I have a 10/10 gf, no joke. It doesn't make sense. She's got a nice ass face, diners drive ins and dives boobs (DDD) and a large shapely bottom. She's got just the right amount of belly. Physically, she's objectively perfect. (for me)
We don't mesh totally intellectually, she's from a strict catholic family and her parents have the worst taste I've ever heard, and so they sheltered her from a lot of cool stuff and information and stuff.
But we get along pretty good and we both like each other and what not.
The thing is, I'm not good in the sack. I didn't for about a year figure out the right way to whack it so I used to just rub my ding dong through my pants, and because of that--I think--my dick never fully reaches 90 degrees. It's also slightly soft I think? I don't know really since I've never touched another dick, but it's usually slightly malleable. On top of that, I'm super inconsistent on my run times, usually less than 5 minutes but occasionally for like 20-30. My boy is about 6 inches long though, so it's not like super short, nothing long but you know whatever.
I'm also a small man, 6' but about 145 pounds.
So anyways late last year she broke up with me. She said she wanted to see what it was like with other people, since I was her first real boyfriend.
Which left me pretty banged up, but come christmas time she says she wants to get back together. Since I'm like a 5 I'd be stupid to say no.
So we're back together but I can tell she's on the verge of breaking up with me again.
The thing is, she gets hit on a lot--especially by the black boys. She's got that physique. And she could literally go home with any guy she wanted to.
And so it sucks knowing when we break up she's gonna rebound ten times better than I will.
can anyone relate to this feel?
also I know you don't believe me about being a robot but like i'm 95% sure I have high functioning assburgers. I'm incredibly awkward I commit relatively severe social faux-pas like at least once a week. On top of that I just recently learned that people don't have to actively search for social cues and that most people didn't have to learn how to behave in social situations actively.
I also have a pretty recessed chin. Like from the front my face is probably a 7 but from the side it's probably more like a 4.
so it's pretty crazy I'm with this girl to begin with, guys literally hit on her in front of me and I'm just like I have no idea what to do here, I have no idea how to flirt even
sorry this is a lot of text and by starting my post by saying I have a 10/10 gf is asking for dismissal on here.
It's literally as insane to me as it would be to you though, it makes no sense but she says the skinny smart type is her type. She said she used to have a crush on Double D from ed edd and eddy.
You must realize that if she likes you there must be something special about you right? Stop focusing on your negative attributes and celebrating( and by that I mean paying attention to and making use of) your positive ones. If you do so, I think your relationship will last a lot longer than you think.
>I didn't for about a year figure out the right way to whack it so I used to just rub my ding dong through my pants,
thanks man I appreciate that. honestly though I just don't think it's a life long relationship and it's hard for me to ignore that when we're together. I just can't really break it off myself because she's such a bag.
I also really hate the idea of her getting a good boning from some other boy, which is stupid I know but I can't help it. She shares a suite in the dorms with this super stacy who literally gets boned through the night like hard core like 64th note rhythms by a presumable meat head (i've never seen him) and this keeps her awake and so it kind of sucks knowing that like if I can ever get that good at bonin, it's a long ways away. I can't even whack it that hard or fast.
I'm too paranoid to post pics, but I assure you, I'm on the spectrum.
Like the other day I told her I thought I was a sperg and she was like that doesn't make me attracted to you--and I was like what does it make you less attracted to me? and she said that she doesn't want autistic kids, since her brother is autistic and I was like cool thanks.
to give you a better description of her though she's like legitimately too traditionally attractive for me, it's weird. like a legitimate blonde bombshell kind of scenario.
idk i would just break up with her OP
its for the best. she'll get tempted one day and boom its over. stop it now before it hurts later. thats what i think. you dont have to listen to me though, im just a kissless virgin.
nope my parents were hippies. I remember trying to do it the way I had seen in like jokes and movies and stuff and I just couldn't figure it out, but when I had a boner in my pants it felt good to rub with my knuckles so I did that for like a year or so.
I really, really hope I didn't fuck my dick up too much. I mean I can still fuck but I feel like I go soft fast and the fact that it's bent downwards permanently is disconcerting. also like i can't have it touch my belly? Like most guys I see in porn--their resting erection spot is like on their belly, like straight up, and my boy is like almost totally opposite.
she's got a body remarkably similar to connie carter's, believe it or not.
she don't send nudes...
oddly enough one time she wanted me to take a pic of her chest after I had finished on her, but she wanted to make sure her nips weren't showing.
but I ain't exaggerating, almost exactly like connie carter, especially that pic.
see this >>26242714
Also make an attempt to develop some more of the relationship away from sex and appearance. See if you can develop yourself a bit more so that you're not hinging everything on those aspects of your relationship. It's good to be aware of those things, but to dwell on them and have it be a frontal thought of your relationship leaves a bad taste in your mouth and puts too much pressure on both parties. Try to actually enjoy the interaction, etc etc. And hey, if it's not meant to be then it's not meant to be. You've done this once, don't dance around in desperation or out of a lack of confidence.
bro i am a chad who like to shitpost on r9k once in a while so im gunna be real wit you, shes using you! you are her "safe space " her anchor for when she needs someone stable. she wants to go out get fucked with one nights stand chads like me , but she wants to go to dinner and movies with guys like you. Its hormonal you cant controll it . Best advice for you is , let her break up with you so you can get that pussy till the last day , and you dont seem like the ass hole who broke up with her, go to a gym start lifting , when she see you as a chad get back with her , then cheat on her and move on