Or maybe not who the fuck knows. I'm so tired of not having dicks in my ass though. Please help :(
I used to have lots of issues. Like several suicide attempts and other bad things. I'm getting better now.
Tell me about why you're willing to date some internet stranger. What if I turn out to be a murderer or racist or Trump supporter of something
probably because of the same reason you're willing to date some internet stranger. i guess if you did turn out to be racist it'd be a deal breaker since i'm half black and you'd probably call me a nigger and try to kill me. hopefully you aren't though but even if you are i'm sure you're not a complete piece of shit. not that it matters now anyway since the thread will pick up and then you'll be getting so much attention from other anons that my replies and posts will get lost in the wave. such is life for me, i guess... good luck finding a bf anon.
i'll pass, you still didn't answer my question so this probably won't go anywhere anyway. i'm sure there's other people in the thread that won't mind feeding you the attention you crave. later
>I used to have lots of issues. Like several suicide attempts and other bad things
I literally assumed as much
>I'm getting better now.
KEK, translation: "I'm still totally batshit but I really want dick, so I'll lie to these gullible NEETs"
Oh. Well thanks for the well wishes :(
Hope you find you girl even if she's not me. Bye
Lizards are nifty
Why would I be batshit? Used to be really sad but that doesn't make me crazy. Im probably more sane than most people here
>What kind do you have and what kind do you plan to maybe get.
Bearded dragon and another one of those
>Why would you make good boyfriend
I don't know...
I'm loyal and would be loving
>Why would I be batshit
Probably something to do with your multiple suicide attempts and other issues, that stuff never goes away completely, you're essentially broken at this point. Some guys dig crazy, but just letting the sane ones know what they'd be getting into.
>m probably more sane than most people here
That's cute, most crazy people tend to think they're totally fine. Also, you are begging for cocks in your ass on a Finnish sand sculpture forum, anyone not crazy or completely overwhelmed with thirst and lust should be able to see the massive red flag waving in the wind.
Bathing mostly good. Wikipedia says I maybe have increased sense of smell that makes me more susceptible to make pheromones or something. I want to find out what that really means. The fun way...
What does me being trans have to do with that? I'm capable of innuendo probably. Don't call me names either
Kek, this poor guy.
People like you are the reason I always lurk these threads, you don't even know what transmonster OP looks like, or much about it really, and you're already willing to sacrifice your good personal hygiene habits for it. Don't do this to yourself anon, no one that comes to r9k looking for a bf is worth any effort at all.
this. trips of truth. it was pretty obvious it was only here for attention and (you)'s which is why i fucked off immediately.
any posts asking or looking for a bf is just shitposting.