>tfw dad is raping my sister in the bathroom right now
>tfw when my sister is raping my dad outside the bathroom right now
>tfw my bathroom is outside raping my brother
>tfw the outside is raping my one-handed with a toilet cleaner right now
>tfw my Cillit Bang is inside raping my one-handed uncle right now
Er, most of them does actually make sense. Either because they are making factual sense. Or because they make metaphorical sense.
So where are the "I'm taking your virginity, mom"?
I wish my dad was raping me in the bathroom right now
This copy pasta is from old /b/ for God's sake