>be thirty-SEVEN years old. >Saving a pepe to computer.

>>26247339
show us what a 37 year old robot looks like

Ive never even had a crush that's lasted longer than a few months and I am 28.

How do you even maintain a crush that long? I think that's a legit mental disorder, not a crush.

>>26247339
Don't kid yourself anon :p she wouldn't have liked you even if you achieved any of those things :( you are just barely human, the kind of people who always hang at the edge of the definition :)
Not that it matters now that your life is over :( what milestones are there left :( seeing your mom die :( loosing your house and living in government accommodation? It's all downhill from here buddy :p

>>26247339

33 here... nothing to say really.

>>26247339
>>26247373
>>26247413

37,28,33?

I thought r9kers were just under-age angst teens

>>26247432
26 here true robots are over 25

You still like her after all that time? Have you still had continued contact with her, like is she your friend or something, or are you a longtime stranger at this point?

>>26247432
Theres a 50 year old wizard floating about here somewhere, he made a thread but it was ruined by normies being hateful toward him

>>26247371

I don't have a picture. I would post a class photo from 1988 but I don't have a scanner to load it up in.

>>26247432
No, you thought wrong, I am 29.

>>26247339
Post your shriveled up cock old man

OP do you ever call her up sometimes? Like what do you have to lose? It would be funny.

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>>26247456

I'd never even seen a picture of her since the class photo from forth grade. Then I looked her up online, which was hard because she got married to some sports jock and changed her name. Then I found her on facebook but wouldn't dare try to contact her. I just thank god people don't know who visits your facebook so she isn't creeped out.

Probably doesn't even remember me except for that time I farted as I walked past her and she laughed.

>>26247339
Op what are you going to do when your mom dies :( do you even have contact with any other people :p

>>26247494

No it wouldn't. Besides creeping her out, she would look up my name and see all my crazy-seeming posts on conspiracy sites. She might even see my mugshot. Nope.

>>26247516
hey smiley guy would you please fuck off you're everywhere

>>26247507
>Probably doesn't even remember me except for that time I farted as I walked past her and she laughed.

You still remember that one thing after 25+ years?

Jesus christ..........

Who here /teenager/? Turned 19 a couple weeks ago, OP has been alive for almost twice as long as me

>>26247516

I have an unmarried aunt who lives in my grandparents home across the country. I guess I'd sell this house and move in with her. I really rather want to move to a state where pot is legal and just stone myself into oblivion.

Hey! Remember me from 4th grade? No? Are you sure, I farted while walking past you. Oh no? Well I think you are looking pretty in your recent pictures. How about those wild 20s? Yeah I am glad you dumped that one guy. You are aging just like I thought you would. Anyways, bye, still love you!

>>26247552
That is not weird. I remember more detailed things than that. From longer than 25 years, I bet you will too.

>tfw in college
>still regularly masturbating to pics of crushes I had in highschool and middle school
I often wonder if I'll be fapping to those pics and memories forever.
I'd probably do it to the ones from elementary school if I could find any of them.

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>>26247636

Wtf. OP here. We are talking about two different things. Do you even know the difference between a crush and lust?

>>26247539
damn, you are really pretty just anon, you must be lonely. Have you ever had a girlfriend? Any friends?

>>26247339
Balding is literally the worst

It's like gods way of forcing you to give up

I want to hug you op, with my belly-long hair.
And i'm a male.

>>26247689
Some people do not, in fact my therapist told me what you have OP and what I have is actually not a crush but a disorder. It is when the love map in your brain gets messed up. The fact we can remember and think about girls intensely from like more than two decades ago is not normal, especially if they barely talked to us, that is apparently not a crush but a problem in our brains. First the love map can work properly, then your own brain will form something like a tulpa and psychosis in later years.

>>26247756

I just wonder what might have been. That's what gets me. What if I had been in Gifted class like she was. What if we went to high school together, would she still like me? I don't think I have a disorder so much as crushing regrets (no pun intended).

