Any non-virgins here?

>>26245110
Ever since I stopped taking my pills I started to really crave sex :p my fantasies are getting all sorth of craz y too :)

>>26245110
It feels nice an warm.

"I'm not missing out on anything, right...right??!!"

Yes you are.

Feels like a penis in a vagina.
If it's done right, it's one of the better feeling you'll feel in your life.

it feels nice for about a minute and then its over.

>>26245110


it's the most intimate physical connection human beings can have .

All 5 senses are engaged simultaneously.

>>26245208
>a minute
Low test detected

It's nice if you like the other person but otherwise I prefer masturbation.

I'm an anomaly though.

>>26245110
If sex is with someone you love/think you love/really like then it's incredible, just all the subtle teasing and playfulness and watching a girl squirm and bite her lip and moan at you thrusting your dick inside her and how she gets so clingy and animalistic when you make her cum and the fucking release when you cum inside/on her it's incredible desu, if it's done right with the right people.

>>26245281

one minute is high test. low test is 2-3 pumps.

>>26245110
It's all about the anticipation. I've never been blown away by the act.

It's kinda sad, you can be a well adjusted functioning person but suck at sex and you're basically worthless after a woman finds that out.

I've accepted that I'll probably be a cuck.

Best sex I've had was being 18 and getting railed by an older guy with a big dick. I can't really blame women, cause that was pretty awesome.

>>26245110
It's only great after awhile if you have great sexual chemistry with whomever you're seeing. Otherwise, it's good but nothing to lose sleep over.

>>26245110
You're missing out
>haven't masturbated since I lost my v-card; fapping is like a cheap-ass soyburger from the cafeteria compared to the filet mignon of sex with a woman

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>>26245495
even better than loli onaholes?

>>26245296
I don't think you're an anomaly at all, this is a pretty common perspective actually.
>>26245110
Just to echo what the other guy I replied to said, you're more than likely not really missing out. I lost my virginity over the summer to a girl I was friends with and it was pretty lame for the most part. I wasn't into her sexually at all. Not that she was ugly or anything, she was pretty average, but she was kind of a slut and definitely has mental issues and we don't really have much in common anymore. I'm pretty sure the only reason we were even still friends was because there was a sexual tension because of her sluttiness and my virginity and desperation.

Anyway, the feeling was nice but nothing to write home about. I'd say I prefer masturbating just because I can go at my own pace without worrying about someone I don't care much about and I can just have my orgasm and be done with it. I imagine if I liked her, I would have been really stoked about even making out and going through all the foreplay but that was just tedious with this girl.

I hear alot of people here saying it's better to never have had sex than to have only had it once. As you crave it more.

What thoughts? Non-virgins?

>>26245303

I've never had sex last less than 10 minutes.

>>26245110
Have you heard the Parable of the Fox and the Grapes? It goes like this:

There once was a fox who saw some delicious looking grapes high up in a tree, buried in the web of its thorny branches.

He couldn't climb the tree, because he was weak, so he spent many days working out and improving his tree-climbing skills to get the grapes.

Day after day, he attempted to ascend the tree... and failed. Day after day, he was cut and scratched by the thorns, and fell to the ground, bruised and exhausted.

Finally, after many months of effort and failed attempts, he stretched and strained and barely extracted one of the grapes from the tangled mess of thorns at the treetop... and fell to the ground, breaking his hind leg.

But, having struggled for so long, even this did not register with the committed fox. "Victory is mine!" he cried out at last, and bit into the grape, the long sought reward for his trials.

But, the problems of the fox were not over.

The grape, as it turned out, was poisonous. It gave the fox nearly fatal diarrhea. He fell into a fever and nausea. It tasted like death. It made him lightheaded and tremulous. He hallucinated.

Angry at himself and unable to stomach the grapes or the time and strain he had wasted on them, he instead took his acquisition as a matter of pride. "These grapes are delicious," he told all his friends, "and I am the greatest fox for having acquired them, though I will walk with a limp for all my days. You too should get these grapes."

