> tfw always super horny but no boyfriend to fuck me
you guys don't understand how hard it is to be an ugly girl :(
so i just started birth control to regulate my period and my last period was 2 weeks long and very thick/heavy like old blood
Is this normal femanons?
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT YOU WHORE
YOU'VE PROBABLY REJECTED AT LEAST 5 GUYS THIS PAST WEEK
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT LYING SLUT
Well some creep from my art class wanted me to go on a date, but he like has acne and is short. That's like telling someone who is hungry to just go eat some rotten food from the trash...
>have an amazing boyfriend for 3 years
>still manage to get a crush on coworker at my first job
Please, robots, I don't want this. Help me. Please reject me in the worst fucking way possible so I can pretend you're him and get over this already.
OP here, my advice is to just start fooling around with your co-worker
Your boyfriend probably wont find out, and if he does he probably wont leave you, not many men have the confidence to walk away from a 3 year long relationship like that
worst case scenario you can just say he got you drunk and took advantage of you
Listen up. Either you're trolling or you're in the wrong place. Just go away. You LITERALLY cannot comprehend being alone. Stacey, I ask you nicely, to get the fuck off my board, god fucking damn.
Pls keep it coming. Detail how ugly, stupid, fat and annoying I am, no guy would ever want me, my boyfriend's also out of my league. Fuck I hate this
I just want my boyfriend to be happy and get a job and stop being a NEET and I guess those feelings are projecting onto this other guy and fukc
My boyfriend is pretty much superior in every way though. The only reason I think I'm into my coworker is because I see him almost everyday and only see my boyfriend on my few days off, so my hormones are projecting feelings on my coworker or something. Plus you know true love and stuff!
Fuck off already
I'm not doing this "make me not like my coworker" shit
I legitimately want you to fucking kill yourself you normie whore and let your bf find a decent human being to date
Be careful not to fall for it
whores are going all out in this thread
Anyone want a titty dump? raise your hand.
well alright, okay robo god am i original now?
>having faith in women to begin with
How cucked can you be?
Fuck off and die, you pathetic maggot-infested obese deformed hideous fucking pathetic, sniveling, whiny, disloyal and dishonorable excuse for a human being. Just FUCKING DIE, you bitchy fucking whore.
Roasties can be nutritious, take note robots
>come across sg in my folder
>hold back vomit
I'm too quick with saving pics, gotta reduce my collection
Wanteed to contribute but I only have a webm above 2 MB sorry guys ;_;
Have this one instead
Thank you guys.
Is it sad I kind of consider this board to be my only friends, besides my boyfriend? That's why I came here to post this even though I know it's gonna be considered a troll. I just have no one else to talk to. I'm really trying to be better for him but I guess at the core of my being, I'm really just a rotten piece of shit. I lost my virginity to him and I love him so much. He's such a good person at heart. I give him money and presents and games and shit, I encourage him, but it just isn't good enough because I'm not good enough. He deserves better and has probably done better but he just can't fucking see that. I just wanna see what's going on inside his head sometimes.
Want some toast anon?
I'm not reading that, if you were a friend you'd timestamp cocksucker.
last one unless this thread starts up again.
4 years ago I had a girlfriend who was a bit below average and
as arrogant and narcissistic as this soundsI was way out of her league. She knew this and told me basically every day that I could do so much better than her and she can't understand why I would even consider dating her, and for the most part I knew it was true but I loved her anyway. She was a slightly fat, FAS faced ugly girl with bad teeth and pretty much no chin. I'm (or at least was) 6'1 with a really aesthetic /fit/ body and pretty good facial features (or at least I hope) and I did a fitness modelling job for a few weeks. She was a bipolar trainwreck that had a new problem left and right and I was always patient with her as she'd yell at me for no reason and cry and drink everyday with the occasional self harm. I always told her how much I cared for her and always showed her in the best way I could.
