>You only have $5 What do you get?

Two mcdoubles dressed as big macs and a drink

>>26240551
Do they charge extra for bic mac sauce?

McDouble with Mac Sauce
McChicken with cheese
or replace any of those with Mozzi sticks

>>26240558
yeah, 30 cents

buy a large milkshake and eat a ketchup/napkin sandwich.

can i scrounge for change? a 20 piece is 5.40

>Turn 360 degrees and walk outside
>Photosynthesis
>Save $5

A McDouble and a McChicken. I like to put the McChicken between the McDouble.

>>26240582
Oh that's gay

>>26240603
No you only have exact five dollars

>>26240533
>What do you get?
My life together. Why the fuck would I ever only have $5?

I'm not certain but different locations have different prices one the same item. A single quarter pounder sandwich only might be able to be had at that price. Maybe.

>>26240533
Two double hamburgers with ketchup, small fries, small drink.

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French Fry, Minute maid

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>>26240533
A jr whopper.

>>26240633
isn't that the mcgangbang or something?

>>26240648
>can't play along

A coffee

>>26240533
>Only $5 dollars to my name.

In that case I'd get a McJob.

>>26240533
>Large coke
>2 McDoubles, no cheese
>McChicken, no lettuce

This is factoring in sales tax in my state which would give me a total cost of $4.35, unless they jacked the prices. If they did then It would just be a large coke and 2 McDoubles with no cheese.

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>>26240737
How much does a McDouble cost where you live?
It costs about 1.20 where I live.

>>26240678

I've heard people call it a McBear also, but yeah.

>>26240737
>no cheese
Why

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>>26240678
Do you think this is a fucking game or something? Seriously get the fuck out and think about the cold hard reality of shit you just smeared allover your shoes.

>>26240737
Damn, that would cost me like 7 bucks here at the airport

>>26240781
>this mad you don't have a gf to eat McDonalds with

>>26240790
For some reason that turns me off. My last gf who was 90-ish lbs always asked me if I wanted to go with her on a late night mickeys run.

5 dollars worth of a stronger currency.

Grilled stuft burrito

I'd turn it into $10 by offering to post "sneaky" ads for McDonalds on 4chan

>>26240790
What kind of pleb would ever take a girl to McDonalds? I honestly don't have any respect for people, especially women, who eat fast food.

>>26240533
Drive to taco bell instead

>>26240533
3 McDoubles

Filet-o-fish, no cheese extra tartar

1 apple pie

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>tfw texted mom if should could bring me mcdonalds
>tfw she probably won't

2 of 2 for $2
3 mcchickens and a mozzi

2 McDoubles and large fries

>>26240861
Black QT asked me on a date to McDonalds and even offered to pay. I had to decline because autism. She would think I'm weird or boring.

>>26240655
Same desu, if thats still possible, hopefully have room to fit in soft serve?

McBlyat with pedar fries

>>26240867
This nigga knows whassup

Nothing but ice cream

>>26240885
Rape her and then kill her if she doesn't

the only thing of worth at mcdicks is

McGriddles
Apple Pies
French Fries
Coffee
Sweet Tea (not anymore since it isn't a dollar)

With that being said I'd probably say fuck McDonalds and go cop a medium pie for $5.

>>26240867
I'd probs do this. Would just get a bad of tacos with a shitload of mild sauce

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>>26240885
pic entirely related

>>26240867
>>26240935
>not playing along
sup wagecucks

>>26240768
Depends on the place, anywhere from $1.00 to ~$1.20 (not including tax).

>>26240777
Milk allergy

>>26240789
No shit

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>>26240533
Walk out the door and go to the supermarket, buy a package of pita bread, a green pepper, alfalfa sprouts, a block of tofu, a tomato, and some dijon mustard, and make myself a couple of juicy, delicious, nutritious, filling veggie wraps that isn't full of e-coli, ammonia, and cow assholes.