Moral: Pride makes a boast out of a blunder.

The vast majority of /r9k/ are just normal people who pretend to be virgins because it's funny and to screencap threads for Reddit.

I genuinely can't see how you can be a virgin in this day and age. Women are more promiscuous than at any other time, and being that half he population of the world are women, it means that you would have to intentionally try to avoid sex in order to be a virgin.

That's how you know most of these 'ahhbloobloo I've never hugged a girl' stories are fake. They are completely unbelievable.

Entertaining though.

Sex is hugely overrated

>>26245670
el em eigh oh

>>26245584
I could live my whole life without fucking again. It's really a chore, but it may be different for you. Some people really like steak some people hate it and some could take it or leave it, I imagine it's like that.

>>26245774

I wish that were the case, but /r9k/ is mostly autist who don't know how to do basic daily task.

>tfw you find sex really gross and stressful and only do it for your gfs sake

>>26246048

even 100 years ago it never went under pubescent age you sick pedo freak

>>26245110
I just fucked a massage girl today. Chinese, nice titties.

She said it'd cost $150 but I lied and told her all I had was $140 so i'd have thirty bucks left over and she took it and said since I was first customer of the day it was all good.

I get naked and my dick is soft so it's like two inches (i'm a grower not a shower, six inches hard and thick) so I nearly laughed when she said I was so big, then when she started stroking it it grew right in front of her and she was like, oh, it is big. Like she expected me to have a small dick.

So we fucked for twenty minutes. I could tell she expected me to finish in two minutes, she was faking it so bad but when I picked up speed and held her ankles and started to really fuck her, like fuck hard the facade fell away and she was actually panting.

When I finished I came inside of her (wearing a condom) and we laid there catching our breath for a few minutes making small talk.

We get dressed, joke around and she gives me a hug and kiss and I went to Mcdonalds next door and bought a quarter pounder meal.

I havn't fucked a hooker in like a year so it was good.

Being with someone you love, and having sex with them is a top tier experience. Having sex with someone you like is a super cool experience. Having sex with a random stranger is also pretty great.

First time you have sex with someone you're fond of is high pressure. If you do really well. She will be yours. Girls will stay with the shittiest guy in the world if the sex is good enough. They'll leave eventually, but you can get yourself a devoted gf for at least a year with the right moves.

But if you do poorly not only will she not be yours she will also drop you as a friend, and everyone who knows her will know that youre bad in bed, and you'll have to pull sex from an entirely different group of people.

>>26245110

>It's pretty smelly, occasionally vaginas make farting noises.
>sometimes you get a whiff of shit/sweaty ass when you're going doggystyle.
>Your dick smells like death afterwards

Basically sex is only worth it if both parties are freshly showered and you haven't masturbated in 3+ days.

>>26246009
Except steak isn't part of basic biological needs. I mean food is, but not steak specifically. Who doesn't like steak? I mean I get for moral reasons, and that's fair, but on merits of taste alone?

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I wish i could just make myself asexual.
Wanting something desperately while having no way to get is the worst hell. The normies waving it in your face certainly doesn't help either.

>>26246224
Are you fucking homeless people?

>>26246235
Take mood stabilizers, and antidepressants. The seretonin based ones specifically. Thosell kill your libido real quick.

>>26246258
Doesn't that make you a zombie in all other regards as well?
I still want to enjoy things Tbh.

>>26245110
I want to know how to kiss, lmao
i can get there with a grill but i have this anxiety because my first kiss still hasn't come and i just can't go ahead and do it. i have no idea what exactly a kiss is and i feel this stops me from reaching my normie potential

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>>26246081

This.

It's just too intimate.

>universe glitches out allowing a woman to be attracted to me
>She's fat, ugly, childish, and has no hygiene buy it beats being alone
>Have sex all the time, she's super submissive
>Eventually get the idea that I could do betier and find someone I actually love
>Forever alone since then (three years) while she finds a new boyfriend a week later
>tfw once you've had sex going without it is 10x worse
I wish I was dead

>>26246286
Don't be ashamed of practicing. Kiss the inside of your elbow and biceps, and look at how people like Humphrey Bogart do it. Believe me the majority of people are fucking shit at kissing, especially you. My first kiss involved a girl with braces using her tentacled hell tongue to try and steal my soul, and my second kiss was with someone who thought they could just put their mouth to mine and leave it there.