The relationship was hugely one-sided in terms of how we treated each other. I treated her like some fucking queen, making sure she was always happy and always being there for her whenever she had a breakdown even if it meant I had to wake up in the middle of the night to dive to her house. I got her whatever she wanted and even acted like the therapist to fix the relationship she had with her parents. She on the other hand constantly treated me poorly. All she would ever do was cry to me about her problems, get drunk and yell at me, generally use me as an emotional vent. Never once did I get mad at her or was even phased by the things she'd say to me and how mad she always got. I mostly didn't mind or care
Then one day I found out she had been cheating on me (which was the only thing I wouldn't tolerate ever. I hate cheaters) with her classmate for 3 weeks and I fucking lost it and told her she was a worthless piece of trash and never spoke to her again.
3 weeks later she killed herselfand I couldn't have cared less.
Well my girlfriend is cute and beautiful and she get's all her needs satisfied daily. I ram her during sex like a maniac. She finds it amazingly exciting.
She puts all her efforts into the relationship, where I feel like I do her wrong sometimes.. But I guess I'll bring her some flowers today. She loves flowers and I want her to know that I care about her. I really do.
She really has it good. Her family loves her with all their hearts. And so do I.
Something is deeply wrong with you all. I thought, those who know the pain, wouldn't want others to feel it. But I guess the people on this planet are often more like the main character of american psycho. They want the whole world to feel their pain.
>Something is deeply wrong with you all.
>I thought, those who know the pain, wouldn't want others to feel it.
That's retarded senpai, the bullied school shooter is a meme for a reason.
No it isn't, self-destructive people will pursue any avenue to make themselves more miserable.
>Something is deeply wrong with you all. I thought, those who know the pain, wouldn't want others to feel it. But I guess the people on this planet are often more like the main character of american psycho. They want the whole world to feel their pain.
You walked into a room filled with people who have lung cancer and complained about people breathing heavily. Leave this place.
lolwut? Is that from anger management?
How do you know you don't belong to the other guy?
Remember what they say, if you're attracted to two people go for the second one, if you truly loved the first one you wouldn't have feelings for the second one.
This is even more likely if you had breaks up all the time, fight over small stuff, don't feel at ease sometimes, etc.
Ill be ur bf fembots
I will love u forever I promise
I'm so lonely
Boobs and baubles.
This is retarded as fuck
>can't see previews for webms
First and last one I'll post.
Some jap bitch, sorry about all I know.
Wasn't even close to worth it either, what a waste.
Maybe he's fucking someone on the side.
If you're not feeling happy with him odds are he's feeling something's not up and he wants answers but you don't give him answers.
That happened with an ex, I loved her to death but I wanted her to be close, she kept saying I could do better and then I slowly started hating her.
It could be a huge, happy release for him, after a period of sadness that is.
>cheat on him he's probably doing it
>cheat on him he'll be happier to have you gone
Where do people come up with this shit?
Yeah that's better, if there's any trouble you should start bailing no one should put any effort into relationships.
>had to choose between this and a vintage pin up with redhair and pigtails
Great is my suffering.
1/5 here's your content you robo asshole.
She's already saying he doesn't deserves her.
She's already falling for someone else.
She tries to make herself valuable via presents.
There's something wrong at the bottom of the barrel and it's just gonna keep getting worse, these are the same kind of couples that break up every 4ish months.
She's just gonna get crazier and doubt herself more, guy is gonna get even more confused and it's gonna end really badly.
>tfw he confesses he loves for me
Now to do lude things to him. Bend over, baby
2/5 some more content my robo-overlord
It's literally just some girl at the beach, I doubt she's a model of any note.
Folder's too big and unorganized, it'd take to long to find it again.
Geez louise, every indirect method has failed! Time to give up, god forbid people talk to each other in 2016.
>camwhores in my /s/ folder
I've failed immensely.
>tfw you hit the onepiece sweet spot in your collection
Japan knows what's up.
>Geez louise, every indirect method has failed! Time to give up, god forbid people talk to each other in 2016.
If they were in terms and comfortable enough to talk about it she wouldn't be asking on fucking /r9k/ of all places.
I'm desperately trying to find this gorgeous european girl with hug tits at the beach, one day I'll tag and sort this whole damn thing
Yes, and now the obvious solution, talking, is being ditched.
