If someone offered you a million dollars to let everyone you know read every post you've ever made on 4chan, would you do it?
Not only that, but for a million dollars I'd finger myself in front of my grandparents and sing "Roll out the Barrel". I'd then take a shit on the dining room table and begin fucking the thanksgiving turkey.
Fuck yes. I've been shitposting for years, most of them will probably just skim over it. The worst thing they'll see is me asking about porn, mainly 2d hentai at that. I have no job, so it's not like I have to worry about my non existent boss seeing my shitposts and taste in hentai.
>anon why did you post about nigger literally 10 million times
give me my money bitch