>>26246758
lmao @ your examples
but i still can't figure exactly what the fuck it is im supposed to do. so okay i got my elbow and biceps, then what do?

ill google this bogart dude after i post this

>>26246286
It will come natural to you, trust me.

>>26245110
Let me be the only person who gives you an who gives answer. It's not that great. Of course every stupid fucking NEET on this board is going to tell you "oh it's the best" but it's really just okay. If you aren't craving closeness with another person then it's only a little better than your hand, SOMETIMES. A fleshlight is almost always better feeling. People have a hard time separating their need for closeness and the social victory that is sex from the actual act. I get to have sex almost everyday but honestly, sometimes I tell her I'm not in the mood and then fap to porn when she falls asleep. Don't worry friend, there's nothing to miss out on. It's all a fantasy that can never really come true.

>>26245110
Sauce pls
this comment is very original what are you talking about?

>>26246268
Then discipline. No magic pill is going to make all your dreams come true.

>>26246843
Kissing is meant to convey passion through tension, positioning and pressure - and not putting your face in someone elses face. Polite kisses are just the application of the lips to a surface, but a "deep kiss" implies a little more abandon than that. Look up videos of movie stars kissing - high-school-kissing, passionate-spy-kissing, etc.

People love to be kissed with an element of theatricality to it because kissing is a kind of theatre. Like with how sex isn't just the stimulation of certain spots on the body. A girl pulling her glasses down slightly as she looks at your cock is theatre. Waiting until someone begs before giving them what they want is theatre. Hesitating before you kiss someone is theatre, as well as having the added advantage of letting your partner know they really want to be kissed.

It might sound like a really weird angle to take in explaining this, but it's a cop out to just say "you'll understand when you kiss someone". This is information you can use now to prepare.

>>26246953
>fapping to porn when she's asleep
Porn fucks with you dude. I would agree that sex isn't the be all and end all of what you want out of life, but it sounds like you prefer control to sex. Which is exactly what porn markets.

>people ITT saying "its overrated/just okay"

Its not the end all be all, but its pretty damn great, not gonna lie.

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>>26246896
Normies also say that pulling girls comes natural. It took me years of practice and consciously analyzing human behaviour before I got good enough at normal day to day interaction without having to think. The first time I got a girl to a secluded place I realized I had no fucking clue how to initiate proper physical contact because I had only gotten as far as I did by observing other people flirting. My friend later laughed at me when I told him, since apparently you have to put your arm around the girl. He refused to believe me when I told him it didn't even occur to me, as this "comes naturally".

Next time I mamaged to get a girl alone I tried it and she immediately reacted positively by moving in closer and all that, but I didn't know how or when to try to initiate a kiss so I never did, just excused myself after a few minutes. Again, my friend told me "you'll just know it". Well, I didn't.

I have so far managed to kiss one girl, using the lessons learned on the two previous ones, but I only decided to do it because she had to run to her bus after a date and I figured I had nothing to lose. Well, besides the fact that our lips touched for like half a second twice I still have no clue what is supposed to happen there.

"Comes naturally" just means you don't know how you know it. Perhaps it comes preinstalled with normal behaviour, or you just learn it through practice in your formative years, but are too stupid to understand that it's a learned behaviour.

I am fairly sure most actual robots here are like me in that they simply don't have the required behaviours installed in their brain. What you do subconsciously we have to observe, analyze, implement and then commit to subconscious memory through repetition.

>>26247212
>"Comes naturally" just means you don't know how you know it. Perhaps it comes preinstalled with normal behaviour, or you just learn it through practice in your formative years, but are too stupid to understand that it's a learned behaviour.