They all seem to work in porn, producers must be on the prowl.
Maybe japanese pornstars go for fat injections instead of silicon boob jobs.
Sometimes I wonder what the birth rates is for exceptionally beautiful models and porn stars, I almost feel like if it's low that they're becoming the last of their kind. Will we use up all of our prettiest people with lifelong model shoots and high production porn?
Obviously this chick passed on her nice titty genes.
But she's no 10/10 and I imagine girls with nice tits procreate more often than their peers.
Maybe! try reverse searching the second pic, good eye if you're right.
forgot to link you >>26242114
Clothed/unclothed is always a winner in my book.
Faggots like you disgust me. Remember to sage and hide grill threads.
I've deleted my porn collection 2-4 times, I think I'm done deleting it at this point. I do regularly use an img compare program to get rid of duplicates.
Maybe I'll feel bad realizing how much /s/ shit I have, I guess i'll try it in sections.
French people do tend to have longer faces but i'm not sure she's french.
Useful, but you have to give it the full treatment and put stuff in the room.
Vintage porn always seems to have bigger tits, our forefathers knew the score.
I loved the torpedo titty threads, I'll bounce for now my services are no longer needed.
This has got to be the worst advice I've ever read. No wonder you're single.
I've been dating my girlfriend for four years. Four years! And if I found out she had a different dick in her mouth she would be out of this apartment faster then that guy jizzed in the back of her throat.
She has no family here, hardly any friends. And I would be willing to put her on the street without a second thought. It's not my fault if she can't find a place to go, go to that dudes house. You come crying back? Great you're wasting your time.
If any man doesn't do this he has no self respect. Stay single OP you aren't ready for a relationship.
>I just want my boyfriend to be happy and get a job and stop being a NEET and I guess those feelings are projecting onto this other guy and fukc
Yeah, if you don't accept your boyfriend the way he is, if you want him to change, even for the better, its not gonna work
Maybe his unhappiness/bitterness/loser neetdom is felt as a part of who he is
Which ain't good but that's what it is
Not a fembot
I was at work the other day, working the register with this cool blonde Stacy.
This regular customer comes in, orders, and our gay boss runs out of nowhere to hit on him
This guy has a godly face. Jaw could cut diamond, piercing blue eyes, narrow eye sockets, overall just male model tier.
Guy's like 5'1
So I ask the girl if she found him attractive.
She said "he has a great face, but he's so short!"
Even having a godly face won't save you.
You ever watch a monkey swinging on branches? It doesn't let go of the one it's holding in one hand until its other hand has a firm grasp around another branch. The branches in this analogy of course being your penis and another man's penis, respectively.
hey anon, if you'r not a troll then lets be real, he's stuck with you for what 3 years? i think the he thinks you'r good enough to him, not to mention how do you know he doesn't feel the same way?
I'm almost insulted by these attempts.
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>tfw just want to get married
>tfw can't lower standards because i'm 8.5/10
I KNOW THAT FUCKING FEELING SO WELL
I've been sneaking pictures and recordings of schizo senpai and I have a mini shrine but I manage to keep it all to myself.
tfw been using the pictures and recordings of him saying OH YEA to fap
>ywn have an obsessed femanon fap to a recording of you she made without your permission
I get people I know to take pictures of one of my
I'm not really interested in pictures of the groin and stuff
Sometimes I'll pretend I'm checking my phone when a qt boy is serving me and just take a lot of pics instead
Uhm, there's not much else to say
What do you wanna know?
I only do it because I love him, shhh
Maybe you do anon, you never know. I don't think schizo senpai realizes how thirsty I am for him because he's socially retarded robot tier.
Agreed!!! I get all tingly inside when I manage to snap a new picture, it gives me this weird adrenaline rush and I'm fucking addicted to it.
objectively attractive face
dress very well, mostly in designer (people always compliment my outfits)
i work out and in shape
drive a luxury car
respected lawyer father
They don't give a fuck about you. They're pathetic beta males who think you'll woosh through their computer screens to suck their dick. That's the only reason they're talking to you, and that's the only reason any man will ever talk to you. You are worthless. Without that disgusting, wet hole you mean absolutely nothing to the world. You're a parasite who will bleed society dry and offer nothing in return. When you hit the wall and your looks fade so much that not even the most pathetic of pathetic beta males will want anything to do with you, you'll realize just how worthless of a person you are. You are boring. Dull. Vapid. Stupid. Shallow. Now fuck off this board.