>>26240964
Taco bell lunch is better than Micks. Micks has better breakfast options. So it would depend on what time it is.

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>>26240789
>airport
No shit retard, everything is more expensive at the airport

>>26240985
That's like $15 bucks at least.

>>26240985
You can get maybe half that with 5 bucks.

>>26240995
Doesn't matter what time it is. Breakfast all day nigga.

>>26240551
this, without the drink because fuck soda

>>26241022
>not getting a large ice tea for just $1
Every size, anon. Unlimited refills. $1.

>>26241020
Don't they offer like only a couple options and not the entire menu?

>>26241008
>>26241019
$1 - 4 whole wheat pitas
50 cents - one green pepper
50 cents - one roma tomato
$1 alfalfa sprouts
$2 tofu
$1 dijon mustard

The dijon might be a little more expensive if you can't find a cheap generic brand, but not much more.

>>26240533
Mccdouble no onions/
4p nugget with ranch
two small ice waters
2.24$
protein keeps you full longer.

>>26241060
Don't know, I only order in the morning.

>>26240533
one mcchicken
two cheeseburgers
one breakfast burito

>>26241060
yep they dont offer griddles and other good shit

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>>26241072
>two small ice waters

>>26241053
i prefer water, but sugar free ice tea is nice

rather spend that extra dollar on more food instead of drink

plus super sugary shit makes me feel like shit

>>26240964
ok NEETfaggot, I'd go with the 2 for 3 McGriddles and buy 2 Mucho Mango Arizonas with the left over change.

>>26241125
They charge you for a large, senpai.

Putting it all into that stupid donation box that's always on the counter.

>>26241158
Holy shit do they actually charge for a large water?

>>26241069
Where the fuck do you shop?

Everywhere I go peppers are anywhere from ~$.80 a piece up to $1.45. A Package of pitas is like $4-5, maybe even more if you get whole wheat because 'muh nutrition', a bag of alfalfa sprouts is $3 maybe $4, I won't argue with the tofu because I've seen tofu anywhere from ~$1.30 to $3, and dijon mustard even if you buy generic-ish is still like $3, tomatoes are usually sold by the pound and it's usually $.98 per pound.

That's anywhere from $12.60 to $17.05.

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I hate being on a fucking diet. The urges are so strong

>Walk out
>buy 4$ deal from the superior BK

>>26241069
Dude this sounds really good. I'll give you $5 an hour to be my personal chef

>>26241355
Uh, I live in Canada where food prices are much higher than the US. A package of four small pitas is $1. You used to be able to get 5 or 6 for the same price until recently. Tomatoes can be had for $2 a pound, and a single roma tomato is about a quarter-pound. Green peppers are about $3 a pound (during the winter), so it's true it'll be hard to find one small enough for 50 cents, but even if you're forced to spend a whole dollar, it means you'll have some left over. Or you could get an onion instead. I just bought a bottle of generic dijon mustard yesterday for $1.25, and that's with food prices going through roof here because of the devaluation of the dollar. I don't know how the hell you think that's anywhere close to your estimate. I'm guessing you probably live with your mommy and daddy and don't do much shopping yourself.

>>26240533
Go to KFC instead and get a 5 dollar fill-up.

>>26241493
No, I live on my own. I just don't see how all that stuff could cost so little. Anywhere I shop that's what the prices are like.

3 99p Mayo chickens, a medium drink and medium fries

a whopper and a forty, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ANZ8Osnz4

>>26240973
they're 1.79 at my local store but with the mcpick thing they might as well be 1.25

>>26240648
Better question: why the fuck would you have as much as $5? I bet you haven't made a dollar in your life you LITTLE FUCK

>>26240789
Maybe you shouldn't sleep in the airports anymore then.

>>26240985
Did you make sure you shined your monacle before you went, you pretentious cunt

>>26240973
>>26241003
fuck off bullies, I was just stating a comparison

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>>26242326
Enjoy your beetus, Amerifat.