There are a number of things that get in the way, but two of the biggest things for robots are either aspergers or an extreme doubt in their own judgement. When normies talk of "it coming naturally" they mean that they could make the leap of faith to think they should kiss a girl now or make a move without having a nervous breakdown. It sort of does come naturally if you aren't already falling apart, but anxiety can undercut the trust in yourself you need to do things like this.

>I am fairly sure most actual robots here are like me in that they simply don't have the required behaviours installed in their brain. What you do subconsciously we have to observe, analyze, implement and then commit to subconscious memory through repetition.

Sounds like me. Undiagnosed aspergers until I was 20 because I wasn't the full blown autism of my brother (concerns raised at age 3 by doctors, but my mother didn't want me to have the "prejudice" of being diagnosed - may have been valid so I can't really judge). That learning process is very familiar, as well as existing with most social behaviours not being self-evident to me.

>>26245584
This is the worst.

I got lucky once. It was fun, felt awesome, and she was sore for a few days. She became a Jesus freak after that and we broke up due to the lack of sex. Single for a year then met another girl; reformed slut turned Jesus freak. Broke up an been single since.

Nothing from tindr, OKC, or POF. Bars are a big liability for me because I end up driving drunk. Working nights killed my social life.

masturbation feels way better, nothing beats my fucking monkey-strength grip on a purely physical level

>>26247338
>things coming naturally = simply making decisions with no support

So you're saying normies simply decide they want to kiss a girl and then do it? I think there's a bit more to it, namely the ability to read body language better instinctively. They see some subtle cues that do not register mentally and then "feel" that they can go in for the kiss. How the fuck does one even know how to do it, anyway? The process seems complicated and difficult to illustrate, plus extremely hard to learn through onservation. So I am fairly sure you are missing parts of the full explanation.

>>26245110
Its good if the girl lubricates naturally properly and has tight pussy. Better uf she is cute and fits your tastes along wilking to have hit steamy sexy lewd raw natural sex. No condor its the only way

>>26245208
With good oractice you can pump pussy fir at least 30 min and not cum

>>26247151
Interesting, I'll think about that.

>>26246969
here ya go mon http://nhentai.net/g/140092/

>>26246186
Seems like a good whore, see her more often

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>>26245254
>taste
>smell
I sure hope this isn't true. Not that it matters anyway I guess

>>26246197
Havinv raw sex its best

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>>26248353
my room smelled like cooked meat personally, maybe from the condom and friction

>>26248372
Using condor its shit

>>26248353
People have natural scents. If you're attracted to someone you'll find their smell arousing. I'm not talking about I haven't showered in days kind of smell. Most girls also wear perfume, use body lotions that have smell and things like that.
Do you think that a person's mouth/genitals taste like nothing? Seriously?

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>>26248446
>mouth/genitals taste like nothing? Seriously?
no, of course I don't. It just sounds really disgusting to me. Maybe you guys just make it sound stronger than it is

>>26248488
If she/he has a good hygiene it shouldn't be bad. It's never gonna taste like cotton candy though. Personally, I like the taste if you're lucky you might like it too.

>>26248488
The scent you put out isn't processed the same way by different people. It tells certain women to engage and others to avoid you at all costs. My scent only attracts crazy unfortunately.

This is also why women steal shorts/sweaters/shirts from men they've fucked so they always have access to the endorphin boost associated with being in the presence of Chad smell. If a girl you're interested in has random articles of men's clothing then you're already too late.

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>>26248622
I'm not talking about my scent, I'm talking about the smell in general. Everyone makes it sound disgusting, I almost feel glad that I'll never find out

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It feels good but relationships are a fucking chore and I'm not degenerate enough to engage in casual sex.

>>26245110

It's pretty good. But just the act itself is only so so. Better by a lot than fapping but it's not the be all, end all.

As someone who has had really long term relationships and one night stands the long term is better. Being close to a grl who tells you she loves you beats any good pussy by a mile. All the affection and feelings with a relationship enhance sex and that's what's the best part.

