If someone offered you a million dollars to let everyone you

>>26240716
Yes. A thousand times yes.

Sure. Nobody I know is going to read through all of that shit. And I can always play it off as a joke if they do find anything they happen to not like.

Honestly......... I think not

>>26240716
not worth it tbqh

Not only that, but for a million dollars I'd finger myself in front of my grandparents and sing "Roll out the Barrel". I'd then take a shit on the dining room table and begin fucking the thanksgiving turkey.

Yes, because literally nobody cares about me enough to even bother reading any of it

Without a doubt.

Original commitment

>>26240716
No because mah daddy already rich.

Another millio wouldn't make a lick of difference

>>26240716
>accept offer
>run away to another country
>spend all money, live like a king
>an hero

Fuck yes. I've been shitposting for years, most of them will probably just skim over it. The worst thing they'll see is me asking about porn, mainly 2d hentai at that. I have no job, so it's not like I have to worry about my non existent boss seeing my shitposts and taste in hentai.

Fuck yeah, I don't give a shit if they read posts about how I want to cum on little girls' faces.

>>26240778
I don't think you understand how little a million dollars is

>>26240778
This is the only right answer.

I'd run off to Thailand or Mexico and live like a king, then an hero at my peak.

>>26240834
Go to thailand for the child sex if youre into it.

Sure. So what if they learn my fetish and discover my dark thoughts. It will just give them more of a reason to stay away from me.

Absolutely. Hearing my grandparents say they love me is such a pain.

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>>26240716
>anon why did you post about nigger literally 10 million times
give me my money bitch

yes please. half the people I know are aware I'm insane and the other half I don't care about. GIB MONEY

Yeah.

Everyone would know I'm a pedophile and pretty mentally fucked up, but at least I'll get neetbux.

Of course. Then I'd just move to the boonies and live comfortably as a hermit for the rest of my life

Go ahead.

Do you know how many posts I've made since I started coming here in 2007?

If we had user profiles, my post count would be over 20,000 easy.

Yes, I've never typed anything on 4chan that I wouldn't say in person.

>>26240828
Its a lot in Thailand friendo

Dear future everyone i know who is reading this and my post history: Fuck you, im sorry about those times I samefagged, and guess who just won 1 mirrion dorrars. Btw, horsecock.