Who /bigguy/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysnM407rjE

>>26238745
That looks drier than the Sahara desert.

>>26238773
It's callouses. Like the palms of a manual labourer. Uncutfags seem to think this is normal and not at all disgusting.

>>26238745
0/10 unfuckable

How am I supossed to suck a cut, huge veiny and not femenine at all cock, fucking gross m8

>>26238851
>not feminine at all cock

That's kind of the point faggot

>>26238813
Uncutfags seem to think this is normal and not at all disgusting.

Did you mean cutfags?

>>26238898
Fuck my computer doesn't even quote or greentext properly.

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>>26238745
Big guy reporting.

Stay mad dicklets.

>>26238898
Obviously, yeah. Cutfags.

Littledick here
How does it feel to have a giant sausage between your legs?
Seems like it would be awkward
Every time I see a big dick I think "I can't believe they get this big"
I cannot convey to you how alien it seems to me
The opposite (tinydicks) must seem the same way to you, though

lol drydicks

>>26238939
why is your dick so smooth

>>26238957
>>26238988
Stay mad anteater roastie dicks.

>>26238939
your dick looks so much like an arm it even has light hair growing on it
nasty

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>>26238939
>>26238745
Impressed, robutts

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Why do you brag about cocks that see no use?


You guys are stupid. I'm laughing at you.

>>26239092
Because my dick is pure

>>26238939
You have the most muppetest dick. It's like you're a white Kermit the frog.

I want to suck a big dick.

>>26239092
Whose fault is that? ;)

it looks like a stuffed animal lol

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>>26239108
It's a pure fucking joke bro all you're doing is making all the retarded autistic faggot robots horny.

Congrats!

>>26239110
Pls be grill

Preferably in Washington state

>>26238939
C A L I
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also this is the least veiny dick I've ever seen

I want to dress up like a girl and suck superior big dicks.

>>26238939
How is it so smooth? Can I suck it?

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This is totally 100% a picture of me

>>26239241
That means there's 2 anons who want to do that in this thread now

>>26239244
Only if you're a girl.

Otherwise, no.

>>26239248
9/10. Trim your pubes and it's a 10.

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>>26239376
WE
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>>26239376
thanks for the wallpaper, shithead

>>26239417
It's an honor.
I guess.

>>26239057
I see the hair, oh man, that is really nasty. Just one really weird dick.

>>26239362
Thanks anon it's not like anyone sees it irl

Why do uncutfags get so butthurt when they see a cut dick?

>>26239360
I can pretend to be one if that counts.

Also, what's the secret to achieve perfect dick smoothness?

>>26239495
Better question is, why do uncutfags think they can be robots?

circumcised cocks look so gross

>>26239538
I thought most uncutfags are robots.

>>26239599
No, they are chads in denial. Robots only have mutilated dicks that can't feel anything.

>>26239745
But most girls like cutfags

>>26239776
American girls, but they are fat whores anyway.

One of my most bitter pains in life is knowing I'll never have a thick, long dick to tear cervixes with. Anyone with a big dick absolutely has no reason to consider themselves a robot. Its such a boon to your sexual attractiveness it's not even funny.

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Get out!! this is an average dick thread

>>26239794
I'd rather have a 2 inch dick than be a 9 inch cutfag desu. Fucking phimosis REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26239871
Well you're an idiot

>tfw you have a pic of your dick on reddit or /soc/ and people say how huge and nice it looks
>tfw you're so pathetic that you get girls on kik and they all say how amazing your dick is
>omg ive never had anything that big inside me before jesus christ
>tfw its only just above average size, 7x5 needle dick
>tfw you know they all say it just to bullshit you
>tfw kissless permavirgin

8 inches desu

doesn't make women cheat on you any less

8" but ugly i hate my life

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>tfw no big cock to slobber on and get throatfucked by
end me tbqh, famiglia

>tfw 6.5 inches
kill me tb h

>>26239978
Just think though, if you've ever given an ex a dick-pic and their new partner has found it, they could be a cuck right now after deciding they'd never match up to what she's had in the past.

You could be the chad to some other beta right now and you don't even know it.

>>26239495

I'm cut and I feel unhappy when I see a cut dick because it reminds me that I was mutilated.

I also feel unhappy when I see an intact dick because it still reminds me that I was mutilated.

>>26239801
Wow that looks just like mine

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love these threads

would you sugg and/or fugg, robots?

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>>26240174
>posting your dick online
dont you have anything better to do at this time?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (5.97% content).

N-no really any big dick khv's in central Cali? I-i'm pretty cute

>tfw 7"x6" dick
>tfw never gonna use it

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Tfw only 6.5 inches

Why live

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>>26241988
>i know that feel.

but just so you know 6.5 puts you on the upper side of average.


which is basically where I fall with my life in all aspects.

>>26241693
POST PICS

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>>26242036
Pencil dicks.

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>>26239248
MORE

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I think I qualify for this

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>>26242036
It's not like I'm ever going to use this thing anyway

>>26242200

I recognize those pubes. Are you from Connecticut?

f0r you

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>>26242083

thanks robot <33

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>>26243127

this shot makes it look a little shorter but much thiccer <3

>>26239776
Here in Europe we find cut dicks disgusting. Only Jews have those.

>>26239248
Wtf, where is your body hair?