>>26248697
Good coping mechanism

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>>26248871
don't shatter my fragile illusions anon

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>>26245110
If you are both shaved, clean up and in the mood for it to be the activity for the night it is like nothing else on this planet and can't be described in a way that you understand well enough.
It's like having a rush of all your best feelings, your times of happiness in life past and future converging into your body at a rush like wind in your hair and then releasing like an explosion of ecstasy that then just drifts down on you and your lover when you're catching a rest from the adventure.

But yeah it can also be like throwing food in the microwave to eat just to get the urge sedated and nothing more

>>26245774
>Women are more promiscuous than at any other time, and being that half he population of the world are women, it means that you would have to intentionally try to avoid sex in order to be a virgin.

Women are only promiscuous with Chad and normies. You're operating under the assumption that because half of the world's population is women that that means each male gets to have sex with at least one female, but that's simply not the case. Women want to have sex with males that are either valuable or that they perceive to be valuable. Robots are not valuable to women, and thus robots don't get anything.

>>26249082
yeah, how can robots find a woman when they never leave home and have severe anxiety which means they will never initiate contact (which all girls wait for)

it feels like rubber and skin
blowjob feels like someone put your dick in the microwave threw sauce on it

there isn't much to it unless you are both very attracted to each other

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im 25 and virgin loser, please take me out back and shoot me in the back of the head

>>26248959
Habing a shaved cunt its disgusting

>>26249082

Fucking nailed it. This has ALWAYS been the case. Geneticists have estimated that roughly 80% of all women who have ever lived have successfully passed their genes on to the next generation. The figure for men? Only 40% Women are sluts - it's in their fucking DNA. If there's one group who has to deliberately avoiding sex to stay virgins, it's females.

>>26249245
I thought that way till we both tried being smooth down there and holy shit the sensory shit gets super sensitive during sex

>>26249082
well to be fair Robots are not valuable to anyone.

>>26249258
have you seen the online dating poll? woman ranked 80% of the guys to be below average

this was the nail in the coffin for me,even other woman stepped up and called it bullshit

>>26249190
just stop caring friendo

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>>26249322

but i want to stick my dick in warm pussy

>>26249342
don't you have other things that you want??

>>26249342
just do it with a prostitute really
it will get rid of your constant need for reproduction

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>>26249350

i sit here all day in my room for years now lonely aspie neet. no I want to fuck pussy and cuddle someone ;_;

>>26249306

Yes I have, and I laughed my ass off. When men rated women by appearance, it was essentially a Gaussian distribution. Half above average, half below. But women somehow managed to create the statistically impossible result of 80% being below average. That's female logic for you.

>>26245774
>He doesn't know what autism is
>he doesn't know what Aspergers is
>he doesn't know what mental disorders are
>he doesn't know what being ugly is
Just fuck off. And for your information in order to have sex you need to read social ques and body language and gestures. If you cant read any of them you're fucked. If you're too anxious you're fucked. If you look emotionless, thousand yard stare, or sound obnoxious you're fucked.

Fuck you.

>>26249300
I operate a very robot friendly club at my uni

they're valuable to me

>>26249306
Honestly when you are looking at pictures of people You don't get a sense of how attractive or average they really are. You're used to seeing perfect photos and are these and can't assess them with your senses. I'm not surprised that women are more sensitive to appearance than men because for women they are looking for a man with strong and dominant physical features and not thinking about what sex is like. It's pointless to measure a man based on sex when more sex is negative trait on you and it's much harder to pleasure a woman than is a man who only needs to pump in and out, whereas a girl could get better orgasms with a dildo and 2 fingers.

For men they know a woman is a guarantee of one thing: vagina. So they don't need to rate high because ugliness and vagina does not correlate.

>>26249385
that's not logic, woman have no good idea of supply & demand. they think that the "one" is simply waiting.
men are facing that problem too. they want a qt virgin christian girl that will do and say nice things.
but lets face it, most men escaped that dilemma long time ago and are willing to settle. the 20% chads are chained to their hot supermodel wives by legal order of marriage and they only have the bottom 80% to choose from

>>26249391
Or you could hire a hooker, I bet eben the regular robot mouthbreather would be a step up from their usual clients.
And even if you suck it doesn't matter because she's a hooker and all.

