It finally happens.
You met the perfect cutie, she (says she) loves you and is a virgin.
She wants to marry you and give you all the sex and all the love.
She doesn't want to sign a prenup because "it's an insult!"
What do you dooooO!!!????
mozambique drill with silver bullets
talk salt shaker out from pocket and circle myself quickly with it
chant the lords prayer ten times
anoint her mouth and genitals with an equal mix of wood ash and salt
douse her with gasoline and set her alight
fly to mexico
I end the relationship, unless I see high probability of it lasting long-term and trust her to be faithful as I would be. But in that case, the moment she fucks me over, she's dead.
I'm Roman Catholic so my perfect qt wouldn't even believe in divorce being possible. No point in a pre-nup