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>Anon, I'm pregnant with your child!

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>Anon, I'm pregnant with your child!
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>>26245099
that's great news sweety!

by the by, do we have anything needing to be drycleaned? i need to make a run.
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>Implying an attractive, scratch that, ANY woman would let me fornicate with them
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I don't understand why she's trying to get me to have sex with her again while telling me this
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>>26245099
you getting an abortion?
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>>26245099
>Pregnant, I'm child with your Anon!
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those high socks tho.
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*GAAAAASP* I'M GONNA BE A FATHER!!!
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>oh honey thats beautiful
>*grabs her by the bone cheeks and kisses forhead*
>*tries to hold back tears*
>since when?
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Imlying a woman that hot would fugg me
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Welp. The IUD must've failed.
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LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU DISGUSTING ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOW I HAVE TO DISINFECT THE COUCH
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Bitch that isn't even possible I've never seen you before in my life, get your dirty ass off my couch.
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>>26245156
>and they're totally hot!
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>>26245199
Welp. The IED must've failed.
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>>26245099
She's hot enough to be a keeper.
Congratulations to myself.
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>>26245099
> That's great news
>Wake up all alone
>Realize it was just a dream
>Remember how she got away
>Don't even know why
>Remember how empty my life is
>Even if people like me somehow I hate myself
>Probably gonna kill myself before I find someone
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>>26245099
GIVE ME YOUR SOCKS
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S-sorry I must've walking into the w-wrong house.

>turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>ywn have a qt pregnant belly gf
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>>26245099
>Anon, I'm pregnant with your child!
oh boy i can't wait to pay them child support
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>>26245099
INCONCEIVABLE! That would require sexual intercourse!
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>>26245183
worst post on r9k ever
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>>26245099
Oh shit I'm sorry.

originalo
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>>26245359
Of course you will. They're easy to find and are desperate, as the actual father ran out on them the moment he found out she was pregnant.
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>>26245099
I thought you were a trap!
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>Hey Chad, i belive your gf is pregnant.
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