>>26245804
this dude i had a lot of it in my early 20s but I've been NEET for years and fapping to anime is just fine.

>>26249476
its not pointless. woman only rate 7+ to be beyond average. but its has a twist
men generally aren't born pretty (unlike woman who solely rely on looks to get by) and when rating a men based on his looks alone is terrible,even if your a shallow whore

>>26249579
dude women has to shave put make up on and shit to be pretty
most are just as ugly as guys if they dont put the work in.

>>26249485
Please stop talking about women when you haven't even touched one besides yer mum.

>>26249660
what im pointing out is known throughout history,its the main reason why religion have marriage settlements instead of freedom to choose partners

>>26249377
then try finding something new to do lmao

>>26249708
No they had marriage settlements to control partnerships and minimize friction between residents of a community and not due to your gender-biased generalizations.

>>26245110
Had sex with 2 girls. One was a gf who I was kind of grossed out by and was ridiculously oppressively dependant upon me. I baaarely fucked her and didn't like it. Inb4 normie reee, we were both NEETs

Second was this nympho, a neet friend's older sister who was just really attracted to me and fucked me and gave me blowjobs and stuff. That was actually nice, I just got to lay there and watch her have the time of her life riding my dick. Later on I became friends with her boyfriend who I didn't know existed, really looked up to him, and hated her for how she treated him

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>the smeII

>>26249787
i know the religious community up close,probably more than you do.
they look for financial gain and approval of many sides before entering a relationship, its like a game of who gets more in return of his investment, only that this time its controlled by two parties who are willing to trade.

>>26249878
I'm sorry Button I live in Europe so there are nearly no religious women below the age of 45.
And if there are some they're never found outside a marginal local social circle.

>>26245110
I can only tell you from a female perspective, but it's pretty nice

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Something has been bothering me for a while. About 4 years ago I somehow someway (was extremely drunk, gaps in my memory) got a ham-planet into bed. I didn't have a condom, but she allowed anal. That was the closest I ever got to vaginal sex. My question is am I a virgin? I have never had a blowjob, and have never stuck my dick in a vagina, but I have put my dick in a butt, and I tasted a vagina. I consider myself a virgin. What do you guys think?

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>>26250109
YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN FUCKING NORMIE

ALL THESE FUCKING NORMIES WHO HAVE FUCKED OR INTERACTED WUTH WOMEN ON EVEN A SEMI REGULAR BASIS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26250176
Watch out this fag will explode while being a virgin

>>26249497
Sorry Bruv, can't do that since I'm black.

>>26248334
Not the requester but thanks m8, may you live in grace.

>tfw r9k is now full of normies that have sex on a regular basis
>I've never even held a girls hand
>get brave enough to post body picture one day
>told i'm not a robot/don't belong here
What the fuck is wrong with me....and what happened to r9k?

I am glad that I have had sex at least once, but I personally prefer masterbation.

>>26245654
You haven't been horny enough.

>>26251270
protip: /r9k/ used to be effectively a relationship advice board before it got consumed by foreveralone faggots

>>26251270
People in /r9k/ is insecure as fuck, news at 11.

Probably you're more attractive than you think, and is your own fear of rejection and social anxiety that fucks you over. At least that happens to me. Also I'm fat, but I've seen many other fat fucks that ooze confidence and are with a girl always, so I guess it's not just that what stops me.

Also /r9k/ never was virgins-only. We were common but never the only ones. True, we had a certain dominance, but it wasn't always like this. Now that 4chan is more known than ever, normalfags are pretty much common.

>>26245495
I like soyburgers though.

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I don't know about 3D pigs but sex with 2D waifus can be amazing.

