post the most recent text message you have from a female who isn't related to you
I asked my oneitis about what we did in a lecture class I missed. I wish we talked. Actually talked, not school text.
We haven't talked in over a year, but I miss her ever day.
"I spent most of our relationship looking up definitions of manipulative or mentally abusive relationships, I know you don't be able to see it, but you were not good for me at all and you made my life worse, not to be mean but I see now that its true, I wanted to be out for a while but was still attached so yeah I'm glad I'm not anymore and I wish it happened sooner so no I don't really feel the need to check in"
Making Valentines Day plans and she asked what I wanted.
I love her so much. I'll get off your board now.
Lmao. She's full of shit. You keep tabs on her? I'd bet cold hard cash that bitch is dating a Chad now. If not, she will soon. All women are bisexual, whether that claim to be gay or straight.
>hit up -dude-
from the sister of said dude, that was bribed with a beer and two cigarettes to text it to me. i know because he tried to get me to pay him back for the two cigs & beer he used to get ahold of me
my phone doesn't go back far enough, but i think the last one was when I'd asked a girl to hang out when I was 16 (21 now) and got "no sorry"
five minutes ago
yes that was sent to me
The only person I ever get texts from is my mom. My phone is basically a walkie walkie for me and mommy. I'm 25.
that hit so hard i felt it from here. i doubt you were as bad as she says anon. she's prob one of those girls who loves to tell themselves how much struggle they've been unfairly put through
I deleted it, but something along the lines of
"I do not want nor need you. Never contact me again."
From my ex-girlfriend, ~6 months ago, after I asked her how she was doing for the first time in three years. She broke up with me 5 years ago. Any girl I've talked to since has grown disinterested in me long before the point of texting me.
No, I don't. Like an idiot I tried to keep the friendship going and she blocked me.
For what purpose, who /coolphone/ here?
I actually do have a really shitty short term memory, which forces me to tell the truth about most things because I'd never be able to keep up with a lie.
Whatever I said to her, I'm pretty sure it was something mundane and hardly worth remembering.
Don't give up anon. Up until a week ago, I was depressed and miserable. Then her name showed up on my phone through Tinder.
Fun fact: both of us are from different states and not natives of the state we currently reside in.
Push on and persevere, anon. You can do it. It may not be easy but it's worth it.
i'm op and i don't have a smart phone
i know but even if she rips out my heart and tears it in half i'll still be better than i was before. because you start out with a whole heart, then after your first break up it's torn in half and you regrow half of a heart that you don't give to anyone. and then you fall in love again and give her half, and it's torn in half again. but it grows back and now you have 3/4 of a heart you don't give to anyone. etc. so each time you handle it better
not him but you can have some i found on reddit anon
I assume my wife counts as family?
Anyway, my daughter couldn't go to a birthday party last weekend, so this I guess.
[Spoiler]I do not like having relationships with people because they end.[/spoiler]
I don't see how this is possible. It's insanely easy to get a girls number and have some flirty small talk. Women love cheeky banter, makes them feel validated.
I know we just pretend to be virgins cos it's funny, at least I hope that's what you're doing and you're not the handful of actual losers that come here thinking /r9k/ is just a hug box.
She was saying my fringe/bangs were cute :3
>"Thank you for the kind words
>I appreciate it. But I don't remember meeting you ever."
I didn't even bother responding. I just wanted to be her friend.
What were you expecting? The people who read the OP and didn't qualify and didn't have some depressing break up story weren't gonna post.
Like me. I don't belong in this thread. This thread doesn't even belong on this board. What a dumb question to ask.
>I know we just pretend to be virgins cos it's funny
I'm sorry, either this is pic related, or you missed the turn at reddit
>tfw finding out I was my oneitis' oneitis
I know this is bait, but it got me thinking. Trying to explain to a normalfag/Chad why robots aren't swimming in pussy and have their own harem of desperately aroused bitches is like a fish trying to explain to a bird why it can't simply leave the ocean and fly. The bird knows nothing but flying, just as Chad knows nothing but social success.