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4 orders of mozzarella sticks and a cup for water (which I will then dump out and fill with soda)

>>26240533
nothing because they don't accept american currency here

oh and the converted sum wouldn't get me shit here, maccas are expensive as shit

Mcdouble and two maple blueberry apple pies, and keep $1.77 to myself.

>>26240973
>milk allergy

nigger detected.

/r9k/ is for WHITES ONLY

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>>26240533

5 big macs

A LOT of fries and a cup of coffee tbqh senpachi

Nothing because this is Australia and shit's expensive

Three mcdoubles, three mcchickens, and a water.

>>26240533
Chicken nuggers pl0x

>>26243955
>limit 5 per customer

>>26240678
>>26240772
It's called a McDank you swine

>>26240533
Dollar drink (do they still do that?)
Two Mc Spicy Chickens
Two (or one if other shit is too expensive) McDoubles.

>>26245360

Whatever you say, broseph.

>>26240533
From MacFatties?
Nothing.
I go to the supermarket.
Buy a couple ribs, rice and salad ingredients.

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>>26240533
We have a triple cheeseburger for 2euro deal sometimes, so probably 2 triples and small fries

nothing because mcdonalds is fucking disgusting

>>26241069

That's $6 nigger

Two McChickens, two McDoubles, and a large soda. At least that's what I could have gotten when I used to go there. $1.25 for the most lazily put together burgers in the world? No thanks, I'd rather go to fast food restaurants with a real dollar menu instead.

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>>26240533
A caramel mcflurry

Four 1$ burgers. Why 4 if they are 1$ you ask? Because of taxes.

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>>26240533
>What do you get?
Back into my car, go to 7-Eleven and buy a 12oz can of pineapple-orange juice for $1, two chicken taquitos for $2, and a big fucking Nestle Crunch bar for $1-something.

14 soft serves
1 soft serve + flake.

>>26240861
People that aren't a million years old grandpa. Now sit in the corner and eat your mcdolans ice cream cone quietly.

>>26247031
>Not spending 5 minutes to find 2 dimes on the floor and affording 1 more burger.

Kill yourself wagecuck, you're not going to make it.

i'm not sure how much mcnuggets cost but if they are $3 or less i take one mcnuggets and two plain cheeseburgers

if they are more than $3 i take 5 plain cheeseburgers

6 chicken nuggets and an ice tea

3 cheeseburgers and small fries, no contest

Mozzi sticks and nuggets

I haven't been to mcdonalds in years but if $5 can still buy a big mac then that. Otherwise as many lil macs as I can get

chicken mayo 99p

>>26240597
>Sorry Sir, our shake machine is broken

I go to the grocery store across the street and get a bag of rice and some beans so I can eat for the week

>>26240533
>Buying overpriced rat meat
Rather go to a small burger stand and buy to the guy that is not a corporate shill that sells you rat meat.

>>26250193
That's what I eat here in beaner country when I am short.
Hence why they call us beaners, since the poor people here can only afford beans.

>>26249826
Every fucking time.

Yea we know it's not original, blow me.

I GET THE HELL OUTTA THEREEE!!!!!!!

Mcgang bang fries and a free water which I will fill with soda

>>26240533
Not McDonalds.

>>26240533
Land air and sea burger.

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>tfw the cheapest burger you can get at my McDonald's is $1.60
>big macs are $5.60 alone
>large drinks are almost $3
(After tax)

Fuck Canada desu. Or actually maybe it's good that it's expensive here because otherwise I'd be fat as fuck.

Mcflurry and fries

>>26240533
An employee quarter meal medium.
And a double.
Sometimes its.okay being bottom barrell wagecuvk

>>26250685
I have a lot of disposable income that I have no real use for, and yes anon.
You really do get very fat if you sit in the computer all day and have lots of cash to buy whatever you want at anytime with little effort.