A few of my achievements with waifus (normiefags try and beat this)

- 5 orgasms (seperate ejaculations) within 8 hours of playing Violated heroine
- 9 hours straight edging while playing Monstergirl Quest
- at least 20 five hour long jerk off sessions with waifu games that usually contain 4 solid hours of edging
- at least 100+ two hour long jerk of sessions with waifus
- I'd say around 25% of all sessions have two orgasms
- waifu sex literally every single day, no downtime at all
- all in comfort of my own home and costs literally nothing
- no lame movies or in laws to deal with
- waifus are always pure hearted and would never do me any harm


Checkm8 normies. Waifus are the future, once occulus comes out I am going to be SET

Testing to see if im banned becasue I used a vpn to unlock xcom 2 early.

>>26251270
Khv wow kill yourself

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>>26245774
If we aren't virgins then we just don't get it often I haven't had sex in over a decade :-( but it wasn't that mind blowing but after masturbating on amphetamines I realize that natural sex with a very hot female with the penis in the vagina would feel the goods

>>26251565
It wont be much longer now. I'm making one final concentrated push towards normalcy. If this fails, lights out.

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>>26248959
This is the best description so far accompanied by a good picture that catches my eye to this post it is underrated post describing actual spiritual sex with an extremely attractive opposite human being

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>tfw chose to be a celibate monk at an early age due to MUH WARRIORS CODE

>Browse 4chan all day and fap to furry porn

>browse erp yiff catalogues to find partners when I'm feeling lonley


feelsgoodman

>>26245110
It's shit with a condom. Without it, it's alright. Better than blowjobs but inferior to handjobs

>>26245774
Y-yeah dude just a joke like how do u even become a khv at 21

>>26251532
Would you say that you've accepted being a failure?

>>26251967
Sex is better than hj. Also no condoer its the best

>>26245110
Hand jobs and blow jobs feel much better than sex for me.
I feel uncomfortable with my 6inch dick while havin sex so bigger guys have it better.
Fuck.

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>>26245110
I'm married and let me tell you, fapping is better.
Your libidos will very seldomly be at the same level at the same time.
Often you're horny as a dog and she won't even give you a titty, or justrelucantly agree to awkward sex with minimal effort.
Seldom, she's in heat and you can barely muster a boner, and a lackluster orgasm after 30 minutes trying.
Seriously, my happiness went much higher when I decided to not depend in my wife for sexual fulfillment, and fap to porn and hentai whenever I feel the need.

>>26252075
I would say that I found a superior path that not many people are aware exists.

Basically in order to gain true wisdom, one must separate themselves from the vermin masses.

>>26252304
U should cheat and find more jorny pussy than your cunt wife

>>26249391

Chris Chan has had sex, and I garuentee none of the actual losers on /r9k/, not the normal people pretending, are as retarded as him.

So yeah, it's completely possible. As I say, you're either a normal guy pretending, or you're intentionally trying not to have sex because...I dunno.

>>26252647
>or you're intentionally trying not to have sex
Normies really are this fucking clueless

>>26253327

I commend your effort if you're trolling, you know how easy it is.

>>26253350
> you know how easy it is
For a person that had a normal upbringing, sure. Some of us weren't so lucky Chadwick.

>>26245774

My friend's mother works at the NHS and she says that statistically speaking, roughly 80% of women are having sex with 20% of men, and they often get 20-something guys complaining about depression over never having sex or a girlfriend. I'm not bullshitting, this is genuine. I know you're just baiting but whatever.

>>26246546
I looked at this gif for a good minute believing that pepe was slowly burning.

>>26253830

You know how easy it is to make up bullshit statistics. You know how that's probably false? Because 99% of adult men have had sex. You would have to look far and wide to find someone who hadn't, and then it would probably be because they're in a wheelchair or something.

I'm not baiting, and I pretend to be a virgin most of the time I'm on here cos its funny. But come on.

Sex is p cool.

Hands serve properly, but penises are specifically designed to go into vaginas, and vaginas are specifically designed to engulf a penis.

>>26254123

But why would she lie to us? and sure, a lot of men maybe have once or maybe a few times in their lives, but not often and consistently, like women.