I once got arrested for taking my roommate's clothes out of the dryer
>she had to go to the hospital
>had wet clothes in dryer
>texted me and asked me to put them in dryer, she'll take them out when she gets home
>go toss her nasty period panties into dryer
>pay, cus apartment building
>she's still not home
>decide to take them out, so no one steals them or tosses them out
>as I'm packing her stuff, some bitch walks in
>stares at me for a minute and runs out
>next thing ik, two cop cars are outside, 4 officers
>won't listen to a thing I'm saying
>use my one phone call to get talk to roommate that I was helping
>her mom picks up, cus roomie is in emergency surgery
>mom can't leave, I understand
>spend night in jail
>roomie comes straight to jail after post op and demands they release me
>cops don't even apologize
>now on sex offender registry
>5 years until I can get a tribunal date to remove me
>can't get a job, apartment, or anything
But you whores can take creepshots all you like.
>Love history, vidya, shitty yugioh cards from my childhood, and dinosaurs
>Incredibly awkward around people because low self-esteem
Got kicked out of university, lost my job, and now I'm basically homeless.
I do home repairs with illegals, cus my criminal record is there, even though I did literally nothing wrong.
That's the day I decided to stop being nice to anyone.
Word to the wise, my robot brethren, never be an ugly male doing something nice, you'll end up in jail.
Literally have $12 and a sleeping bag.
I shitpost on coffee shop WiFi
Worst part was giving up my cat.
I still cry every night without her.
But she's with a trusted friend, so I'm not too worried.
>How about music and books?
My favorite song is Believe it Or Not by Joey Scarbury, but I like to listen to classical music a lot.
The only decent book I've read is Dante's Inferno
I would like to read the Iliad and the Odyssey because Greek mythology is cool. The last books I read before that was
The Percy Jackson series
Shit. I really wish things could be better for you. You literally did nothing wrong, how could they still put your name in the offenders list? You could've sued them or something. I hope you can be reunited with your cat soon.
I don't want to be in the league with some basic 2004 blonde Disney channel cumdumpster.
Enjoy having literally 0 intelligence or personality.
I go to CalTech and I don't feel the need to tell virgin NEETs that I'm better than them.
Please kill yourself.
Why are you laughing at me?
1 month ago
>go to a party
>stacy wants the D
>kindly tell her to fuck off
>spot a fembot
>shes an obvious virgin
>take her home with me
>talk for hours
>offer to eat her out
>she panics and starts talking gibberish
>stares at the floor and loses the ability to form sentences
>tell her to just say no
>she wont say no but is too much of a nervous virgin to say yes
>go to sleep
I actually believed you bitches.But you dont even know what you want.
>I read some of Percy Jackson when I was around 12 lol
That was when I started and I enjoyed the idea. Didn't like Riordan turning Nico into a fag for no reason and quit before finishing the series because of that.
>Okay... How about movies/tv?
I like all of the Jurassic Park movies, but that's because I'm a sucker for dinos.
I enjoy comfy movies like The Grand Budapest Hotel too.
I used to watch history channel a lot, but they turned it into shit. Now the only tv I really watch is Game of Normies occasionally.
Have you tried being a male in modern society?
Ik people who have done less and have actually ended up in jail.
Women ruin men's lives with a few words, doing irreparable damage.
They said they'd review my case, so I'm still 3 years out until my court date.
Even then, they'll probably just tell me to fuck off.
Lol, with what money?
Put my sleeping bag up for collateral?
I just look like a homeless 22 yo, no lawyer will even let me in their lobby.
I dont understand it. That's so horrible. Feminists can't see the female privilege they have. What the police did was dispicable. I truly and sincerely wish you all the best luck with your court case and the next few years.