people rage so hard on the road. Its funny to fuck with them

>>26250360
Long Beach?

Always nice to visit and stay near the beach


Anyways /310/ reporting in

>tfw moving to california next year
>tfw still excited

any berkeley bros here?

>>26249271
>living in California
>ever
Fuck. I live in the OC and its fucking expensive as shit. Sure it looks nice but I'm poor as fuck.

>>26249271
>shorts and flip flops year round
>snowy mountains for boarding 1 hour away
>beautiful beaches for surfing 1 hour away
>multicultural LA 1 hour away
>open deserts for motox 1 hour away
>best weed in the world

I love living in Southern California. If you befriend the vatos everything is good

>>26249271
Just move further north

You might get a little ridiculed
But in a year
The rain and fog and gry sky and turbid water of the northwest is good for frogskin.

>>26249271
how u ended up there?
it's literally Chadtown

>>26249434
Go to Alaska.
>Property tax 44$
>free money
>alone
>make a farm
>I do trees and sheep

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>>26249434
Pic related. My sheepies

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>>26251342
Do you have "fun" with them?

>>26251370
They are 2 pure desu

>>26251386
The old females are avoided by the alpha males once they become old.
You would be only doing them a favor getting them off during heat.

>>26250624
Berkeley here. Honestly I love this place but I don't know about Southern California it's way too hot down there

>>26251342
Can you tell us how you did it? I sometimes think about being a sheep farmer late at night.

>>26250624
east bay, shitty small town here

berkeley is one of the best cities in the state

south bay, it's fucking great here. I never go outside and I have fast as fuck internet.

>>26250603
/310/ BROOOOO WASSUP

Why would you do that? Wyoming is the most wizardry state in America. You should have gone there.

Just left California, feels good meng

>>26251831

To where?

>>26251567
I went to the military and came back with a few dollars and set up a double wide on 15 acres.

>>26249271

>tfw live all the way in Ireland
>tfw poor as fuck

It'd be great if I had a qt American gf who loved my culture or whatever but I live at home with my parents in a shithole estate. I was talling to this qt girl online and she lived near Seattle, we talked about meeting up but I was too much of a poorfag and she ended up showing her true colours after a while. I hate her but I still dream of moving there and finding a qt Chicana/Mexican gf.

>>26249434
I thought those things were common knowledge? California itself is great, but the government sucks and the people are either your kind of people or they aren't.

>>26251284
What's the internet like?

>>26253498
It's satellite which is alright about 4mb/s.
Hardly any taxes and I make quite a bit 120k on a harvest every 2 years. If you like only using one internet device at a time and being comfy, go to Alaska.

>>26253860
Harverst what?

>>26253498
The military was also really easy compared to what the movies say. You Learn innawoods skills and then go party with people who actually care about you for a few months and once you're gone you have tons of military benefits.

>>26252521
California is terrible all around
Go to Texas or Southern Florida if you want to find hispsnics

>>26253922
I grow pine and fir trees and one plot of chestnuts. I harvest the nuts every two years and I'm preparing for a pine after 8 with possible payment of 250k for 3 cords(about 30 whole trees) I want more sheepies and land with it.

>>26253937
>>26253937
I heard from alot of sources that you need to navigate recruitment like you need to navigate our healthcare system.
Alot of people need assistance with it or they will get screwed.

>>26251857
Virginia, seems pretty chill so far, and it's definitely cheaper.