>>26254123
>be because they're in a wheelchair or something.
this has to be fucking trolling

>>26248622
>that feel when I have literally no scent, good or bad
I have had multiple girls check over the years (nothing creepy, but definitely nothing involved except one seven years ago). I don't smell like anything, good or bad. I guess I'm just that deactivated sexually.

>>26254208

See

>>26252647

>>26254178

Why would she lie? Because people like making shit up to seem clever. What part of the NHS does she work for? Disgruntled virgin division? Sexual statistics fact checker? A quick walk outside will show you everyone has a girlfriend. From the obese guy with his equally obese girlfriend, to the quite nerd with his emo skank.

There are 7 billion people on the planet. They are not all decendents from 20% of the previous generation. Nor are they descendants of 20% of THAT previous generation. It's just simple maths.

Getting laid isn't hard unless you're disabled or some shit. I like that we pretend to be virgins, but I feel by saying shit like this you're putting the 5% of /r9k/ users who might be actual virgins at a disadvantage by making sex seem like some unreachable pipe dream.

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>>26254380
Its already seemed like an unreachable pipe dream since I was a teenager. I'm haunted by some shit from my childhood/teenage years that's made me terrified of approaching women.
The fact that I'm normal looking with a nice body only makes it worse.

>>26245296
>It's nice if you like the other person but otherwise I prefer masturbation.

Same here. I enjoy sex more for the "connection" with somebody I like than for the feeling on my dick. I don't have to be in love with the person or anything, but it at least has to be somebody whose company I enjoy.

>>26245584
>I hear alot of people here saying it's better to never have had sex than to have only had it once. As you crave it more.

I kind of think so. I've gone almost 3 years without sex, and several years before that were extremely occasional sex with a girlfriend in a relationship that got worse and worse as time went by, so I haven't had enjoyable sex since like... 2009. I crave it nonstop, but I know I won't enjoy it with a random tinder hookup or a hooker or anything.

>>26246953 has a good point about "social victory" too. My friends keep telling me to just go get a hooked to "break my streak," but I feel like paying for it is the opposite of what I need, and essentially is "social surrender" that will make me feel even worse about myself.

>>26247151
In my last relationship, I fapped a lot too, but that was mostly the result of my ex being a bitch who made getting her to have sex a pain in the ass.

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>>26247338
I feel all of this so much too. I've been tested and confirmed NOT to have Aspergers or anything similar on multiple occasions, but I really feel so damn clueless when I'm in a situation where getting intimate with a girl is possible. It's so frustrating, knowing that they obviously just want to go fuck, but not knowing how to make it happen. When I was younger, a few girls thought it was "cute" and took the lead, but that doesn't work at around 30.

>>26249283
Yeah, this is so true. It drove me nuts that my ex wouldn't shave, everything was so, so much better that way. I especially like shaved because I have a bit of a lingerie fetish, bare skin is so much hotter than hair when peeking out around a tiny little pair of panties.

>>26245774
I actually totally get it. I was really, really good looking and in great shape when I was like 19-22, and the only way I got sex was with a few 5/10s who completely threw themselves at me.

Now that I'm older, and a 6/10 or so, I've been completely unable to get it. Finding single women who aren't just fucking around for attention is hard as hell in the first place, and when you do, they expect you to be a super-smooth guy who takes the lead in everything, and showing a single crack in the confidence, saying one wrong word, or doing the right thing at the wrong time completely kills it with them.

What really blows is that I can do it with some women, no problem. I don't know what it is, but there are girls that I feel completely confident and able to make moves when I'm around. Unfortunately, it seems like I'm not the only one, and every time I meet one of these girls, I find out later that she has a BF. (Who often is freakishly similar to me.)

>>26245110
foreplay feels amazing but the rest is painful 6/10

>>26254811
zomg a girl

>>26254380
>They are not all decendents from 20% of the previous generation.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/sep/24/women-men-dna-human-gene-pool
Maybe not 20% but it isn't unimaginable.