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28 yr old kv NEET here.
Each passing day makes life more miserable, and the chances and will to come out of the mess decrease. I wasted my whole life believing I could do something tomorrow, or maybe next week or maybe next month, but in the end I was just lying to myself.
I see all the people who were in my class, they're doing pretty well, some are working, some have a kid, some are getting married, and I can't help but look at their Facebook profiles and get jealous, jealous beyond belief that it could have been me, I could have had fun too. Their lives kept on going but mine stopped after highschool. I did nothing after highschool, nothing happened to me ever since.

My advice to you younglings, though I'm not too old myself but I fucked up a fair bit, so my advice to you is, don't sit at home. Go out for a walk, maybe help your father fix the car, or even open up a lemonade stand for fucks sake, but don't let the day go by unmemorable. Unmemorable days go by like a leaking tap. You won't know when a year goes by when you sit at home.

I'll be going to the local community college to this year if they take me in, maybe I can fix all this mess. The damage to the brain has been done from brainless media consumption and idleness, but I might be able to make it.
Good luck to you all

>>26247786
But thats the thing dude, she never liked you just because you farted she doesnt even know who the fuck you are.

>>26247507

> I just thank god people don't know who visits your facebook so she isn't creeped out.

Anon, I don't want to scare you or anything, but there's something you should know..

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>>26247825

Nice try, dickhead.

>>26247851
google 'facebook tracker app'

>>26247938

Fake. There is a Google extension thing, but that doesn't work unless you BOTH have the app downloaded.

OP why do you think she fell in love with you because you farted in 4th grade and remembers you 30 years later?

Do you have magic fart powers?

>>26248002

I hardly believe she's in love with me you mouth-breathing dog fucker.

>>26248014
Why would she remember you?

You better fucking call her you fucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBnScNrk13Q

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>>26248034

Well. One time I was standing in front of her desk and she whispered "Hey, tall dark and handsome". It's not 100 percent inconceivable.

>>26248076
I don't think she'd appreciate that in the least, and neither would my nerves.

>>26248122
She said that in 4th grade?

>>26248134

Yes. It made me very happy

>>26248166
Was she joking? Why would she say that if you farted?

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>>26248175

These were two separate events.

>>26248122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBnScNrk13Q

>>26248166
Go get a bull crap job, drink more water, get a hobby, break the cycle that is your life

>>26247578
Do you think she will take you :p how will you handle her death if she does :p
I mean after mommy and the grandparents die she is all you have left isn't she :(

>>26248205
Post that one more time and I'm going to have to upvote you : - )

>>26247432
29 reporting.

>tfw won't become a wizard in a few months

>>26248122

>Well. One time I was standing in front of her desk and she whispered "Hey, tall dark and handsome". It's not 100 percent inconceivable.

For the good of your sanity, let this go. I don't remember all the people I've said random compliments to, so chances are she doesn't either. Especially when you take into account she has much bigger things to worry about like being a fucking doctor, her husband and kids/having kids.

I don't mean to sound harsh but it really is time to let go if that's the only tether you've been holding onto for this whole time.

>>26248277

She symbolizes all my regrets and what-ifs, the bridge between my happy childhood and my disaster of a life. I can't let go of my own sad history, ya dungas..

>>26248310
>I can't let go of my own sad history

yes you can

yes you can do exactly that

>>26248310

You can. You must to survive.

>>26248340
Then what is a soul? Let him keep his soul.

>>26248394
I remember every detail of every memory in my life. Pretending things never happened is ignorant and unhealthy to your own soul.

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>>26248340
Nein! Never!
>>26248394
REEEEEEE

>>26248394
I think it would kill him tho :p not having anything else to cling on would mean falling to the abyss :) he would probably kill himself :)

>>26247814
this.
sitting at home and doing nothing is the worst thing you can do.

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>>26247814
you can do it anon


originaleeee

>>26248398
/r9k/ soul is no soul

>>26248530

I'm chronically ill.

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>>26247814

Listen up, 32 is the new 21. Our generation has the longest childhood in history, we are privileged to be able to fuck around for the majority of our 20s. You are 28, in the great scheme of things that is nothing. You are still a baby in terms of life experience and you still have much more to come. Please stop acting like your life is older because you allow some arbitrary thing like age define how you live your life.