Texts from my qtpie art school gf. We can't sleep together tonight cause she has projects to finish :(
I sold the affections of someone else to her in exchange for candy
I dont even like candy. I dont know why I do half the things I do
and that's how I lost the only girl that ever showed an interest in me
Dude 4 hours is not so far that you can't meet up halfway every once in a while, summer is too far away. Bring this up with her and if she doesn't want to try and make more of an effort drop her >>26243354
THIS THREAD IS FULL OF FUCKING NORMIES
GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS IS MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Person who guesses what I was asking for gets nudes.
Girlfriend. Fell asleep before she sent that.
These threads are sickening.
How do you all get through each day without killing yourselves?
It's not another dude. I was asking about her grandfather since he isn't well. She's a commuter to our college while I dorm. She lives 30 minutes away, so it's pointless.
>if all you're going to do is insult and degrade me then I'm going to block you.
Right before I deleted her. Fucking cunt cheated on me. I used to be sad our relationship ended but it turned out she was a shitty person anyway.
ROBOTS DONT HAVE NICE THINGS OR GIRLFRIENDS
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT NORMIE
Yes it is, anon. It's a great background.
>having anyone but your family in your contacts
>finally have dinner with a girl from uni after days of texting
>it only happened cause I ran into her and she was like "why not"
>at the end of the night she says "I don't think I'll text you for a few days since we spent so many hours together today, teehee"
>too autistic to understand if it was a joke or not
>2 days later no text
I refuse to text her first after she made that "joke"
I don't even know how. I'm a 6 at best. One thing that I'd say really helped me was my sense of humor. Girls seem to really like guys who aren't always too serious. The one I'm with now is a funny story. When I started college a year+ ago, I decided to just go in Tinder to fuck around and check girls out. Bear in mind, up until that point I've never met anybody through it. It was all but lost hope until I matched her. I didn't even get a chance to respond because she sent me a message right away, which blew my mind even up to now. That's something you almost never see. If there's one piece of solid advice I can give you, it's not to dote on yourself. As soon as I decided to not wallow in my misery, it just happened.
Only time will tell.
Don't lose faith just yet.
She was born here in Mass, and I'm from an ocean away but have spent most of my life here. You may be right.
Please let me, you don't know how lonely I am I'd take anyone... Though who am I kidding she probably wouldn't want me. It must be nice to have a girl text you every day and want you huh? I'll never know that feeling.
"I don't know how to say this.... I want to end the relationship because we don't ever talk and idk I don't know how to explain it."
Thats good for you, someone already likes you and you wont take them. Why cant you put yourself in the shoes of someone who has never had a gf? Why cant you just take what you can get and be happy?
We are talking about my psychopathic, borderline personality sister. my parents don't do anything when she throws temper tantrums because she is their little girl :^) she's fucking 22 years old.
I can hate and envy. Why do you come to this board? Why do you want to make threads like this and make people like us want to kill ourselves more? One place in this world where there are others like me and you assholes ruin it.
also one time she physically fucking attacked me because I took her white board eraser. my mom called the cops but nothing happend of it. I didn't hit her back because I would have gone straight to jail If I did and she wouldn't have gotten so much as a slap on the wrist.
You don't know me normie. I've gone out and done lots of stuff but no one will ever like me because I'm ugly and its not fixable. Leave this board go to /soc/ and start cheating on your girlfriend or whatever you normies do.
>Well, i think this is what everyone wants... >There's nothing unnatractive about you or pathetic about you.
>You are too hard on yourself...
>I dont judge people like that, if only you knew how chill i am...
Worst part she was into me but I humiliated myself while I had a nervous breakdown.
First woman in a long while to call me handsome and I blew it.
I had to drop her. After that self inflicted humiliation nothing gold could have come from it.
Last text from a woman was a week ago from my boss telling me I forgot to clock out that friday.
Before that, like the same day I had some mild flirtations with a girl from class but she has a boyfriend and I'm an ugly beta so that's as far as it goes.