Think if you really actually wanted to do the things you are worried you have missed out on. 9/10 you will realise you didn't want to, or had no inclination to do the things you are upset about not doing, so why beat yourself up about it? You're just punishing yourself for being you.

If you happen to feel like you did want to do that stuff, then there's literally nothing stopping you from doing that now.

I hope this helps.

>>26247432
speak for yourself kid

>>26248644
yes, i guess there are some people who can't just simply go outside. but then you should try looking for other ways to make your day valuable. to make it short: cut back on useless activities like watching stupid shit or lurking on 4chan for hours.

>>26248310

Sounds like the plot to a Woody Allen film. Maybe you should binge watch Woody Allen films, it might make you feel a bit better.

>>26248786
the danger lies in the fact that the more time you spent without doing anything the harder it will be for you to change. this is probably not the case for everybody since there are people who can just flip an internal switch and completely change their behavior from one day to another. but for most people it is not that easy. For someone who has spent the last 5 years with doing nothing it will be quite a challenge.

>>26249046

Yes it's true that it won't be easy, but that's the case with most worthwhile things. I just hoped I could help make something click in this anon's head to help them see that it is possible to change.

Another thing I would like to add is that an important part of this process is forgiving yourself. Forgive yourself for mistakes you may or may not have made; all hating yourself does is perpetuate the stagnation and procrastination that is holding you back.

>>26247814
at least we had a good childhood, anyone born in 87' / 88' lived through a magical time that will never be repeated in history

>>26247339
Kill yourself , let the sweet release of death free you.

>>26247432
18 here wew lad ill be normal in 2 yrs tops :^^^)^^)


but for real dude, robotism starts in the early teens. some people grow out of it but that shit doesnt always happen. due to anxiety issues or something i literally cannot talk to people 1 on 1, for instance, and i dont see this habit going away

>>26250107

The habit can be broken. Here's a tip; most people are very awkward and anxious about social interaction, some are just better at hiding it than others. Some people have learnt how to deal with it through either being forced to by a job or something, or through life experience. This realisation is the key first step in breaking the habit.

Next step, practice! Put yourself in situations that make you feel uncomfortable. Start very easy, like just going to the local shop and maybe just saying 'how are you today?' after you greet the person working at the counter. Stuff like this will make you get more confident as you see people's positive reactions.

tl;dr: The only way to get out of this is to expose yourself to simple interaction and understand that most people feel a certain level of anxiety over social situations.

>>26250107
Good luck senpai, 1 on 1 is the only way I can talk to people (face to face easier than phone, phone easier than writing, I am totally fucked up after ten years of robotism)

>>26247432
Real robots are old, the young ones can end up being fucking normies

>>26247432
28 is probably the most common age here

not sure why this is

>>26250385
Because it's the treshold for normiefication, suicide or downwards spiral to death through drug abuse, homelessness or general disregard for your health?

I don't know.

27 here.

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>>26247339
damn, I'm right there with you

>>26248786
>32 is the new 21
this is what i tell myself to make myself feel better about all the years spent doing shit i hated

>>26247432

The underage angsty teenagers that originally gravitated to 4chan during the 1st wave have now become the mass of 20 and 30 something lost souls that permeate each board.

>>26251105
He has a point. I'm trying to keep my head up since I'm 26, but I've ALWAYS felt behind the curve in my life and that caused me to rush things and ending up in worse situations just to "keep up" with others. I'm going to try to just focus on doing things that don't make me want to kill myself. I have until early 30s to have ALL my shit together.

>>26248034
I remember my classmates from pre-school....I'm from a small town though. You realize kids usually go to the same school for several years right?

bump. we don't have enough old threads around here

>>26251510

Indeed, as a young autist loser I like seeing into my future

>>26247339
>There is no god.
Good, then we create our own destiny. The universe doesn't owe us anything and we doesn't owe the universe anything.

Caveat: Just because you're creating your own destiny doesn't mean that you can do anything. It would, for instance, be silly to think that in 2016, you can start a successful chain of arcades.

>>26247432
I'm 40 in a couple of weeks. What do I win?